MLG: My Little Gamer

"TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YE LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME BACK TO KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM! Have you ever been in the mood, where you just wanna see shit explode? That's me, all the time! If you ever feel like that, call that the Jacksepticeye mood. Like you're gettin' ready to blow shit up and you just go,'Hmm, I'm feeling a little Jacksepticeye today.' Okay, so last time I was - HOLY FOCK! DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT!? WHAT IN THE FOCKIN' HELL!? YE CAN'T JUST-"

Jack was falling. He was falling VERY fast. He screamed, but the wind ripped away his words as he fell to his doom. He gasped, tears streaming from his eyes from the sheer force of the wind. In his blind panic he didn't notice a cloud underneath him.

POMF

His heart felt like it was going to explode with the force it was pounding. "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god-" Jack spent the next thirty minutes lying prone on a cloud, trying not to cry from happiness and fear at the same time.

In that thirty minute time-span, a yellow pegasus had landed next to him on the cloud, seemingly reluctant to bother him. "Ahem..." When Jack didn't notice it's tiny cough, it tried again, this time a little louder. "Ahem..." No response. "O-oh, if you don't want to be bothered, t-then- If I made you upset I'm sorry, I-I..." It's voice petered off into nothingness. It sat there, waiting for Jack to notice it.

Finally, after a few more minutes of lying still like a dead man, Jack raised his eyes to meet the teal ones that had been staring at him for a while now. He screamed in a girly manner while vaulting himself away from... whatever it was. It had two wings that adorned it's body and a long pink mane that it was attempting to hide behind. And it was yellow. Why the motherbucking tartarus was it yellow? And what happened to his words? Buck buck buck buck buck. With such thoughts going through his mind, the first thing that he said was, "Why the bock can't I say anything correctly!?"

"O-oh!" The yellow pegasus blushed. By it's voice Jack affirmed that it was a female. She looked even more nervous then when he had finally stopped freaking out. "P-please don't curse." She requested, shying away from Jack's intense stare.

"But bock's not cursing. At most it's a replacement word for ffffffff-bock MOTHERBOCKING GOD WHY CAN'T I SAY IT!?"

"P-please stop." She moved away, hiding some more behind her pink mane. For some reason Jack felt... guilty for cursing in front of her. She reminded him of a fragile flower, liable to break at anything too strong.

Jack was a terrible judge of character.

He noticed her shaking form and attempted to walk over, only to trip when he tried to consciously move his legs. "What in tartarus?" He muttered softly, then reflected on his words. "What the hhhhhhe-heeeeee-he-tartarus COME ON!" Huffing, Jack finally realized what seemed off about this situation. "Why the heeee-tartarus are ye a pony?" He mentioned offhandedly, busy trying to stand.

The pony like creature with wings- Jack's mind idly told him it was called a Pegasus- shrugged. "Is there a reason I shouldn't be a pony?"

"Well since I'm a human...." He trailed off as the Pegasus raised an eyebrow. "Ya know, the dominatin' race? Walks on two legs? Ape-like?"

"The closest I can think of is a chimpanzee, but those only sometimes walk on two legs. Um.... I think I heard my friend Twilight mention a human once. I could ask her." She offered, slightly coming out of her shell.

"Twilight? What kind of a name is that?" Jack asked, feeling a little light-headed. Everything was happening rather fast.

The Pegasus shrugged again. "A normal name?" She then giggled slightly. "I completely forgot to introduce myself. My name is Fluttershy. What's yours?"

"My name's Jack." The logic part of his brain had packed it's bags and left, only to return when life made sense again. It was no big surprise, therefore, when he had no objections to talking to a yellow Pegasus. "By the way, are we standing on a cloud?" He poked the plush whiteness that was separating him from the ground. "I didn't think it was possible to stand on a cloud." He commented, feeling so overwhelmed that he wasn't surprised anymore.

"W-well for normal ponies it's not, but pegasi can." Fluttershy said, stretching her yellow wings to demonstrate.

"Then why haven't I fallen through?"

"Be-because you're a Pegasus!"

"No, that's silly. I'm a human!" Jack was in some serious denial, completely ignoring his light brown colored coat and his green mane. He attempted to stand again, only to fall into the plushy cloud.

"I'm pretty sure you're a Pegasus." Fluttershy pointed out his wings by lightly poking them, then drew back as if stung. "O-oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to offend you o-or anything." She retreated into her mane.

Jack didn't notice. He sat in a very uncomfortable position, trying to glance at his wings. Logic had re-entered because it forgot something and had began pitching a fit inside his head.

"A-are you alright?" Fluttershy noticed that Jack seemed to be blanking out. "Di-did the fall hurt you? I know that clouds are really soft, b-but you were falling from really high, an-and I heard you screaming, and you might be hurt-"

"I'm not hurt, but I guess now I'm a Pegasus. I'm not quite sure how to react." So he didn't. He sat with his face pressed firmly against the cloud and his rump in the air, and said nothing.

"W-we could go get some tea, if-if you want some." Fluttershy offered, eager to get to know the colt who fell from the sky.

"Ye know, I might like that. It beats sitting in a cloud all day, thinking of how messed up yer life is."

"O-okay." She glided to the ground, and went inside her house. After a few minutes of waiting, she popped her head outside again. Jack was still sitting in the cloud. "A-are you going to come join me?" She asked tentatively.

"How do I walk?" Was the reply.

"Sir, another successful processing."

"It wasn't completely successful."

"What do you mean, Sir?"

"He can almost say words unique to his realm. I bet you the next batch will be able to."

"I-I'm sorry, Sir, but I-"

"Sir! Urgent news from Sector 12!"

"That's the sector with the core.... Well what is it?"

"It's failing. We only have juice for one more jump."

"Ugh, why now! Listen, just.... Go do something. I'll figure this mess out."

"Yes, Sir!"

"Yes, Sir!"