Me, and You.

by locoboutluna

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 201

how two ponys with the names 'Me' and 'You' find each other.

what happens when you FINALLY get a customer for the first time all day, then ask them there name, and they say 'Me'?
or what happens when 'Me' bumps into a pony enjoying the sauna named 'You'?
well, I can tell you, its CHAOS.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-14 02:47:39 UTC

your name, please?

Lotus Blossom sat at the front desk of the spa, absentmindedly staring at the door. it had oddly been a slow day, with almost no ponies coming in. normally Aloe would be clomping around, gathering fresh towels, robes,  lotions, nail polish, and facial masks, but now, Lotus could hear her SNORING on one of the lounge chairs meant for the guests. REALLY NOW! she thought Aloe had a bit more class then that, but apparently not-

the familiar chime of the bell hanging over the door signified a customer was entering. Lotus bolted upright, her bored expression now a calm mask of serenity. "hello, welcome to the Ponyville Day Spa."

a tall, light blue colt with a curly black mane stepped in. he nodded at Lotus. another pony followed him, a light yellow mare with a frizzy blue mane. lovers......? Lotus wondered, as she scooted off to wake up Aloe. poking the sleeping pony with a hoof, but Aloe didn't respond. she gnashed her teeth, then shoved Aloe off the chair. the mare bolted upright. "WHA-"

"Customers, Aloe. now get to work!" Lotus hissed. Aloe bolted off, as the customers headed to the sauna, chattering to each other.