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Not a human-in-Equestria story.

by The Frank
This is how a sort-of typical morning looks for me. Just an average family guy. Oh, and I'm married to Pinkie Pie... What?

Hi, I'm Benjamin. Benji, as my friends call me.

I'm the average family guy, 85% straight, married. Drives a cab for a living.

I...uhm... Well...

I'm married to a pony. Pinkie Pie. We have four foals. Rose petal, Hurricane, Summer and Toffee.

That should be the perfect life.

That SHOULD be the perfect life.


...
Anthro, because it works best for me. Proofread (and edited) by NOPONY IMPORTANT. She did a great job, and deserves a big credit.

Teen
Complete
Anthro
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Human
Sad
 
OPO

2943 words: Estimated 15 minutes to read

1 Chapter:

  1. Nope. Enope. Nope nope nope. 2015-04-21 20:08:59 UTC
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