Anon vs. The Evil Misanthropic Ponies

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Romance, Second Person, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Random, Sex
Length: 1154

Anon must save humanity by seducing the evil misanthropic ponies of Equestria with the power of his handsomeness.

Anon must save humanity by seducing the evil misanthropic ponies of Equestria with the power of his handsomeness.

Warning: human and pony sex and general stupidity.

Published 2015-04-14 17:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-14 17:30:02 UTC

Anon Saves Humanity With His Handsomeness

One day a human dressed in a fine black tuxedo known as Anon had walked out from the Everfree Forest into Ponyville. You were that human and today you shall share your love cream with many sexy, cartoon, pastel, alien ponies from Equestria. Your impossibly massive mighty penis twitched in anticipation for the oncoming human and pony sex, for nopony can resist you.

The evil misanthropic ponies glared angrily at you as you walked toward Twilight's library. Your first mission objective to save humanity was to seduce Princess Twilight Sparkle. Once you came to the front door it opened to reveal Princess Twilight Sparkle glaring at you angrily and flaring her wings.

"Go away evil human! I shall not succumb to your handsomeness! I don’t have a human fetish! Us ponies will invade Earth to kill all you evil humans!" she shouted in defiance of your handsomeness.

"But Twilight, I think you are best pony," you said sensually while waving your eyebrows sensually at her.

For a brief second, you could have sworn she looked at you with bedroom eyes.

"Nu-no!" she bit her lip nervously."I shall not submit to your evil corruption! There shall be no human and pony sex between us!"

"Oh, cum on Twilight! I think you’re most sexy pony," you said sensually while flapping your ears sensually at her.

"No… I can’t!" she shouted as sweat began to pour down her forehead as she nervously gritted her teeth together whilst she struggled to resist you. "I will not submit!" she shouted angrily, even as her own emotions appeared to be fighting inwardly, as her face kept rapidly switching from anger to bedroom eyes.

"You know you want to," you said sensually while flexing your fingers sensually at her.

"No! I shall not-- the bright red blush on her face had betrayed her. "I mean, I can’t…. I must resist human and pony sex with you." You have her now, the pony cannot resist your handsomeness for much longer. Thus you walked toward her to softly pat her on the head. "Oh yes, Anon! That feels so ni--- NO! I SHALL NOT GIVE IN-- she shouted desperately in an attempt to resist you just before you gently scratched her behind the ear, which caused her to moan sensually. "Oh Anon, take me now!"

With that she jumped into your arms and kissed you passionately. Both human and pony tongue danced with each other in a tender display of weird alien love between a human and a pony.

You carried her across the library. However, with Twilight metaphorically eating your face with kisses, you really had no idea where you were going... so you more or less wandered aimlessly through the library as you knocked over bookshelves. But, eventually after knocking over a dozen or so bookshelves you had found the stairs. Thus you carried her up the stairs. which you knew, because you followed your penis, for your penis had guided you to exactly where her bedroom was in order to have human and pony sex.

You lay the sexy pony on the bed, but she flashed her horn to produce a blinding flash of light. As a result you found yourself lying on the bed with Twilight Sparkle lying atop you, whilst she looked down at you with bedroom eyes.

"Make love to me, you handsome ape!" she said sensually while waving her eyelashes sensually at you.

"Yes, milady!

You took out your massive, mighty penis out from your pants, which caused the pony above you to squeal in delight. Unfortunately, just when you were about to stick your penis into her pony pussy, a most annoying blue pegasus flew in.

"TWILIGHT! STOP! YOU MUST NOT HAVE HUMAN AND PONY SEX! HIS EVIL HUMAN PENIS WILL MAKE YOU HAVE HUMAN FETISH! the rainbow pony roared.

"But, Rainbow Dash! Anon is so handsome!" she shouted angrily.

"No, he’s not he’s a ug--- you gently scratched her behind the ear. "Most handsome guy ever! Come here, you sexy bastard!"

With that Rainbow Dash jumped on you and began metaphorically kissing your face off.

"Hey! I saw him first?!" yelled Twilight as she jealously watched Rainbow Dash kiss Anon.

You gently lifted Rainbow Dash off you, who looked down at you with sad rejected eyes. "I’m sorry, Rainbow Dash, but I need to cum inside Princess Twilight Sparkle first. I’ll cum inside you next when I’m done cumming inside Princess Twilight Sparkle, I promise."

"Oh… Okay, Anon," she said in a low voice.

Rainbow Dash flew away to the side. With Rainbow out of the way, Twilight Sparkle mounted herself on your mighty penis while Rainbow Dash looked on angrily. However, she soon began masturbating as she watched Twilight slowly take in the fearsome mighty penis into her pony pussy.

When Twilight took in your whole massive cock inside she had began bouncing her fine bootylicious ass on your monster cock. You squeezed her beautiful big purple bubble butt as both of you moaned sensually.

"Hurry up and cum inside her Anon! I want a turn!" Rainbow Dash yelled as she masturbated vigorously beside you on the bed.

"Patience, Dashie. I shall cum inside you soon enough."

Twilight moaned in pure bliss as she bounced up and down atop you. Soon every mare in all of Equestria shall fall in love with you and have sex with you. For against the power of Anon, there can be no victory. Soon, you shall cum inside all the mares of Equestria.

"Oh, Twilight! I’m cummming!" you yelled.

With that you exploded inside Twilight, blasting her pony pussy with rivers of cum from your mighty penis. Due to being Anon, your penis still remained hard, ready to fill the next pony with blasts of cum.

"Oh, Anon! That was amazing!" moaned Twilight in joy.

Twilight nuzzled you affectionately. Rainbow Dash mounted your mighty penis, no sooner than Twilight had pulled her pony pussy away from your penis.

"Now, my turn for you to cum inside me, Rainbow Dash!" she proudly proclaimed.

The beautiful Rainbow Dash slowly pushed herself down over your fearsome mighty penis.

"Oh, Anon! I can't wait until you cum inside me!" she squealed happily.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

Twilight opened the door to reveal a large queue of mares waiting outside.

"ARE THOU DONE IN THERE YET?! I WANT A TURN WITH THE HANDSOME HUMAN!" roared Luna’s voice in the Royal Canterlot Voice.

"Wait, up Luna. I need to cum inside Rainbow Dash first."

"Oh horse apples! Rainbow Dash always gets a human to cum inside her first!" she said angrily.

Just outside the library there was a massive queue which stretched as far as the eye can see of mares waiting to have sex with you. Your mission was complete, your handsomeness cured these ponies of their evil misanthropy.

The End