The Equestrian War

"Whisp?"

"Huh?"

"I said are you Whisp?" Shining Gold was standing infront of the shadow mare.

"Yeah, I am. How are you Shining Gold?" Whisp looked up and met the gaze of Shining Gold.

Whisp got up and explained that she wasn't dead, she was just put in here by a potion. She said that she had only two hours to revive Shining. Shining said that he was happy he saw her again. Whisp told him what would happen if she didn't. Then, a random anus appeared.

"What the actual fuck." Shining said, looking at the random anus.

"I'm gonna be sick! And shadow ponies can't get sick." Whisp grabbed him and flew over the random anus.

Sick and disturbed, Shining trotted on.

"Fuck her right in the pussy!" A random voice said.

"George!" A woman yelled.

"Nancy!" The voice that said the unspeakable said.

Somehow, an old couple was bickering. Whisp grabbed Shining Gold again, and left quickly. They came to a bunch of mirrors. One half of the mirrors had Whisp washing her privates in the shower. The other had Shining Gold well, masturbating.

"One hour's up! Move it!" Whisp flew over the mirrors, followed by Shining Gold.

"There it is! The end!" Shining slowly descended, landing on a cloud stuffed pillow.

"Tsk, tsk. Not even one kiss, Shining? C'mon, you know you want to." A orange mare with fiery red hair stepped out of a random door.

"Who the fuck are you?" Whisp asked the mare.

"Fireburst."

"Die motherbucker!" The Brony Hero of Equestria came and shot the random mare with a random bazooka.

Whisp happily flew, along with her boyfriend, to the ending.