South Park: Life in a day as Kenny McCormick

I push my way through the crowd. I can tell out a dark green earth pony and an light indigo pegasus wrestling on the ground. They snarl and throw punches. I recognize them as Tweek Tweak being the green earth pony, and Craig Tucker as the indigo pegasus. Craig is the "trouble maker" of the class. Personally I hate him.

"I'm the baddest pony here!" Craig screams and bucks Tweek square in the face.

Tweek groans and holds his muzzle. A tear falls from his face then another.

"Alright what is going in here?!" a simaler voice is heard.

Our school counselor Mr. Mackey trots up with Principal Victoria.

Everypony runs off. I quickly look around for Kyle. I feel something tug on my wing.

"COMON KENNY!" Kyle yells over the crowd. We turn at a corner and look over at the two misfortunate colts.

"Tweek and Craig you two are in huge trouble!" Principal Victoria announces.

"Fighting is not ok mn'kay?" Mr. Mackey says.

"I'm afraid I have no other choice, but to call your parents." the unicorn mare explains.

Kyle and I gasp. Tweek folds his ears back still holding his hoof on his muzzle. Craig gruns and looks at the floor. Both Kyle and I know what he's going to do. The indigo pegasus sticks up his middle feather.

Principal Victoria gasps. "Did you just give me the feather young stallion!"

"How dare you!" Mr. Mackey scolds.

"Whatever." Craig mutters.

"I-I can't...belive you!" the peach earth pony yells.

The principal uses her magic to grab them by the ears and forcefully makes them go to her office. Kyle's mouth is gaped open. I knew this was going to happen. Tweek and Craig are the two biggest trouble makers in the school. We slowly walk away to the cafeteria.

"Dude! You will never belive this!" Kyle and I sit down at the table.

"What?" Stan asks.

"Tweek and Craig got into this HUGE fight! Kenny and I saw the whole thing! Right Kenny?" the orange pegasus looks over to me.

"Yeah it was crazy! Craig bucked Tweek in the face!" I explain.

"Dude that's hardcore." Eric replies. "I'm pretty bad and yet I never BUCKED anyone before."

"We saw them get taken to the principal's office!" Kyle says as he lowers his face to pick up an apple.

"Poor Tweek." Stan chimes in. "I heard getting bucked is painful as hell."

"In da fache too." Kyle says with a full mouth.

"The FACE!" Stan exclaims in disbelief.

"Whoa that's some hardcore shit right there!" Eric comments.

Suddenly, a cyan unicorn trots up to the table.

"Hi fellas sorry if I'm bothering you." the foal sits next to Eric.

"Butters we're have you been?" the light magenta unicorn asks.

"Watching the big fight!" Butters explains. "It was insane!"

"Hasn't everypony." the chubby unicorn says.

"Everypony exept us." Stan sighs.

"Hey I got an idea!" Eric exclaims.

"Goddamn it Cartman!" Kyle mutters under his breath.

"We can watch the footage on those cameras they installed."

"Cameras! Since when?" I ask.

"A long time ago Kenny." Eric explains. "The student council is brutal." the unicorn then lookes over at Stan. "Wendy is the leader is she not?"

"Well sure and she should be proud." the earth pony responds.

"Any who that camera must have captured everything." Eric says.

"Well you suit yourself." Kyle says and stands up bringing his lunch bag with him. "You two are going to get into trouble as usual."

Stan is the next one to leave the table. "At least we can see it right?"

"Yeah! It's going to so awesome!" the unicorn levitates his lunch box and trots to the light brown earth pony.

Butters then gets up quickly. "Wait guys!"

I'm always the last one up. I pick up my lunch box with my mouth.

"I cannot belive that they are going to break into the school and steal a videotape just so they can see Tweek get bucked in the face."

I trot back off to class.

"Alright children so we all know what happend at lunch time." Mr Garrison announces. "And I want you all to know fighting it not okay."

You don't need to tell me that fighting isn't okay. I think it's immature and rude. I only fight when I need to.

"So we're doing a comeback on somepony." Mr Garrison explains. "Please welcome Mr Mackey."

"Oh hi- uh everypony you know me as Mr Mackey. I am the school's guidance counseler m'kay? So the fight between Tweek and Craig was not at all cool or funny. I want you all to know Tweek is in the hospital with a broken muzzle."

I hear Cartman let out a little "Ooh well shit."

"And both foals are suspended for five days m'kay." the earth pony explains.

"F-f-five days!" Jimmy exclaims.

"Yes I know your friends are gone and it's sad, but they will be back in five days m'kay." Mr Mackey reasons. "See yall later don't get into trouble now."

Mr Mackey leavs the classroom.

"Ok everypony open to page twenty one in your math books." Mr Garrison announces.

Ugh...out of all the subjects why MATH! Nopony likes math! I stick with it and open to the page. I guess if you put your mind to it then math is kinda fun.

"The circumference of a circle is another way of finding the perimeter." the text reads.

Ooooookay what are these fancy words and what the buck do they mean. I pick up my pencil with my mouth. I write down the fancy words into my notebook. My eyelids droop. I can't afford to sleep now! My head falls flat on my desk. I began to have to have vivid dreams...