You, the only human in Equestria, have been sent to the Equestrian equivalent of Transylvania to facilitate a real estate transaction with one Countess Dracula. She happens to be an adorable, white, unicorn filly.
This is the first fanfiction I've ever written, and the first story I've written at all since graduating high school.
I hope you like it!

Special thanks to anon for the title, and preliminary feedback.