Twilight Sparkle the unicorn was cleaning out the library. She had been meaning to clean it for months and now it was very dusty.
As she used her magic to levitate a duster a small book fell down from the shelf.
Twilight picked it up and looked the cover.
"A story of cake and wishes" she read aloud. Twilight tried to place the book back on the shelf but she just had to see what was inside. She opened the book and went to the first page.
The book was full of pictures of fillies and cake and fairies.
"Just a fillies book" Twilight muttered to herself. Twilight wanted to put the book back but she had to read it.
She opened it up and started reading. There was a pink fairy and, APPLEBLOOM!? Why would AppleBloom be in a book!?
Twilight galloped out of the house as fast as she could. As she reached the door she bumped into AppleBloom.
"Oh hi Twilight!" greeted AppleBloom as she raced in through the door. Twilight stumbled up, startled, and looked at AppleBloom.
AppleBloom picked up the book and started reading.
"NO!" shouted Twilight running to stop her but AppleBloom just stared at her confused.
AppleBloom stood up, holding the book. "Twilight this is a fanfic Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo wrote for me" she explained through the book.
Twilight stood up and came over to see. Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo's names were written down as the authors.
"Oh" muttered Twilight, embarrassed.
AppleBloom was reading happily when suddenly she jumped up and gasped. "Twilight look!" she exclaimed, running over to Twiliight with the book.
Twilight started reading and gasped. DISCORD WAS IN THE BOOK!
Twilight chucked the book onto the floor.
As she did Derpy Hooves burst into the room with Granny Smith.
Derpy had her eyes crossed and her nose scrunched up and Granny Smith was shaking and looking around.
"We heard there was muffins" began Derpy.
Granny quickly silenced her and began. "Discord is at Sweet Apple Acres" she said with a shaky voice.
Spike ran down the stairs to see what was happening.
"DISCORD IS AT YOUR PLACE!?" exclaimed Twilight, rearing on her back hooves and shaking her front hooves. She turned in a circle and ran to a shelf. Twilight took out a book and the shelf turned around.
She grabbed the Elements Of Harmony and ran back to the others.
"We gotta stop discord!" she told them, running out the door. Everyone in the room followed, including Spike, and they ran to Sweet Apple Acres.
Discord was there eating 2 minute noodles.
"Oh hi guys! Just wanted some apples" he greeted.
Spike pulled out one of his own spikes and chucked it at Discord. It just bounced of Discords nose and he smirked.
Derpy bit out of a muffin then stomped on it and Granny Smith pulled out her false teeth and used them to bight Discord's toe.
Twilight chucked the book at Discord and it started to glow.
Discord stared at the book and started to read. He suddenly gasped and shouted "TOO MUCH LOVE!". Discord disappeared into the book.
All the ponies jumped happily and AppleBloom picked up the book. "What do ya know? This book is pretty handy!" she said, smiling.
All the ponies returned home smiling.
Twilight stepped into her bed and closed her eyes, tonight she knew she would dream of a cute book and a devastated Discord. She smiled and fell asleep.
Twilight woke from her slumber and went to the door. She opened it and saw a letter on the ground. She trotted back inside to read the letter.
"Deer Twiylite Sparkel, yoo helped mee get miy muffin" she read. "That was obviously from Derpy Hooves" Twilight smiled to herself.
A knock sounded at the door and Twilight ran to get it. A heap of letters fell down to the ground and she picked them up and took them inside.
"2 letters from Lyra, 3 from Bon Bon, 5 from Colgate, 1 from Dinky..." Twilight read aloud.
"Sounds like you're pretty popular" Spike walked into the room.
"Really popular" answered Twilight with a slightly annoyed look.
Spike looked up at all the letters on the bench and struggled to climb up. "I could be popular too!" he pleaded.
Twilight smiled at the funny little dragon and went back to reading the letters. She opened some and kept some for later.
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AppleBloom walked to school. All the other fillies were asking her heaps of questions and bouncing excitedly.
AppleBloom brushed her mane from her face with an embarrassed smile.
Dinky ran up and started talking. "Where is the book now? Can I have it? Will Discord come?" she asked.
"Of cause you can't have it! I wanted it first!"growled Liza, staring at Dinky with an angry expression on her face.
AppleBloom sighed and went on her way to class. At least they might not bother her tommorow...
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Derpy Hooves returned to her apartment. Carrot Top, her roommate, was sitting on the couch talking to Dinky.
They were chatting away about all the exciting thing Derpy had done. Derpy walked in with a scrunchy nose and a bag on her head. She took of the bag and put it on the coat rack then walked in.
"Hey mum!" greeted Dinky. "Oh hey Ditz!" greeted Carrot Top.
Doctor Whooves walked in from the kitchen and sat on the couch.
Derpy waved her hoof in a circle before walking into the kitchen. She pulled a mouth mit out of the oven using a muffin then put the mit on the plate. She stuffed her face in the mouth mit then, with her face still on the mouth mit, pulled chocolate sauce over and poured it in her mane.
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Granny Smith was snoring loudly and saying things like "Damn you pig!" and "That AppleBloom needs a good spankin'!".
AppleBloom walked in and listened to Granny cursing then went and started yelling swear words at Applejack.
