LGBT Ponies

I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But I ain't a lesbian.

"Rainbow, we get it. the more you deny it, the less we believe you. Please shut up." Thunderlane said.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU GUYS CALLIN' ME A DYKE I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE LESBIANS AND I.... What are we talking about again?" Whatever. I just know they were being dicks. Shoulda never come to this party...

"Guys, I think she's plastered."

Blossomforth joined in on the conversation, having heard my outburst. "We don't even have any alcohol. That's impossible."

Being drunk-but-not-drunk, I just had to say something stupid and aggressive again. "WHY YOU HITTIN' ON ME FORTHBLOSSOM I TOLD YOOOOOOU I AIN'T SWING WAY THAT! THAT WAY!"

"...Maybe she's drunk off the atmosphere...?"

Several hours of reaffirming my heterosexuality later, Thunderlane's tied up and we're doing the dirty right in his bedroom. Wait, no, it was Blossomforth's. She was the one hosting the party... She's gonna be holding a grudge for a long time.

So, back to Thunderlane and his being tied up, I had not-drunkenly mistaken him for being huge into BDSM, and promptly tied him up and sexed him to near death.... Look, it's not the weirdest thing I did in that state, okay?

"Oh, Thunderlane...."

"HRMHRMHRF!"

"OH THUNDERLANE!"

"HRMMMMF!"

"OH THUUUUUNDERLANE!"

"HRMHRMHRM!"

...It was awkward, and dubiously consensual, though he would later tell me that his only concern during all this was for me. D'awwww. Seriously though, he still has bruises from that night.

One night later, I'm no longer not-drunk and Blossomforth has kicked us both out for not being very nice guests. Because nice guests don't fuck in your bedroom.

While we're walking over to my house for coffee, Thunderlane strikes up a conversation. "So, uh, Rainbow..."

"Don't tell anyone about last night or I will kill you."

"I wouldn't dream of it! But, uh...

"Don't ask if I'm gay either."

"Er, actually, I was gonna ask if you... Wanted to go out sometime?"

I couldn't believe what I was hearing. "After all that last night? Thunder, I..."

"It's okay if you don't want to! If it's too awkward after..."

..."Nah. I'm Rainbow Dash! A little awkwardness can't get me down!"

"Oh, uh, thanks! H-how about Saturday? We can go for a movie or something."

"Sure."

And that's the story of how me and Thunderlane started dating.