Vanoss and His Pesky Pony Predicament

by HeroOfOOO

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 4929

Please tell me why I was whisked away from my home planet to be put on this cartoon and protect the land from 'the force'? Simple... I have no idea!

Everyone knows Evan Fong by now. He's on Fox Sports, the Internet, anywhere! And for some reason, he was chosen to protect Equestria, a land filled with talking ponies, from an indestructible force that will destroy everything in it's path.

"Please tell me, why did you choose me?"

Hey guys! What's up? This is my brand new Vanoss fic because I know I can do better than the last one I made. Hope you guys like it! :) ~ Pixelized Dreams

Thanks to 'crooked' for proof reading.

Published 2015-07-27 18:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-31 23:28:11 UTC

Thunderbolt and Lightning, Very Very Frightening Me!

Vanoss and His Pesky Pony Predicament

by: Pixelized Dreams

Thanks to ‘crooked’ for proofreading this story.

“And Fong hits with another goal!” The announcer shouted as team Aurora won once again in their hockey match. Evan Fong, the man who made the winning shot was being hugged by his fellow team members saying “Nice shot!” and “You did it!”. All Evan could say was thank you to them. After the match, he hit the shower room to change his clothes.

It was a late at night hockey match. “Wooh! What a good game,” He said as he yawned. “Man, I’m pretty worn out from the game…” He got his car keys and drove back home quickly to get ready to sleep. He opened the lights to see his ordinary living room. An XBox connected to the TV and a PC in the other room. “Maybe I’ll just check my email. Delirious probably sent me a message.” He said as he turned on the computer. To his surprise, he had a lot of mail. They were mostly from his youtube account from his fans but he noticed one mail in particular. The subject read: ‘To Evan...’. It was sent to him just now. Out of curiosity, Evan checked the mail’s content.

*CRACKLE*

Evan jumped from his seat. “What the fuck!?” he swore as he saw it suddenly rained. The power was out in the neighborhood due to the sudden storm. The lights and the computer were turned off, so he used his cellphone’s flashlight to see if everything was alright.

*CRACKLE*

Thunder struck, but this time, near his house. “Holy shit!” Evan saw the danger in this situation so he grabbed something near him to protect himself. “This plate should be a good shield!” He quickly blocked his face with the plate and duck walked across the room. Evan went to the dining room and slid under the table to protect him from any debris.

*CRACKLE*

Evan held on to the table’s legs to make sure he didn’t get carried away by the strong winds. A gust of wind blew into the kitchen. He heard the knives fall down. “Aw fuck!” The knives were now heading at his direction. He crawled out as fast as he could before the knives reached him. He went to another safe route, the living room. He tried to resist the force of the wind but it was too strong making him fall backwards, knocking him out unconscious.

Evan woke up and coughed. The storm was still raging. “Fuck!” He was only unconscious for 10 minutes. Evan stood up and ran upstairs to his room and sat down on the floor of his room. “God, this storm is too strong.” Evan whispered to himself. “If this is going to last for about the whole night, I’m gonna be real pissed.”

*crackle*

The storm was gradually getting weaker by the second until the rain completely stopped. Evan saw the lights go back on. “Woah… Wait… I have some questions... A storm doesn’t just disappear that fast,” Evan said as he quickly went downstairs. He saw purple light emitting from the living room, so he approached the living room with caution as he saw the purple light start to fade leaving 6 ponies in his room, all looking at him… The storm stopped as Evan stood there, giving a blank stare at what he was seeing. “Huh…” he said as he fainted.

One hour ago, Canterlot, Equestria.

The six ponies ran into the throne room and saw the princesses, sitting in their thrones. Celestia stood up from her seat as she greeted them.

“Princess, what did you call us for?” Twilight said

“It’s because I’ve sensed a hostile presence approaching Equestria in about 4 days.” Celestia said.

“Well, what are we waiting for? We could go beat it up before the 4 days! Problem solved.”

“You can’t fight it, Rainbow,” Princess Celestia said. “It’s a very powerful force, even for you. It will probably disintegrate you.”

“Wow… Then how do we stop it?”

“I’ve found another world. It’s called Earth. Now we want to gain trust of this human,” Princess Celestia said as an image of a person was shown. “His name is Evan Fong. I see power inside him.”

“Really?” Twilight said. “Well, let’s get to it! We have to stop that thing before it hits Equestria!”

“Good luck, my little ponies.” She said as she opened a portal using her magic.

“Do you think it would be safe to go the world?” Luna said.

“I trust them. They can protect themselves. They’re the elements.”

Back to the present…

“Get up, Mr. Fong.” a gruff voice said.

“Urgh….” Evan groaned as he picked himself up from the ground. “Oh, hello officer.”

“Good to see you alive. Last night was a strong storm. We evacuated the entire neighborhood due to the storm. Unfortunately, a few of them were left behind because we were too late.” the officer said. “A lot of houses were destroyed but somehow your house survived, at least from the exterior..”

“Well, officer, I’ll just be fixing up everything. I’m happy to report that I’m okay and nothing bad happened to me during the storm.” He replied, assuring the officer.

“I’ll be going now, Mr. Fong. Just make sure evacuate the house when a storm is coming next time.” The officer warned.

“Yeah… Bye!” He waved to the officer. “Now, time to clean this mess up…” He sighed. He then crouched to pick up a plate, unharmed from the storm. “Huh. Whadd’ya know, this plate didn’t even break during the storm. Oh wait, this was the same plate I carried.” He said as he put the plate back to the dish rack in the kitchen. Evan sat down on his sofa trying to remember what he saw last night.

“Did I just see Power Ranger Horses last night?”He said as he picked up the knives that fell last night. “If It was the last thing I saw before I died, I’d be really disappointed. Stupid ponies.”

“Excuse me, did you just call ponies stupid?” out of nowhere, a voice replied. “Darling, do you know how delicate we are?”

“Rarity! Not yet!” Evan heard a brash and raspy voice. Then a little scuffling and a little “ow!”

“Sorry, I couldn't contain myself.”

Evan quickly jumped back in surprise. “Come out! I ain’t afraid of no ghost!” He exclaimed as he pointed the knife in his hand in numerous directions.

“Twilight, I think it’s time to turn off the invisibility spell.” the brash voice said.

“Okay Rainbow, but be careful. It has a weapon.” a voice said.

Then in a blink of an eye, 6 ponies appeared in the kitchen. “Heh, this is a dream,” he put the knife in the sink. “Well, you do look kinda cute. I mean look at this one,” He remarked as he approached them. “Rainbow and all that. Isn’t that cute?”

“It’s not cute, it’s awesome!”

“And look at you, all rainbow-y and stuff. What I’m seeing is just a dream. If I were to pinch myself and feel pai- OW!” Rainbow punched Evan in the shoulder. “God that stung! What was that for?”

“That’s for calling us stupid.”

“Rainbow! Sorry for that mister-?”

“Evan… Evan Fong.”

“Oh, sorry for that Mr. Fong. Why did you call our entire kind stupid? We aren’t that bad.”

“Well… Um, it’s….” They can’t find out about these freaks who fap to these things. They’d probably destroy the entire human race if I told them.’ He thought. “It’s because of the… No… Umm, because on our world, talking rainbow colored ponies sound… Well, you know… Stupid and weird.”

“Oh. That’s normal.” The violet one said. “It’s the same thing with Zecora, right guys?”

“Right!” They said in unison.

“Anyways… Hi, my name is Twilight Sparkle, and these are my friends. Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and- wait, where’s Pinkie Pie?”

“Hiya!” a voice shouted behind Evan, making him jump. “Thismustbethenewworld!Prettyexciting!Youlooklikeamonkey!Doyoulikecake?Ilikecake!Doyoulikewaff-” Rainbow quickly covered Pinkie’s mouth. “mmph-mpph-mphh!?”

“Jesus, does she always talk like that?”

“Well, only if she meets a new pony.”

“I ain’t a pony.” Evan said. “Somebody’s gotta tell me why there are ponies in my living room?”

“Well, we were sent here because a dark and powerful force is going to destroy Equestria and everything on it!” Twilight said. “And Celestia chose you.”

“Ummm, why?” Evan questioned. “I ain’t a special guy, why not the president or anyone with some power here?”

“Well in truth, Princess Celestia didn’t explain that much about why she chose you but what we know is that it’s urgent.” Twilight replied.

“Well, I guess I better follow the purple pony.”

“It’s Twilight Sparkle, Mr. Fong.” She said as she activated a portal. “Come, we have to be there quick.”

“Alright… Just make sure I-” Evan was cut off when someone pushed him to the portal. “AAAaaaaah!” Evan screamed as he was falling.

“Rainbow, what did you do?”

“He kept blabberin’!”

Twilight rolled her eyes. “Let’s just go.”

“Sorry, but we have to be quick. Who knows when that thing will strike?”

Evan woke up in a place with wood flooring. “Man, what am I doing in a cabin?” he said as he tried lifting himself off the ground. “What!?” He saw that his body was no longer of human anatomy. “I’m ‘ONE HUNDRED PERCENT’ dreaming.” He said, walking up to the mirror to inspect his body. What he saw was a white crystal earth pony with a strong build, black hair and a ‘hockey puck with a “VG” symbol engrained on to it’ on his flank. “Goddammit! This My Little Pony dream gave me glitters!”

Out of nowhere, a voice said, “Well, it seems that you’ve finally awoke, Mr. Fong.”

“Wait, where are the others? And what was your name again? Bella Edward?”

“My name is Twilight Sparkle. You have been unconscious for about 4 hours and for the others, they decided to go home and rest.”

“Oh... And also, why do I have glitters on my entire body?”

“Well, by the looks of it, you’re a crystal pony!” Twilight said. “They live in the Crystal Empire.”

“Well duh! It’s in the name…”

Twilight giggled as she continued. “They might be calm and gentle but their history shows that they’re really powerful, but not powerful enough when a tyrannic ruler took over, so we took care of that.” Twilight smiled. “It was really fun visiting there during Hearth’s Warming Eve…”

“Um, Jacob Wolf, you’re distracting yourself.” said Evan.

“Oh, sorry! I just remembered all the good times with my friends, and my name’s Twilight Sparkle.”

“Well now, Sparkle Twilight…”

“Speaking of which, did you have any good times with your friends?”

Then Evan thought about everything he and his friends have done over the past 2 years on Youtube.

“I AM THE GHOST OF THE MASTERBATING…. Fisher-man? Goddamit!”

“Dudududu, Banana bus!”

“Hi, my name’s Lui, and I’m a monkey! Fire… I like fire. I have a Pokemon named Charmander!”

“Alright guys, keep’er goin’!”

“EVAN! I’M FUCKING DONE! YOU- EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!”

“Come out of the closet, Delirious…”

“Nananana, butmun!”

“Well, let’s just say most of my friends are really far away but we keep in touch…” Evan said.

“Don’t you need some teleportation spells or cabs?”

“No, by the power of human technology, we’ve invented a thing called the internet, but you can’t use it to the fullest yet. You need other devices such as the laptop, cellphone or any device that uses it.”

“Evan, keep talking, this is valuable information.”

“Well, how me and my friends talk is via an application called “Skype” on the laptop or pc. It allows you to whether hear the voice of your long-distanced friend or better yet, see their faces.”

“That sounds better than sending letters to Princess Cele- OH MY SWEET LUNA! I forgot to tell Princess Celestia that you’ve arrived! Mr. Fong-”

“You know, no more of this ‘Mr. Fong’ nonsense, just call me Evan. It’s really uncomfortable hearing that.”

“Evan, you should take a trip around Ponyville while I write a letter.”

“Ookay then Sparky and before you say your name again, that’s your new nickname.”

“Oh, never thought of that before.” Twilight smiled. “Well, have fun strolling around here.”

Well, that was a long talk, let’s see… What to do in a place where you were abruptly whisked away from your home planet into a place where technicolored ponies rule the earth? The bakery, of course! These kinds of cartoons always have those gingerbread housing thingies…

Oh God, I was right….

What stood before Evan was a house made out of gingerbread, sugar, candy, and frosting… Sugar… Cube…. Corner…

“Well, here we go.”

Meeting the Ponies Part 1

Chapter 2: Meeting the Ponies Part 1

by Pixelized Dreams

proofed by ‘crooked’

“Well, here we go…” Evan muttered as he entered the bakery. He got a few stares from a few ponies, hearing a lot of ‘Who’s that?’ and ‘Woah, look at him! It’s a crystal pony!’ and the thing that pissed him off the most, ‘Woah, that pony looks so sparkly!’. Evan tended to ignore these comments the same way he ignores the bad and also weird comments on youtube, the only thing different here is that they are real beings, and he can see their emotions. He doesn’t want to make ponies sad, mad, or cry, he just doesn’t want that kind of treatment. He walked up to a blue mare with hair that reminded him of ice cream.

“Oh, you’re the new stallion Pinkie’s been talking about!”

Just 10 minutes in this crazy dimension and I’m already popular? thought Evan. “Pinkie? The hyper-energetic pony?”

“Yes. Oh, since you’re new here, you can have this!” She said as she showed him a tray of strawberry cupcakes. “It’s on the house!” She said with a smile.

*BOOM*

“Umm, Honey? Can you call the plumber? The pipes… Exploded.” said a yellow earth pony.

“Just a minute, dear! Sorry, but I have to tend to some things. Enjoy your cupcakes!” and with that, she was gone in a flash.

“This is the weirdest and craziest place I have ever been to…” Evan said as he took a bite from the cupcakes. “Mmm, sweet. Better than Starbucks,” He enjoyed his meal full heartedly. “Man, so goo-”

“Hey!” he heard a familiar raspy voice which made his ear turn to the source of the voice. Then, what came into Evan’s view was Rainbow Dash with a blue baseball cap and a whistle. “What are you doing sitting around and eatin’?!” Rainbow Dash quickly pulled him from his seat and grabbed him from his tail. “Hey, my cupcakes!”

“Don’t worry, Pinkie can bake you another batch, but right now, we gotta shape you up to defeat ‘the force’!”

Rainbow dragged him to the Ponyville oval which is 100 meters in distance.
“Oow, I’m starting to feel the pain in my ass…”

“Well you better remove that pain, and get up. Let’s get some exercise.”

“But I’m already shaped up! I’m an athlete!”

“Me too, but you probably didn’t even knew how to walk when you got here!”

“Now that you mention it, how did I learn to walk?”

“Exactly, now practice running!”

“Jeez, Rainbow Six.”

“It’s Rainbow Dash!” She shouted. “Now run, show me that your life is worth dying for Equestria!”

“Wait, ‘dying’?”

Then Rainbow blew a whistle.

Evan ran as fast as he could. Wait, how am I even running? Shouldn’t I be tripping? Me legs are backwards, my hands and feet, erm, hooves are on the ground and I’m not tripping!? he thought. Well, seeing that there’s magic and unicorns involved… I’m okay with it. After 5 rounds of running around in circles, Evan stopped to breathe some air.

“I think that’s enough.” he said.

“Hmm, that’s good. I think we need to do some lower body exercises.”

“I got this… We do crunches, squats, and push-ups, right?.”

“Eeeyup, just 55 of each in one set, and we’re doing 10 sets.”

Oooooh, boy…. I’m not going to have a good time…

2 hours have passed of Rainbow Dash and Evan, doing exercises non-stop. “Can I stop now?” Rainbow gave him a look and said. “Athletes never give up.”

“But my body’s not conditioned for this!”

“Oh… Well, Evan, now you are conditioned for this, so sorry--not-sorry.” Rainbow grinned. “Well, you can go back to Twilight’s library, she has a spare bed.”

“A bed?” Yes! I am so tired! “Well, sign me in! I’m really need to rest-”

“Hey, ummm… Mr. Fong?” then, he heard a voice behind him. “I was wondering after you’ve had your exercise with Dashie, I could give you a massage… If you want to…”

“Yes! I really need it! Thank you Butterscotch!”

“Ummm, it’s Fluttershy…”

“What was that?”

“Fluttershy, Mr. Fong.”

“Oh, well sorry for calling you by another name…”

“Well, good luck with him Flutters. Well, see ya Eevee!”

Woooow, a nickname? No one has ever called me Eevee...Thoughts emerged in his mind that he might be transformed into an Eevee.

Evan let that thought slip away as he focused onto Fluttershy. “So, what’re we waiting for? Let’s go!” he said with a grin.

3 hours have passed by and Evan was sound asleep until he heard random animals tweeting, meowing and barking.

Evan woke up from the noise, feeling really, really relaxed.

Wow, that was amazing. he thought. “Fluttershy?” he said as he stood up from the bed. This must be Fluttershy’s bed. Now where is she? Evan went down stairs to see a bear and Fluttershy.

“Fluttershy! Run! There’s a bear and it’s going to eat you!” Fluttershy looked at Evan and grinned.

“Silly Evan, this is Harry. He’s a friend.” She said as they both lifted their teacups.

“Oh, a bear having tea with a pony. The next thing I’ll see in my life is an abomination.”

“Fluttershy! I got brought you a cool gift from the 6th dimension!” Then what came into Evan’s sight is a chimera smiling, hovering on air holding and is holding a Black Gaseous Cube which is supposed to be a gift to a little small horse having tea with a bear… Well… I don’t know what to say!

“Okay, Pony universe! You win!” Then Discord took notice of the new guest.

“You’re the ‘human’ that Princess Celestia has chosen?” Discord then laughed. “Please! Excuse me for my behaviour, but you, an ex-human, chosen to defeat ‘the force!” Discord laughed some more. “Phew, okay, seriously, where’s the man of the hour?”

“Discord, this is Evan. He really is the chosen one!” Matrix suddenly came into Neo--Uh, I mean, Evan’s mind.

“Oh dear, I think she chose the wrong person for the job.” Discord floated around Evan. “I doubt that he could defeat ‘the force’.”

“What do you mean Discord?” Fluttershy said. “He looks like he’s capable of stopping it.”

“He’s a single pony! And the worst part that he hasn’t got a clue about magic and this force will strike in three days! I can’t stop it, neither can the Titans!”

“Wait, titans are here? What’s next? Is the all powerful Zeus gonna break through that door?” said Evan. Discord gave him a suspicious look.

“How do you know about Zeus?” questioned Discord

“That depends, who’s asking?”

“It is I, Discord! The God of Chaos.”

Great, there are really gods in this too?

“But please, tell me ‘human’, how do you know about the other gods?”

“Well, books! Where else?”

“Oh, really. Well, by the looks of it, you don’t read a lot.”

“Ehh, not too much. I have limited knowledge on Greek gods. I think there’s Venus, Zeus, Hera, Aphrodite, Ocean, Chronos and Neptune. I forgot the rest but are you familiar with them, Discord?”

“Yes, although teaching this today is not allowed, even Twilight doesn’t have a clue on who’re the Gods, and - did you say ‘Greek’?”

“Yeah, why?”

“Well, they’re the only gods!”

“Well, in our world, we have a lot of Gods. While I believe in one god, others believe in 2 or 3 or 4.”

“Well, what do you believe?”

“His name is God.”

Discord laughed “That’s it!” He laughed even more “Nothing special?”

“Yeah, nothing special. He did have a son named Jesus Christ, but that’s a story for another time. So Fluttershy, am I going to sleep here?”

“Well, Evan… I’m sorry, but no. Harry has a bad back and I have to give him an all night massage. Maybe you could ask Twilight, she has a spare bed.”

Again with this Twilight and spare bed. he thought. “Well, see ya later Fluttershy.” he waved them goodbye as he walked out the cottage.

3 hours later, the sun was now setting and Evan was getting really tired from the long walk. He knocked on the door and called out her name “Sparky! Open the door, please.”

Twilight opened the door and let Evan enter her library. To Evan’s surprise, there was a tall pony with a white coat and a hair with some kind of Rainbow effect. “Why, hello there. My name is Princess Celestia.”

“I’ll go make some tea.” Twilight said, leaving the room.

“Well my name is-”

“No need, Evan. I know you well, I picked you because I see power. Power stronger than Discord, me and my sister combined! Evan, you are not just some ordinary human. And that is why I’m giving you this.” Princess Celestia brought out a shining crown. “You are the first human Element. You are the Element of Strength.”

“Elements? Really?!” Evan said, “It’d be best If I were to transform into Plutonium.”

“I meant Elements. Think of it as superpowers.” Princess Celestia said.

“Wait, I have powers?”

“Yes, you are part of the Elements of Humanity. There are more than just one. There is Strength, Intelligence, Emotion, Risk and---”

“Hold on, there are MORE?”

“Yes, Evan. You are the Element of Strength and well, you see, there are more, but I located you first, and sent Twilight and her friends to, well, ‘pick you up’,” Celestia explained. “However, I didn’t tell them that there were more, hence the whole ‘Chosen One’ thing going around.”

“The question was, why didn’t you tell them that there were more?”

“It’s a secret strategy plan.”

Evan still had a puzzled look on his face. Ignoring that, he then continued on with the discussion. “So, where are the others?”

Celestia used her magic to illuminate her horn and pointed at Evan’s head. He suddenly felt a shiver in his back and his eyes started glowing. Celestia was showing him his memories in a more 3D perspective. It looked like all of his videos posted in a wall, and some footage of PAX and other conventions, but what all they have in common was they all included his friends: Craig, Tyler, Daithi, Marcel and John.

“Wait, so what you’re saying that me and my friends have super powers?”

“Well, yes, but with great po-”

“You’re not the uncle or aunt here, Princess. I know that I should use my powers for good.” Evan said. Damn it, why do I have so many movie references in my mind? he thought. “But, Princess, it’s been a long day, can I go to sleep?”

“Well, I’ll leave my sister to do the talking.”

“But I’m tired.” said Evan in annoyance.

“Don’t worry, you’ll see in the morning. Right now, get some rest. In a few week’s time, we need you ready.”

And just like that, Evan was asleep. Like an Angel’s nap.

Dream Sequence 1: What the hell?

Chapter 3:[Dream Sequence #1] by Should I Still Live.

Thanks to ‘crooked’ for proofing.

“Where the hell am I- hey, I’m human!” Evan said happily, but Then he took more notice of his surroundings. He stood in a white room where everything was as quiet as death. “Hello?” His voice echoed around the room. “Anyone here?” He said but he heard no response. Suddenly, the room transformed into a grey brick castle room. “Jesus!” He said in surprise, “What the fuck’s going on?” Evan heard the clopping of hooves on the cement ground behind him. He turned around and saw a tall pony, same height as the princess he saw before he slept.

“SIR EVAN FONG!! DOST THY KNOW HIS DUTY?!!” the pony shouted.

The intensity of the voice made Evan jump back and cover his ears with his fingers. “Gah! STOP!”

“Hmm, I guess the Canterlot voice was pretty unnecessary.” Luna said, “I’m sorry if I was aggressive, Mr. Fong.”

“You could say that again.”

“WHAT!!!”

“IT WAS JUST A JOKE!” Luna giggled.

“Well, Sir Evan, do you know where you are?”

“A castle…” He replied, but Luna shook her head in disagreement.

“It is your dream. You are dreaming right now but I am also controlling it.”

“So, can I dream of a chocolate milkshake that would magically float to me?” Evan questioned with a grin.

“Of course! It’s your dream. Break the limits!” Luna said, “But that’s not why we’re he-”

“Hold on, I got a brainfreeze, AGH!” said Evan with a milkshake in his hand.

“But, Sir Evan, this is no time for such silly things. We have plenty of work to do!” as Luna said that, everything around them disappeared.

“Aw, my milkshake.”

“Don’t worry, Pinkie willll make you a new one.”

“Okay…” sighed Evan, “So, Princess Lulu, what’re we gonna do tonight?”

“I am going to discuss about the ‘force’ and-- did you just call me Lulu?”

“Yeah? Is it bad to give people- erm, ponies, nicknames? Jesus, everybo-- pony is so sensitive here…”

Luna just snickered. “Only my sister calls me that. How did you know my nickname?” she asked.

“I’m the master of it, I guess?” said Evan. “So, about the force…”

“Ah, yes. The force.” said Luna, blushing.

“Why’re you blushing?”

“Ummm….”

“Did the force do horrible hentai on you?”

“What?”

“Nevermind…” Evan said, rethinking on what he was saying. ‘Shouldn’t have said that, shouldn’t have said that, shouldn’t have said that.’ thought Evan.

“Evan, what is this ‘henn tie’ you speak of?” Luna said, still blushing.

Evan gulped. ‘Please don’t’ thought Evan. Luna bursted out laughing. “Gotcha!” exclaimed Luna. “You wouldn’t think I know about the internet, would I?”

“What the fuck!?”

“Ooooh, yes, Vanoss. Big fan.” Luna grinned.

Evan stared in utter confusion. ‘What the fuck just happened before my very eyes?’ thought Evan, ‘Did I just talk about anime sex to a gir- no wait! Mare…. Did I just talk about anime sex to a fucking MARE!’

“Yes, you did, and I’m over a 1000 years old”

Evan flinched. “I thought you’d be a bit wiser?”

“What!?”

“Nothing…” Luna smiled at him as she continued continued, “Now where were we… Oh right! *ehem* Now Evan, try to be serious in what I am about to say…”

“How can I be serious if you can read my thoughts and after I just talked about a joke that you shouldn’t know but you know and this and that and- I’m tired.”

“How can you be tired if you’re already sleeping,” Evan’s eye twitched. “Okay, to be serious… The ‘force’ is an extremely powerful monster which was supposed to wreak havoc in the prophecy but the written records were destroyed. This is the reason why Twilight, the pony you’re sleeping beside with, doesn’t know of this. Also, its powe-”

“Wait what!?”

“I thought you knew about this?”

“No I didn't. I slept on an empty bed!” Luna chuckled.

“Oh, wow… I really think she likes you.” said Luna.

“Woah woah woah! If I’m getting a girlfriend, it has to be human, alright? If I’m going to be stuck here for more than a month I’ll-”

“You’re stay in Equestria would only last for about 1 week. Well, unless if you want to extend your stay, you can.”

“Well, I don’t want to. I mean, it’s a big world in Earth, and I suspect it to be a big world here. And if many people like me in my world, many people would like me here. And if that happens, I don't know which world I should abandon to cater one!”

“Evan,” Luna replied. “It is your choice if you want to be with us. If not, you’ll always be in my heart and in my subscription feed.”

“Heart as in friend, right?”

Luna showed a playful grin but did not reply. Evan just gave out a nervous smile. “So… continue?”

“The force is extremely powerful. It cannot be stopped, even by the titans locked in Tartar-”

“Discord told me this already.”

“Oh… Anyways, you got it?”

“Got it…”

“Also, do not tell anyone of the conversation we had, Agreed?

“Agreed.”

“Good.” Then Luna clapped her hooves and then they were both engulfed in a bright white light.

“Rise and shine…” Evan said to himself. “I probably would stay away from Luna as far as I can.” Then Evan looked at his right and saw Twilight soundly sleeping… As nervous as he is to see a girl(physically a girl) in his bed, he then looked at his right and saw a blue pony with a hockey mask. Evan is in an even more tense situation than he ever was before.

“Surprise Motherfucker!”

Author's Note

A short chapter of Evan's dreams.