Max Magic

Hello there, I'm the narrator, what I sound like depends on you, but the writer says I sound like dream gary in the episode of spongebob where spongebob goes into peoples dreams.  However, you can just imagine my voice in any way you see fit, the writer gives no fucks.  Anyway, this isn't my story, this is the story of a gun wielding,  everything demolishing, women disregarding baddass who goes by the name of max magic.  just think of max as a ponyfied duke nukem. Note:  there's no gaurantee the grammar will be good, when this is up, the writer will be looking for editors, however he will probably go with one of his irl friends, don't bother with correction comments, as they will be completely ignored.  Also note: the writer failed english writing class thing, dont expect anything your human and you level.  That is all.

prologue

Max magic was at one point a normal stallion.  I find it hard to imagine that today.  He used to be one of those average joe slacker guys.  Now He's badass, muscular, and the teMax magic was at one point a normal stallion.  I find it hard to imagine that today.  He's tall, muscular, and the testosterone level is OVER 9000.  His 3 favorite things are killing things, disregarding women (not like the writer knows anything about those strange creatures), and saying badass stuff. One of his favorite lines would have to be "I came to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum".  Anyway.  Celestia fears that aliens have discovered equestria and are about to launch a full scale invasion.  She called upon local badass max magic to deal with the problem, but will one badass be enough?