As many know, recently a script kiddy or group of them DDOS'd Fimfiction for a short period of time the other day, going by the name of 'Keksec'. Thanks to me suddenly having a lot of time on my hands and a few people suggesting the idea to me, I decided that a shitty fic was in order.

Warning, contains:

1. 'Hackers' getting punched by dragon-midgets.
2. Knighty
3. Myself as a god.
4. Characters that only my followers will really get
5. Unbelievable situations.
6. Airplanes. FROOOOOM!
7. Obscure referances.
8. Some not so obscure ones.
9. Jokes at the fandom's expense
10. A whole lot of self-deprecation for the pure keks.

So, yeah. Will be about 2-3 chapters, but here's the first one. This will be unpiblished due to lack of pone and it's pretty shit quality, but meh, if you want to share the link around then go for it.