Awesome Epicly Cool Choose Your Own Adventure (A.k.a. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN)

by D Styles

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 297

Please. I don't know what happened help me. A choose your own adventure game.

Hey. You're a human. No. You're a pony. Of course you are. Why wouldn't you be? Anyway. This is a test to see how many ponies attention was caught. How many read this. And most importantly, how many ponies that play win.

An insane Idea that I thought of during school lunch. And used to bug the hell outta my teachers. The choose your own adventure concept inspired by 'Choose your own adventure: Brony hero in Equestria'

WARNING: This Story may contain, but is not limited to:
Batman, Batroll, Rickroll, Ponies, Doctor Whooves, Dragons, Lightsaber wielding polar bears, highly combustible zombie penis monsters, Duke Nukem, Soap McTavish, Stalkers, Old pedos from down your street, peanut butter beat-down, trolls, troll physics, Lyra, You, 5000 Doors, Chuck Norris, Buck Norris, multidimensional rage quitters, Derpy Hooves, Ditzy Doo, sticky white hallways, Boulders, Sexy Spanish ponies, Dubstep, glitch, intense bank robbing mane 6 action, low sanity, and to finish it, Dragonborns. That's not even 1/12 of my list.

If this is popular, I will kill myself.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-13 17:52:43 UTC

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You thought back to what the pony offered you. A Twixie bar. He seemed legit. And you did want some satisfaction for your sweet tooth. You opened the door to the outside world and see the old pony walking away from your home.

"Wait!" You call out towards the stallion.

The old pony gave a sly grin, but you didn't see it, because you were looking at his flank. No. Not like that, that was the only thing within view. The stallion turned around. "Yes?"

"I would like to reconsider your offer. I would like that Twixie bar!" You proudly declare.

"Sure." The old pony said as he passed you the golden wrapping.

You take it, eyes gleaming with tears of joy. As you un-wrap the candy bar, and take your bite, you begin to have a feeling of pleasure rush throughout your body as your tongue wraps around the soft and gooey insides of the Twixie bar.

"T-Tastes just like Trixie...with a hint of Twilight..." You moan, before passing out.

You wake up, to find yourself in a cage, chained up.

At the entrance of the cage, was the old pony.

With a whip.

Raep Ending.

No.

Wait.

The pony used the whip to open the cage door like a bawss, and walked in.

"What are you doing?!" You panic, you're not used to having your anus violated.

The old pony untied you, surprisingly, and exits the cage, not before yelling "Follow me!"

You trot out of your cage and follow the pony out.

There was a familiar song playing in the background.

You follow the pony to a door. He opens it and you step in. It was a rave! Then you remembered where the music came from.

True Raep Ending.