Project Improv: How It Should Have Ended - PONIFIED!

*YOU ARE CADENCE

". . . And as you have so foolishly revealed yourself . . ." Celestia began as a shaft of light flew from her horn.

This is ridiculous! you think. This . . . this thing . . . has imprisoned and impersonated you, stole your Shining Armor and your special day, and is trying to take over your entire kingdom. Why are you backing off and letting Celestia deal with her?!

You don't know, but just thinking about it is only steaming you more.

". . . I can now protect my subjects - FROM YOU!" The yellow beam threw itself at Chrysalis. She, in response, fired her own green bolt from her horn. And the standoff began. The collision point began to waver - back and forth from Chrysalis to Celestia and back.

Chrysalis chuckles. "Shining Armor's love for you is more powerful than I thought. Your love has made me even more powerful than Celestia -"

She was cut off. You run to her and narrate yourself as you

"THROAT PUNCH, THROAT PUNCH, THROAT PUNCH, THROAT PUNCH -"

Everyone stares at you with looks on their faces like a turkey on Thanksgiving. You pay them no attention.

"THROAT PUNCH, THROAT PUNCH, THROAT PUNCH!!!" Chrysalis is now in a crippled heap on the ground.