Too The MOON

by Baka-Neku

Rating: mature
Tags: Rainbow Dash, Other, Romance, Sex, Random, Adventure, Pinkie Pie, Crossover, Human, Princess Luna, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 2978

About a Boy named Simon who wants no other pony then luna and his adventure!

A Boy Named Simon is on his quest on his Banana Ship to get too the moon and find his beloved Luna! Much danger lurks! what will become of Simon!?

Published 2012-05-14 11:54:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-14 11:54:01 UTC

Too The Moon

“YES! I did it! i finally made a spaceship out of bananas! now im going to the moon to have awesome sex with luna!” Simon said very happily, and he jumped into his banana ship that Naza had given money so they could study awesome sex with luna! they liked that! yes yes! Simon was flying happily topward the moon but something came in the way....what was that? that pink PONY?!?!? was it pinkie pie? yes it was, pinkie pie suddenly appeared on the banana ship and said “HOLD WHO GOES THAR!” simon said “It is me SIMON! the most beloved pony lover i all of Equestria!” “oh” pinkie said, and then they did it! 10000000 times cause the trip to the moon was long and simon could do al the ponies he wanted cause he is awesome! BUT what was that??????? out there in space??????? Floating slow toward the banana ship a lonely purple blimp came floating, Twilight Blimble came up to the banana ship. "Hello there banana ship" Twilight Blible said " "Hello there Twilight Blimble, wanna do some MIDAIR Refueling?" Simon asked and Twilight Blimble turned all red, she always wanted to try docking with a banana ship, and then simon flew into twilight cargo bay and out and in and out and in and suddenly banana fluid painted the intire inside of twilight blimble white and then Twilight Blimple joined the party with Simon and pinkie pie!!! the party of tree now apearly adding fluttershy to the party too since she was a tree, all tree of them flew to the moon faster, now that twilight helped with the flying!!!! but suddenly a BOSS appears - Celestia Level 67! Simon Looked in awe as the great solar queen rised and said to him "Are you a BIATCH that likes MMMMM bananas?" Simon happily said " YES I AM!" and throwed a pokeball at celestia, but something strange happened!!! Celestia began to glow!!! "Celestia has evolved into MOLESTIA level 9999" Simon clapped his hands happily and jumped out of his banana ship and flew up to Molestia Level 9999 and then HE did HER and she clould't do anything due to simons awesomeness!!!! Molestia haven't tried such plesure and desided to join the crew on the quest for the moon!!! Now we had Simon the Awesome, Pinkie pie the Pink, Twilight the Blimp, Fluttershy the tree witch was not really there, and Molestia the level 9999, the party had grown strong nothing could stand between them and the moon!! NOTHING!! but little did they know that the journy would take ALONG time before they actully got too the moon, for suddenly Lyra and BonBon appears before simon. " YOU HAS TO TURN AROUND" Lyra said in a spooky voice " and give me those hands i WANT them NOW!!!" but simon did’t like that idea and turned toward ploto insted of the moon cause there was a key on ploto he needed to unlock Luna's charity belt, so he turned around leaving Lyra and BonBon to be in space alone, but they did't care cause they had each other and had awesome unicorn sex in outher space.

FINALLY they arrived on Pluto, after a long trip of lots of Midair Refuling and Docking, simon was getting abit bored of the same ponies and airships, so he hoped to find something on pluto that would help. And there she was the most beutiful pony simon had ever laied his eyes on!!! so white so pure and what a lovly mane!!! simon went over to Rarity and asked "Awesone sex NAO" Rarity answered "First you has to find my 3 Cutie mark gems, they have suddenly disapeared and is destroying the town, you must capture them before they destroy everything, if you do i will join the crew and give you the key part 1 out of 3 to lunas belt!!" Simon was sad nopony ever said no to awesome simon sex. but he better go catch those crystals before they did more damage. Simon did his magic and summoned a magical RAINBOW that he could walk on all the way to plutoville and he did!!!! when he got there was so much fire and death all over the place that simon began to cry!!!!! he cried so much that the fire went out and the ponies was alive again due to his awesome cry!!!!! they all thanked him and siad he had to catch the evil cutie mark before they killed everyone again. so he went to the evil dungeon of evil and went in to find the evil cutie mark. inside the cave the cutie marks sat on a trone of diamonds and rubies. "who dares enter the evil dungeon of evil to fight the evil cutie mark of evil!?!?" " IT IS I Simon the Awesome that wants to get you back to Rarity so i can has awesome sex and het key to lunas belt!!!!!" the cutie mark did't want to go back since it had to be good if it did and it was tired of being good so it wanted to be evil and kill stuff. Simon did't liked that and throwed a big rock named TOM at the cutiemark so it died and returned to rarity with the dead cutie mark. Rarity felt a single tear for the cutie mark and put it back on her flank and turned to simon. "Here is the key part 1 of 3" Simon was happy he now had a new pony to have awesome sex with and he did all the way to saturn, where the the 2nd key part was.

Many days of awesome sex and docking later simon stood on the tip of his banana ship and looked at the new planet he was about to go onto, his crew of ponies was begining to be big and he loved it!!!! but oh he longed for luna the one and only true pony! Simon waved his arm around his head like a boss and then jumped and landed on Saturn. He had told that the others had to stay, alone he had to do this him self, he knew his arch nemesis was on this planet! he had to do this alone! On the surface of Saturn he saw her, the nemesis of his life! RAINBOW Dash! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN! "Finally We Meet again for the first time RAINBOW Dash!" "Indeed Simon, lets end this like the rivals We are" and simon toke of he pants and t-shirt and stood there in underpants while RAINBOW Dash toke on some panties and socks. "ARRRRRRRRUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH" Simon Yelled while his hair turned bright yellow. "AAAAAARRRRRRRUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH" RAINBOW Dash yelled while her mane turned bright green. AND THEN they did it like bosses for 24 hours stright! after they both lay on the ground panting. "You fought well" Simon said to his new friend RAINBOW Dash. " You fought pretty good for a human" RAINBOW Dash said to her new friend and passed the Key part 2 of 3 too simon. Simon raied the key part 2 of 3 HIGH in the air while the zelda item music played. RAINBOW Dash desided to join the crew.

Now the Crew was getting big, We still has Simon the awesome, Pinkie Pie the Pink, Twilight the Blimp, Fluttershy the tree, witch is still not here, Molestia the level 9999, Rarity the most beutiful and wonderful and beloved PONY of them all <3 ! and Finally RAINBOW DASH had joined the crew, the party now was on the path for the key part 3 of 3. BUT suddenly a CRASH! the airship began spinning around! “ WHAT WAS THAT” RAINBOW yelled over the loud noise of the spinning and everything crashing! “I DON’T KNOW” Simon yelled back to the multicolored pegasi. They all went for the front where the crash had happened. There they saw a grey crossed eyed and yellow maned pegasi. “YOU OK RAINBOW DASH?!?! ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HALP?” the grey Pegasi asked her friend, “WATCH IT why did you crash our banana ship?” “I just don’t know what went worng” said. and the ship was flying toward this GIANT big black hole that was trying to eat the ship! Simon was’t happy, his lovly naza ship being eaten by that stupid hole, so he desided to use 20% of his awesomeness for good to evole the ship into a GIANT banana robot mecha and he used his “BANANA PONY SCREW MAGNA SUPER DEVIL SPIN” Attack on the hole giving it damage of 9999. Black Hole-Chan was now mad! he had never been damaged before! “WHY YOU TRY HURT ME BANANA MAN?” “simon answered from the cockpit of the giant Bananabot “you tried destroy my lovly banana ship i need to get to the moon with so i can haz awesome sex with Luna!!!! my GOAL! my LIFE! stand in my way and i will destroy you!” but little did simon know that he would never win this fight the hole was simple too strong now matter how much awesomegi he used pernament! but one did know this and knew that there was only one thing too do. “Simon i will handle this” Said Rarity who knew that by sacrifice her 3 evil gems and her would save em all and give simon what he wanted, and since she could not be his she rather die for it! and she jumped out of the ship and toward the black hole. “it was nice knowing you cutie mark” “same for you our lovly Rarity we love you!” and she disapeared into the black hole and Simon yelled “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” and the hole began glowing bright white and disapeared leaving only an unmoving white pony body in the wate of the universe........ They all flew over too the poor body and cried so much even molestia!!!! Moaning the body they flew toward Mars with was the final place before they got to the moon! what they did see was a little space ship that slowly aproched the dead body and out of it came a hot light blue Unicon stallion with a Rose and moon Cutie mark and slowly put his head near rarity’s ear “be awake my love for i am the one you have been waiting for all of you life” and by a miracle she began to breath and looked at her savior and they both flew FAR FAR FAR AWAY to a galaxy very colse by and lived happily ever after!

Sad they all where they came to mars, the red planet, full of dust and lots of rocks! Tom who had secretly hidden on the ship was happy to be back home, so long ago he acidentally fell on equestria and always wanted to go home and NOW he was home all thanks to simon who did’t know Tom was on the ship. Tom slowly rolled out and landed right in the town he had been born and was happy again. Simon on the other hand landed on mars and saw nothing but dust and creaters. “Twilight Blimple do you know where the last key is?” Simon asked Twilight Blimple and she turned red and looked at him “yes i do but you must do some quests for rockville before you can enter Vinyls Lair of rave!” “OK” said simon and went to rockville witch actully was just under his feet, he removed his foot and looked down. “it is small how do i get down there?” “EASY” Said RAINBOW DASH “all you has to do is sing the “SMALL” Song and you can shrink down” and simon did just that!

The lyric is based on Harry Partige’s Skrim song sing along everypony and help simon shrink down!

HOLY SHIT!
What is this?
I can’t even know!
Do my eyes tell me lies?
A new pony is born?
Time is Nigh!
I must Shrink!
Venture forth on my quest!
Good bye rock goodbye dust Goddbye you lousy crater!
I’ll be off ganondorf!
Catch you later my ruler!
I’ll be gone on a pidgion!
Im no longer your food!
ALL trash that filled the gap while i waited to be small!
THE ADVENTURE OF MY LIFE IN THE LAND OF ROCKVILLE!

Simon sang the song and he began to shrink down to a small size to fit in too rockville. In rockville he found a hot looking red rock who asked “what are a lovly human doing in rockville?” “Im looking for quest so i can soon go too the moon and have my AWESOME SEX with luna” Simon said and looked at the hot red rock and said to it “Wanna DO it?” “OH YES” The rock said and they did it and simons first quest was done. Happy for that he went further into the village of rock and found the mayor Of rock who gave him his 2nd quest for returning Tom home, and simon was like WTF just happened here? and did’t care for he was a human and now he suddenly had all the quests he need but was kinna disapointed cause there did’t happened anything funny beside the sex with a Hot Red Rock. He went back to his crew and and showed that he had the 2 quests for the Vinyl Rave Cave and they all went to go there. At the cave entrance they all saw a white BIG buff Pegasi with small Wings “YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH” he said too them when they appeared. “i has Quest for you my fine sir” and the big stallion looked happy and said “YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH” and let em in. Inside there was a awesome party going on with soda and LOTS of milk the VERY hard stuff you ever could think off! they all partied for MANY hours and had Club sex all over with lots of diffrent ponies. Simon went to the Dj Pony and asked “My good ma’am, do you have the key i need?” Vinyl looked at simon and said “AW YEAH i do just here if you know what i mean!” and simon got the hint and enjoyed some table turning and music playing and vinyl was enjoying it and desided that Simon did deserv the key and gave him the key part 3 of 3. “FINALLY” Simon said, we are off too the MOON! and put all 3 keys together and was Finally OFF!

FINALLY after a very long and totally random journey they finally stood there! THE MOON! OH so white and poor it looked there. Simon now finally stood at the gate to the final Lair, the Lair he dreamed about for so long! The pony he longed for was in his reach! Simon turned around and looked at his friends “I thank you all for making this possible for me, but i must do this alone again!” Pinkie pie went over to simon and gave him a BIG HUG “take cake you party animal” she said. Twilight blimple flew slowly over to simon “Be barve my lovly Human” and she slowly joined Pinkie on the teleporter pad. Fluttershy came shyly over to simon “............................................................................................... i like to be a tree................................” and joined the others on the telepad. Molestia also went over and said “Take care of my sister” and join the others. RAINBOW DASH said “You sure you can handle this bro?” and brohoffed Simon “Yes my friend im fine i have all your hearts in my heart to heart this just fine!” and Simon tured to the gate and entered BUT a msg tured up “THIS IS THE FINAL DUNGEON REMEBER TO SAVE! DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE” and Simon said “YES I do im awesome and do not need saving” and enters the final lair of LUNA!
In the Moon castle Simon ebtered the Throne room of luna, after lots of beating up shadow bolts. When he entered a MAD VOICE asked “WHO DARE ENTER THE CHAMER OF THE MOON QUEEN! NIGHTMARE MOON!?!?!” Simon said “It is I Simon the awesome who has come to marry my lovly luna and have awesome sex for the rest of our life and live happily ever after like rarity WITCH i in case don’t know about” “But we are not luna anymore we are the evil Nightmare moon and noone can get this belt off us and free os with out the Key Shaped like a Penis!” Simon held the penis shaped key op! Nightmare moon looked happy “Finally i can ahve sex after a 1000 years! you don’t know how long i waited for this!!!!! “ Nightmare moon said happily “maybe for a 1000 years you waited?” simon said as a joke and unlocked the belt of Luna and Nightmare moon tured into a cute season 2 version of Luna and she hugged Simon and had LOTS of sex with him! both standing and sitting1 witch was awesome and cool for Simon that was so happy he finally got his luna!

1000 Years later in the castle of the moon

Lots of happy pony babies jumpedaround and Simon and Luna was so happy, Simon ha desided to become a pony of him self by useing his last 80% awesomeness and now could not turn back or go home but he was happy! farther of a 1000 ponies rady to take over Equestria when ever he wanted. But nut now for he had more awesome sex with luna and lived happily ever after!

THE END?

“HEY WHY WAS’T I IN THIS” Apple jack said angrily! “I was left out again like entire season 2!?!?!” and yes she was but she is still an awesome pony

THE REAL TRUE ENDING