How did Equestria as we know it come about? This is an elaborate headcanon attempting to describe the entire history from the evolution of ponies to today’s Equestria. With deliberate use of purple prose, it wishes to address various questions, including:
a) why there are the three pony types;
b) why Celestia and Luna are so much longer-lived than everypony else;
c) how it is possible that ponies can move the sun and moon through the sky;
d) why Luna became corrupted at the time that she did;
e) what’s really behind the Hearth’s Warming Eve play;
and more.