Rainbow Dash's Sexual Adventures

Rainbow Dash got out of her cloud home, because she finally figured out who was next...Twilight Sparkle. She flew to the library, eager to fuck Twilight's brains out, maybe even literally.

When she arrived, she heard Spike clopping when she was near the window, she blushed.

"Ugh, normal sex is SO mainstream..."

She then knocked, and waited for a full 20 minutes until Twilight came.

"Hey, what took you so long, Twi?"

"Oh sorry Rainbow, some african faggot named Banga rang."

"Oh really? Whats his last name?"

"Skrillex, I think."

"Wait..What in the hay is an 'African' anyway?"

"I don't know..Some weird hairless apes that look like shit..Anyway, there was this one pony named Kony..He sounds like Celestia though."

"Anyway, Twi, I need you to send an urgent message to your brother."

"Why?"

"No time to explain, its some urgent shit, bitch." Twilight seemed offended by 'Bitch' which then Rainbow responded to by pulling out a sign from her ass that says 'Haters gonna hate'.

"Spike? Spiiike!"

"I'm cumming Twilight!"

"Good, bring your lazy ass over here, quickly!"

"I didn't mean it like that..."

"YOU DISGUSTING DISGRACE OF A DRA-" Rainbow then cut her off

"TWIBITCH CALM YO TITS!"

"You're right Rainbow...I should calm down...."

Spike then came down the steps, and tripped on his own jizz somehow.

"Jeez Spike,you're so retarded you can't even go down the stairs?"

"Shut your gay mouth, Rainbro."

Rainbow and Twilight then laughed at the shit for brains Spike.

"Anyway Spike, I need you to send a message to my brother"

"Well how the fuck am I supposed to do that? We lost our quill, remember?"

"I have an idea..Ehehehehe..."

Rainbow chuckled like a generic evil villain of sorts, and brought some Ink, then forced it in Spikes pee hole.

"ARGH! Rainbow you crazy bitch, what do you think you're doing!?!"

"Good idea Rainbow, Spike, write that message with your nearly non-existent dick."

"Fuck you, Twilight!"

"Spike, if you don't write that letter, then I'll take your FutashyXFutaRarity porn!"

"Ugh, fine!"

Spike then started writing the message with his penis like a illegal Mexican immigrant named 'Paco' and sent it by his weird fucked up dragon breath I don't know.

"And now, we wait, Rainbow."

After 3 hours of long waiting, and the occasional kick to Spike's balls, Shining Armor finally arrived

"I'm here bitch, what do you want?"

Rainbow then zipped off to the kitchen, and brought back a knife, and cut off Shining's penis and testes, making him paralyzed from pain, She then used Shining's testes as anal beads, and put it in Twilights anus, then shoved Shinings penis in her nose, completely popping it open, and making Twilight paralyzed from pain too.

Rainbow then cut off Twilights horn, and inserted inside Shining's, increasing both of their pains. She then tried to find the biggest book, and she found 'The Big Book of Swag' she inserted the book in Twilight's anus, then Rainbow inserted her head in too to read it, but Twilight's shit and blood kept blocking some words, so Rainbow got in deeper and deeper in Twilight's anus, until she was fully inside, the weight was too much for Twilight's body so Rainbow dropped from Twilight's stomach, also ripping out some vital organs along the way, killing Twilight.

She then used Twilight's horn, and stuck it in Shining's eyeballs, going through them and stabbing his brain, killing Shining too.

Spike died from ink poisoning and AIDs, then Rainbow smiled.

"Poor Twi really did need to be close to her BBBFF some more, and what better place than the afterlife?"

She flew back to her home, feeling good after helping them.

A/N

You asked for it, you got it!

Also, special thanks to my friend for giving me the idea for this chapter.

A/N