Rainbow Dash's Sexual Adventures

by Abody

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Comedy
Length: 2757

Beware, Rainbow Dash is a bit too crazy for sexual pleasures. Tread carefully

Sometimes, people are sick in the head…Sometimes..Those people make fictions with their sickness..Sometimes..I am derped in the head.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-25 06:52:45 UTC

Scootaloo.

Rainbow Dash was flying happily around Ponyville, stretching her wings muscles and doing some training, when she found a certain orange filly walking around Ponyville with her friends, she then flew down to Scootaloo.

"Hiya, Scoots!" Rainbow Dash said with a wicked smirk.

"Oh my gosh! Hiya Rainbow Dash! Will you teach me to fly?" Rainbow Dash then pretended to think.

"Hm...Nah...." Scootaloo's ears then flopped down and she looked at Rainbow with sadness.

"B-but...Why not? I'd do anything if it means you training me!" Rainbow grinned

"Anything?"

"Anything!"

"Come with me, Scoots..We're going to have some fun.."

"Alright! See ya girls, Rainbow is gonna teach me!" Then Rainbow grabbed Scootaloo, and the CMC waved her goodbye.

Both Rainbow and Scootaloo then arrived at Dash's cloud house, and Rainbow charged in and instantly flew to the bedroom, and chained each of Scootaloo's hooves to a corner of the bed.

"W-what are you doing,Dash?" Rainbow giggled.

"You'll see, Scoots...You'll see..." Rainbow then got on top of Scootaloo, and started rubbing her stomach. Scootaloo just watched as Rainbow started rubbing her stomach, shoulders, and the rest, and also laughing from time to time when Rainbow touches a ticklish area. Then, Rainbow gave Scootaloo a wink, and Rainbow's hoof was fully inside Scootaloo's marehood.

"AHHH!" Scootaloo started crying from the pain, as blood started trickling from her broken hymen, then Rainbow inserted another hoof, earning yet another scream from Scootaloo, then she grabbed Scootaloo's clitoris, ripped it off with her own hooves, then reached a hoof to Scootaloo's eyes, and ripped the eye off.

"AHH! AHH! AHHHHHHH!!!" Scootaloo screamed even louder, then Dash inserted the clitoris into the eye's pupil, and then forced it down Scootaloo's throat, muffling her screams, and with her still being able to breath, but barely. Rainbow then put her hooves back in Scootaloo's vagina, and started widening it by moving her hoof, and then grabbing it and tightening it again, she then pulled her hooves out, and started bashing Scootaloo's chest until bone fragments appeared out of the skin, then she took the sharpest bone fragment, and used it to open up scootaloo's chest, Rainbow then inserted her own marehood on Scootaloo's heart, the beating making Dash even more pleasured, she then started humping the heart, and grabbing it from time to time to make it touch her clitoris until she orgasms on it, leaving a burning feeling for Scootaloo.

"You like this, dontcha scoots? I sure do!" Said Rainbow as her hoof entered Scootaloo's marehood, and then pushed it through, making her marehood area and her lower stomach a gory mess, then she started rubbing herself, getting blood and various other meat and gore all inside her marehood, and came again, leaving yet another burning feeling for Scootaloo.

Rainbow then noticed Scootaloo was trying to swallow her eye, then she hit her in the throat, making it go up in the middle of her throat again, still muffling her. Rainbow then took her intestines , still intact, and put it on her hooves and lied down on her back, and ripped out a rib bone, sticking one end in the middle of Scootaloo's lung, then inserting the other end into her own marehood. Rainbow then started moaning, and came for the third time, getting her own female juice inside Scootaloo's eye socket.

"It's time to make this better!" Said Rainbow as she grabbed Scootaloo's head, and forced it down on Scootaloo's own marehood, breaking her back, and bending her neck, making Scootaloo cry even more from pain, Rainbow then grabbed her head, and pulled it away, then back again, she did this repeatedly until her nose was busted and her marehood looked like a basket of gore and meat.

Rainbow then positioned her plot on Scootaloo's mouth, then proceeded to shit diarrhea in Scootaloo's mouth, forcing it down her throat, and also making her eye go down, finally making her able to scream, but still mufffled by the waterfall of shit going down her throat, Scootaloo had no choice but to accept whats happening to her, but still cried loudly.

Rainbow then took out each of Scootaloo's teeth with her mouth one by one, and then sticking all of them up Scootaloo's anus, Rainbow then shat a rocket dildo out of her anus, and proceeded to hump Scootaloo in the anus, making the teeth go in deeper, and increasing Scootaloo's pain.

Rainbow then pulled the teeth out of Scootaloo's anus, by forcing some medicine that forces a pony to defecate in Scootaloo's throat, then stuck the teeth forcefully back into Scootaloo's gums. The teeth, that are now brown, are dripping blood and shit in Scootaloo's mouth.

After Dash did that, she started slapping Scootaloo on the cheeks with the dildo until her cheek skin was instead her muscles, Rainbow then started humping Scootaloo in the kidney, making blood splatter every where, along with meat from time to time, then, after she put whipcream in the fucked up kidney, she ate the kidney, and kissed Scootaloo, and forcing Scootaloo to swallow the kidney.

Then, Rainbow started humping Scootaloos left front hoof, making Scootaloo unable to move it, then Rainbow humped it so roughly, it leaved a huge gaping hole of gore, putting Scootaloo in even higher pain, making her scream loudly. After all that happened, Rainbow started fucking Scootaloo's marehood, and humping it more and more, till her marehood started jizzing out blood and gore, and leaving a nearly knocked out Scootaloo as a result.

Rainbow then unchained Scootaloo.

"Had fun, Scoots?" Scootaloo then smiled.

"Mhm, we should do that again sometime, Rainbow!"

Rainbow then waved to Scootaloo as she fell down to the ground and died because she forgot that she couldn't fly and instantly got out of Rainbow's home

"Heh, retard." Said Rainbow after she chuckled, and lied down on her gored and bloody bed, thinking of somepony else to fuck.

A/N

Wow...Just..Wow...I suppose I am a bit sick..No?

       A/N

Twilight Sparkle

Rainbow Dash got out of her cloud home, because she finally figured out who was next...Twilight Sparkle. She flew to the library, eager to fuck Twilight's brains out, maybe even literally.

When she arrived, she heard Spike clopping when she was near the window, she blushed.

"Ugh, normal sex is SO mainstream..."

She then knocked, and waited for a full 20 minutes until Twilight came.

"Hey, what took you so long, Twi?"

"Oh sorry Rainbow, some african faggot named Banga rang."

"Oh really? Whats his last name?"

"Skrillex, I think."

"Wait..What in the hay is an 'African' anyway?"

"I don't know..Some weird hairless apes that look like shit..Anyway, there was this one pony named Kony..He sounds like Celestia though."

"Anyway, Twi, I need you to send an urgent message to your brother."

"Why?"

"No time to explain, its some urgent shit, bitch." Twilight seemed offended by 'Bitch' which then Rainbow responded to by pulling out a sign from her ass that says 'Haters gonna hate'.

"Spike? Spiiike!"

"I'm cumming Twilight!"

"Good, bring your lazy ass over here, quickly!"

"I didn't mean it like that..."

"YOU DISGUSTING DISGRACE OF A DRA-" Rainbow then cut her off

"TWIBITCH CALM YO TITS!"

"You're right Rainbow...I should calm down...."

Spike then came down the steps, and tripped on his own jizz somehow.

"Jeez Spike,you're so retarded you can't even go down the stairs?"

"Shut your gay mouth, Rainbro."

Rainbow and Twilight then laughed at the shit for brains Spike.

"Anyway Spike, I need you to send a message to my brother"

"Well how the fuck am I supposed to do that? We lost our quill, remember?"

"I have an idea..Ehehehehe..."

Rainbow chuckled like a generic evil villain of sorts, and brought some Ink, then forced it in Spikes pee hole.

"ARGH! Rainbow you crazy bitch, what do you think you're doing!?!"

"Good idea Rainbow, Spike, write that message with your nearly non-existent dick."

"Fuck you, Twilight!"

"Spike, if you don't write that letter, then I'll take your FutashyXFutaRarity porn!"

"Ugh, fine!"

Spike then started writing the message with his penis like a illegal Mexican immigrant named 'Paco' and sent it by his weird fucked up dragon breath I don't know.

"And now, we wait, Rainbow."

After 3 hours of long waiting, and the occasional kick to Spike's balls, Shining Armor finally arrived

"I'm here bitch, what do you want?"

Rainbow then zipped off to the kitchen, and brought back a knife, and cut off Shining's penis and testes, making him paralyzed from pain, She then used Shining's testes as anal beads, and put it in Twilights anus, then shoved Shinings penis in her nose, completely popping it open, and making Twilight paralyzed from pain too.

Rainbow then cut off Twilights horn, and inserted inside Shining's, increasing both of their pains. She then tried to find the biggest book, and she found 'The Big Book of Swag' she inserted the book in Twilight's anus, then Rainbow inserted her head in too to read it, but Twilight's shit and blood kept blocking some words, so Rainbow got in deeper and deeper in Twilight's anus, until she was fully inside, the weight was too much for Twilight's body so Rainbow dropped from Twilight's stomach, also ripping out some vital organs along the way, killing Twilight.

She then used Twilight's horn, and stuck it in Shining's eyeballs, going through them and stabbing his brain, killing Shining too.

Spike died from ink poisoning and AIDs, then Rainbow smiled.

"Poor Twi really did need to be close to her BBBFF some more, and what better place than the afterlife?"

She flew back to her home, feeling good after helping them.

A/N

You asked for it, you got it!

Also, special thanks to my friend for giving me the idea for this chapter.

A/N

Vinyl Scratch

As Rainbow got home, it was night time, and there was loud music playing, Rainbow flew out of her home to see that Vinyl Scratch was making some music and well..Pretty much DJing, with a huge crowd in front of her.

Rainbow flew back in to her home, and searched for Tank.

"Tank? WHERE IS YOUR SLOW ASS?"

Rainbow got a response in the form of a certain tortoise biting on her tail.

"Face it, Tank, you aren't Gummy."

Tank responded to that statement with what could only be identified as a tortoise version of the 'Okay' face.

"Anyway, come with me you stupid fucktwit of a pet."

Rainbow then grabbed Tank, and flew to Vinyl Scratch, as soon as she arrived, Rainbow forced a familiar song that made everypony bleed from the ears. Somewhere, in Fluttershy's cottage, a beaver died..A Justin Beaver.

When Vinyl tried to stop the music, Rainbow responded by making the Vinyl on the DJ Deck go so fast, it's starting to smoke, then she quickly removed it, targeting Vinyl's anus, which meant the Vinyl going inside Vinyl's anus, and the spinning cutting her up from the inside and spewing out gore and blood from her ass, while also burning it.

Rainbow then brought the speaker, and put one end in Vinyl's ears, and the other, in Rainbow's vagina, making Vinyl's ears pop, and splattering her eyes on her glasses so hard, the glasses popped open, throwing glass shards at everypony, killing them somehow.

Rainbow then came on the speaker, electrifying herself, and knocking Vinyl out with the electricity going to her brain. She then came again and again from the electricity, till she started cumming blood, then she removed the speaker from her vagina and Vinyl's ears.

Rainbow then proceeded by ripping out Vinyl's intestines and putting them on the DJ deck, and started spinning that shit up yo, pulling more of Vinyl's intestines out, then sounds of meat being squished were heard, along with Vinyl's screams.

"Well look who finally woke up!"

Vinyl then started shitting out musical notes, then some epic battle happened, but Rainbow somehow won because she has a rainbow mane.

After that, Rainbow tied Vinyl's plot with Vinyl's own intestines, and started spinning the DJ Deck, cutting half of Vinyl's body off

"I guess you could say that this can be called....Meat spin."

Then Buck Testa came out of nowhere.

"NOOOPE, Plot Twist."

The huge amount of 'YEAHHHHH!' that was going on has blown up Buck Testa's head, Rainbow then started pissing in Vinyl's body, and pulling out the blood and gore from Scootaloo from her marehood, and inside Vinyl's stomach.

Rainbow was just about to buck Vinyl's ribs, when everything went black. Then suddenly..

"POUND PUPPIES!"

"Secret Buttsecks!"

Then the Spy from Team Fortress 2 suddenly starting humping the air, and then teleported away, and then it has gone back to Rainbow bucking Vinyl's ribs, making them go all the way to Vinyl's mouth, and replacing her teeth with rib bones, making Vinyl look like a bad ass vampire.

Rainbow then set the song 'Friday' by Wubbeca Black to play, then she flew away, and when it started, Vinyl's head exploded, and Rainbow slept because she knows that she'll have more sexual adventures tomorrow.

A/N

Made for a friend of mine, a Vinyl Scratch on Steam...

Herpderp.

A/N

Teaser for next chapter.

       "THERE'S NO ESCAPING PRINCESS CELERY, PREPARE TO DAHHH"

Fluttershy

Rainbow woke up in the morning, feeling like P-Filly and trotted to Tank.

"Hiya Tank! Did you like last night?"

Tank then nodded.

"Cool! Come with me, I know who we should visit next....Fluttershy!"

Rainbow then grabbed Tank, and flew over to Fluttershy's cottage, then she knocked. And Fluttershy shyly came to the door.

"Oh um..Hi..Rainbow.."

"Ey yo Flutterbitch, I'm going to rape you."

"W-W-What?!?!?!"

Rainbow then tackled Fluttershy, and ripped out her intestines, and put them through Fluttershy's hoof, and into the wall, tying her up to the wall in a gory mess, she then brought Tank,and inserted him in Fluttershy's vagina. Then she brought Angel, and started rubbing Angel's penis on Fluttershy's spine, till Angel's penis looked like a rope of gory mess, and Fluttershy's spine looked like a weak string, making her spine break,and making her unable to move.

"OW! AHHH!!!!"

After Fluttershy's screaming, Rainbow ripped out Angel's jaw and skull, and used them to spread Fluttershy's plot by making the teeth bite into her plot, and being pulled apart by Fluttershy's intestines. She then inserted all of Fluttershy's birds inside Fluttershy's now easily visible anus, making the birds bite and basically fuck up her colon until they get out of Fluttershy's mouth, completely soaked in shit and blood.

After all that, she took whats left of Angel's penis, and put it in between Fluttershy's eyes, and wrapping it around the skull bone in the middle of the eye sockets, making Fluttershy's eyes a bit out of place. She then ripped out Fluttershy's eyes, and stuck one in Fluttershy's ass, and the other, in Fluttershy's marehood.

Rainbow then looked out the window, and noticed Scootaloo got reincarnated as a chicken., then she cracked the bone that was in the middle of Fluttershy's eye sockets, and pushed it through Fluttershy's vagina, and continued stabbing it until there was some sort of a gory tunnel connecting her anus and vagina, she then brought Fluttershy's eyes close together, and then used whatever was left of Fluttershy's intestines to tie a knot on her eyes, then pull it out, ripping out Fluttershy's eyes out of her anus.

Then, Rainbow positioned her plot on Fluttershy's belly, and started shitting and wiping her ass with Fluttershy's coat, then bringing a plank off the wood that was used for bird cages, and started rubbing it on whatever was left of Fluttershy's bloodied and shit stained coat, till it removed her coat, and some skin along with it, she then brought a lot of nails, and stuck them in between every muscle that was visible in Fluttershy's body, then sealed off all blood streams to Fluttershy's body, except the ones going to Fluttershy's plot and brain, then, when she noticed that Fluttershy's head and plot got big enough, she smacked Fluttershy's flank twice, and started slowly walking out of Fluttershy's cottage with shades on, and behind her, a bloody and gory explosion that formed what looked like a mushroom cloud, but made from blood and meat, that destroyed most of her cottage, then, she put out her right front hoof, and Tank dropped straight on it.

"Awww yea."

Was the only thing Rainbow said as she flew back to her cloud home, to rest and think more about her next victims.