The Teletubby Conversion Bureau War

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Romance, Applejack, Original Character, Comedy, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Sex
Length: 2082

The epic, heroic story where humanity fights for its very existence as the teletubbies turn them into teletubbies. Just when all hope seems lost the cartoon, pastel, overpowered ponies with a human fetish come to the rescue of humanity.

The epic, heroic story where humanity fights for its very existence as the teletubbies turn them into teletubbies.

Just when all hope seems lost against the teletubbies the cartoon, pastel, overpowered ponies with a human fetish come to the rescue of humanity.

Warning: human and pony sex, violence and may cause loss of brain cells. Also, I think I might be insane.

Published 2015-04-21 12:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-21 12:20:02 UTC

Conversion Tubby

It was a cold, rainy day as usual in Ireland, even though it was the middle of summer. Off the coast of the Irish Sea a massive terrifying pink sphere had appeared out of nowhere one day. News reports went wild in speculation of this sudden unexplained anomaly.

Two noteworthy groups known as The Westbreeito Lobster’s Cult said it was ‘a sign of Zoidberg’s anger’ and Box News said it was Justin Bieber who created it.

For one week nothing happened, other than fear and speculation until suddenly strange monsters broadcasted themselves all across Earth, their creepy, squeaky voices could be heard on every radio and their soulless eyes could be seen on every television, computer and mobile phone. They were teletubbies, a monster that was thought once as only a myth.

"Attention, pathetic evil humans!" spoke the yellow leader of the teletubbies in a deep evil voice. "I am Butter Twinkles, Overlord of the Teletubby Empire. I, for no justifiable reason whatsoever have decided to invade Earth in order to kill all you filthy humans! No… wait, not kill. Turn all you inferior evil vermin into the superior apex race of all existence. Resistance is futile, you shall live in true happiness within our world, for we have delicious tubby custard and tubby toast to eat! Not that you have a choice in the matter, for you will become a teletubby or you will die evil humans!"

For a moment nothing happened, until….

"Time for teletubbies!" spoke a voice from a submarine telescope like machine at the border of the sphere.

At the voice’s command vast hordes of teletubbies of all colours of the rainbow had stormed out of the pink sphere holding glass vials of pink potion.

"Eh oh!" roared the teletubby zombies as they ran toward their human prey.

Like zombies the teletubbies charged relentlessly at humans even as they were gunned down in droves.

The teletubbies threw their horrible potions at humans and innocent alike, turning them into mindless teletubby smiling zombies. And to make this even worse the pink sphere known as the barrier began to slowly expand and vaporize everything human and everything mankind ever made and turned everything into grass hills, just like their world Teletubby Land.

Teletubby Land was filled with rainbows, grassy hills, talking flowers, cute rabbits and wind turbines. They had a sun with the face of a laughing human baby in the sky. And also nazi germany like bunkers, in which the teletubbies lived in.

They called it, ‘The Teletubby Conversion Bureau War’. The war in which the survival of humanity is at steak.

***

"Two years later. The barrier has covered half of Earth’s surface, yet even in the face of total annihilation, humanity’s wasn’t going to die as a bunch of crying, wimpy pussies. So, they fought on, even though they knew they could not win against the Teletubbies." said Morgan Freeman in his epic narrating voice.

Commander Shepard, leader of the Human Resistance along with his comrades William Wallace in his Mel Gibson form and Barack Obama were taking cover behind a wall in the once fair city of New York. The Statue of Liberty burned (despite being made out of stone) and fires burned throughout the city. All three were armed with M-8 Avenger Rifles.

Across from them, from a wall on the opposite side of the street a squad of six Elite Teletubby Troopers had them pinned down behind the wall as one teletubby armed with a Laser MG 42 machine gun pinned them down, preventing them from moving. If that wasn’t enough, the other five teletubbies fired red laser beams from the antenna atop their heads.

"Fuck! We’re pinned down?!" yelled William Wallace.

"Shepard, what do we do?!" said Barack Obama in a panicky voice.

Commander Shepard rubbed his chin thoughtfully as he formulated a plan to get them out of this situation. He had plenty of time to think because the wall they were behind was made out of diamondium.

"Cum on, Commander Shepard! We need you to think of something!" roared Mel Gibson.

Commander Shepard flicked his fingers as an idea came into his head. "That’s it! I know how to defeat the teletubbies!"

Commander Shepard reached into his pocket to pull out a picture of Applejack in a sexy pose while eating a red apple, followed by pulling down his pants to reveal his massive mighty penis.

"Shepard! What are you doing?! This is not the time to masturbate to My Little Pony porn!" shouted Barack Obama.

"No, trust me! It’s the perfect time! Cover me, while I masturbate!"

Barack Obama and William Wallace nodded, with that Commander Shepard began vigorously masturbating with his gigantic penis to the picture of Applejack.

***

Meanwhile in another universe it was night time in Canterlot as a massive horde of heavily armoured legions of pastel ponies were armed with glowing rainbow swords and flaming torches, who stood attention outside Princess Celestia’s castle. The pony soldiers held banners of human penises and human and pony action porno art. Princess Celestia was so enraged, that her mane was made out of fire as her eyes glowed bright red.

"Ponies of Equestria! Today we turn the tide! Once the portals open to Earth we shall go forth and slaughter these non human fetish scum that dare hurt our sexy humans! Make the teletubbies suffer! No one hurts our sexy humans! This night, the land will be stained with the blood of teletubbies, march to Teletubby Land! Leave none alive!" she roared in the Royal Canterlot Voice.

The ponies waved their mighty rainbow swords and flaming torches as they stomped their hooves and roared in rage, ready to kill teletubbies.

***

Back on Earth dozens of teletubby reinforcements along with a Teletubby Elite Tiger Tank began to slowly approach Commander Shepard, Barack Obama and Mel Gibson, who they could not deal with since they were still under suppressive fire from a MG 42 machine gun.

"QAPLA! They are getting closer!" roared William Wallace.

"Come on, Shepard! You need to ejaculate now!" shouted Barack Obama.

"I’m cumming now!" with a roar Commander Shepard came, his cum exploded from his penis covering them both in cum, which caused his penis to summon forth a mighty, sexy steed known as Applejack before him.

"Shepard! Ah ‘bout time you came!" she yelled.

Applejack fired a massive rainbow laser from her magical pony pussy, which vaporized all the teletubbies along with blowing up the Tiger Tank from across the street.

"Applejack…. is it really you?" Shepard said in awe as he stared at the sexy pony.

"Yup! It’s me Sugarcube."

Slowly, Commander Shepard and Applejack leaned close to one another to kiss passionately in a tender display of human and pony love. Rainbows blasted out from them by the power of human and pony love.

Applejack mounted herself on Shepard’s mighty penis, slowly taking his fearsome giant cock into her mighty magical pony pussy, whilst Barack Obama and Mel Gibson masturbated with their giant penises in awe at the erotic display of human and pony sex before them.

When Applejack took in Commander Shepard’s whole massive cock inside her pussy, she had began bouncing her huge applebucking butt on his towering spire. Shepard squeezed her massive beautiful bubble butt as both of them moaned sexfully.

"Oh, come on Shepard! My magical pony pussy needs the power of your human cum in order to summon the rest of Equestria to Earth, so they can kill the teletubby heretics." she said in a raised voice.

Shepard squeezed her massive beautiful ass with new found zeal. The fate of humanity was at stake. Applejack. the chosen one to save humanity had began slamming herself up and down his mighty monster cock harder.

"Now is the time, Shepard! Cum inside me, Applejack!" she shouted.

With that Shepard exploded rivers of cum into her pony pussy. When the human came inside Applejack, her magical pony pussy flared with rainbow light, followed by small pink portals opening everywhere on Earth.

Suddenly, psychotic ponies wielding rainbow swords poured out from the portals, who then proceeded to butcher teletubbies to pieces as they laughed like circus clowns whilst they showered themselves in their blood.

A huge, flaming fire ball from space hurled toward Teletubby Land, up close it revealed it was Princess Celestia moving at tremendous speed, followed by her crashing right into the middle of Teletubby Land. Within a fraction of a second, billions of teletubbies were burned to a crisp by the raging fire that was Celestia’s magical pony pussy.

Luckily, for the teletubbies a small number of them, of barely a viable population had teleported away to safety in order to flee into the far remote reaches of the multiverse. Where they hid, cried and pissed themselves out of fear forever.

"On that day, the teletubbies learned never to mess with a pony’s human fetish And so, the ponies helped the humans rebuild their home and lots of human and pony sex happened," narrated Morgan Freeman.

Equestria

Princess Celestia’s beautiful sun was high in the sky on this hot day in the magical land of Equestria, the human known as Commander Shepard sat naked under an apple tree, in the apple tree orchard known as Sweet Apple Acres, that was just outside the town known as Ponyville.

Atop Shepard, the sexy cowgirl mare by the name of Applejack was bouncing her mighty, applebucking massive butt on his fearsome mighty cock.

Applejack was much better than all his lovers before. The beautiful alien pony Applejack made out with him as she bounced atop her human lover. Applejack’s beautiful blonde hair, sweet southern accent and dat ass, was all the things Commander Shepard wanted in a person to bang. Never in his whole life had he banged such a sexy lady.

Applejack pulled back to stare deeply into Shepard’s eyes.

"I love you, Commander Shepard," she said softly.

"I love you too, Applejack."

Shepard gently scratched her from behind the ear, as a result Applejack went insane with lust and began slamming herself up and down him at great speed. If it wasn't for the magical protection of her magical pony pussy, he was certain Applejack’s mighty massive ass would have broken his legs at the force she slammed down upon him.

Applejack moaned in pure bliss as she bounced up and down atop Shepard’s mighty penis.

"Hello, Commander Shepard!" said a sweet female voice.

Applejack stopped bouncing on her human lover to look behind to see Princess Twilight Sparkle and her human lover Nicolas Cage dressed in a fancy black tuxedo with a pair of black sunglasses on.

"Oh…. hey Twilight? What brings you here?" said Applejack rather nervously, after being caught having sex with her human lover.

"Oh, nothing, just wondering if I could have the magic of human and pony sex with my husband Nicolas Cage at the tree next to you?"

"Uhhh, sure, Go ahead, Twilight."

Twilight squealed in joy, whilst Nicolas Cage pulled down his pants to reveal his massive, mighty penis.

"Alright, time to fuck a pony!" he shouted excitedly as he jumped up and down.

Nicolas Cage sat down on the ground at the foot of a tree, his massive terrifying penis ready for a pony pussy. Shepherd looked on rather jealously, sure he had a massive penis, but even his penis was tiny in comparison when compared to Nicolas Cage’s penis.

Twilight Sparkle straddled atop Nicolas Cage, which she proceeded to lower her body onto his. Cage took hold of his thick and long penis in order to position it under Twilight's pussy, just before he pressed his mighty tip into her pony pussy. Twilight in turn moaned sexfully, just before she leaned down to kiss Nicolas Cage on the lips. After that tender kiss, they began making out like crazy as if they were rapid wood chucks.

Only the tip of Nicolas Cage’s penis was inside Twilight's pussy, so Cage beckoned Twilight to slide down his massive penis. Twilight Sparkle’s fearsome, mighty pony pussy took in inch after glorious inch of Cage’s penis into her pony pussy..

And… and…

***

Late at night, Princess Twilight Sparkle cuddled her fan fiction book as she lay in bed in her castle. Then the sexy mare fell asleep to dream of the day she would get banged by a handsome homo sapien, other than that pussy known as Flash Sentry.

End