The Atrocity Part 1

by EpicElrod

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Comedy, Random
Length: 1718

Vengerful Blood-san must exact his revenge on his 2 enemies, Murderlordsan and Pinkie pie-san for killing his family in cold blood.This is part one of my series of cliche and stupid stories. Please enjoy atrocious grammar, plots and spelling.

Vengerful Blood-san must exact his revenge on his 2 enemies, Murderlordsan and Pinkie pie-san for killing his family in cold blood.This is part one of my series of cliche and stupid stories. Please enjoy atrocious grammar, plots and spelling. I hope to post more episodes of this crap soon, but please enjoy!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-22 00:30:02 UTC

The First and Last of the Souls

Vengeful Blood-san woke up one winter morning...

Vengeful Blood-san kicked Pinkie pie-san hard , shattering her apendex and spewing blood and guts all over the floor.

"You Mother-of-a-bitch I'm going to make you eat my Balloon"

Vengeful Blood-san smashed his blade hard down on Pinkie pie-san cutting her ear off. .

Blood red blood shot out, splashing everywhere. You could see dripping veins hanging down and broken bones on the floor. Pinkie pie-san screamed in agony and then lunged at Vengeful Blood-san. Pinkie pie-san ripped Vengeful Blood-sans head off in one move, sending it spinning across the floor. Leaving a trail of red oozing blood and pieces of brain,  Pinkie pie-san reached down and tasted the remains. Placeing it on her lips and licking them.Vengeful Blood-san's body slumped down, spraying blood everywhere.

Suddenly, Vengeful Blood-san woke up.

"Did you have another bad dream, my love?", said Nightmare moon-san  "Did you have another bad dream, my love?"

"You know, i think Pinkie pie-san is back, i can feel it in my groin".

"Oh no, not again"

"I must go, i must journey alone to defeat him once and for all!"

With that, Vengeful Blood-san marched off

She was as of yet the most beautifyl thingy in the whole of Equestria, Vengeful Blood-san believed her to be. As she faigjt the great villianness Pinkie pie-san, her hair bobbed up and down consistantly like a rubber duck in a bathtub.Pinkie pie-san was more than anything Vengeful Blood-san had seen before. Her beatiful feistful pressure shocked Pinkie pie-san's henchmen into copulating before her.

-san, take my sword! said Vengeful Blood-san, and give it to the greatness before us. She will need our legendary sword in order to defeat the great uber-Pinkie pie-san

And lo! -san did so and the maginificent great mysterious woman took the sword and stabbed Pinkie pie-san. She was defeated. But was Pinkie pie-san? Because as Vengeful Blood-san ran towards the mysterious strange beauty of His draems and was about to share the greatest kiss He had ever given to someomne in the history of mankind, Pinkie pie-san rose up and fled! Then he yelled for victory had been acheived. Then he ran home to tell his big family and kill everyone who hated him.

He also wanted to kill Sombra and nightmare moon For He found a note in pie-sans pocket saying they killed his parents brutally with wood. So he went and cut off their ears and ate them all. But he didnt realize that when he cut their ears off that they survived. So he had to fight them both to the death. He grabbed his Blood Sword (It was red and black and every time he hit somebody with it Their blood went into him and he got more powerful) and started to lunge at them. He stabbed nightmare moon in the chest piercing her heart killing her instantly. He swung at sombra, but he missed and sombra countered with a stab by his horn. It hit Him straight in the leg. He screamed in pain and fell to the floor, blood spurting out. Mwuhahahahahaha! he laughed. THen, in his rage Blood-san swung his sword and hit sombra in the legs cutting them all off. Then he got up and stabbed sombra 3 times killing him. THat is for my mother! Then he chopped him into peices and burnt them. THAT IS FOR ALL THE OTHERS! he screamed.

Blood-san became the most powerful pony ever and became an Alicorn. He grew huge.

Now I can finish The pinkie -san Forever! I will kill them all! All the -san gods!

  So he went to pinkie-sans lair.

Come out with you tail off and your head on pike! he yelled into the caveern. But then pinkie san snuck behind him and stabbed him in the neck. But it did not kill him. He was too powerful. He riped off pinkie-sans head and stomped her body flat. "HAHAHAHAHA!" he said. He returned home his work complete. HE would get his other nemisis Murderlordsan someday.

Vengeful Blood was wondering what to do that week. He had picked up his life from where he left it and wanted to make something from it. He wanted to make his father proud. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on Vengeful Blood's doorstep. She was hiden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair fluished down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes! Vengeful Blood thought he remembered seeing her in his dreams the past couple of weeks, almost as if it was a premonition

"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.

"What do you mean?" said Vengeful Blood

"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a bad radio transmission.

"I still don't understand you?" said Vengeful Blood.

"Here, take this," she said and gave Vengeful Blood a strange cucumber.

"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"

And with that she disappeared before Vengeful Blood's eyes! Vengeful Blood was confused but thought that he had to do something. He showed it to his new roomate, Bill.

"Oh no," he said , "you must forget about this!"

"Why?" inquired Vengeful Blood,  "what do you know?!"

"I... I can't tell you. My dear Vengeful Blood, I didn't think it would be this soon!"

"What?!" yelled Vengeful Blood, "are you keeping things away from me?!"

"It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said  and before Vengeful Blood could do anything, Bill had escaped his grasp.

"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"

Vengeful Blood was feeling depressed. One of his best friends abandoned and betrayed him. It hurt. He cut himself to make the pain go away, but it only helped a bit. So Vengeful Blood wanted to find The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven. After their adventure, Vengeful Blood and The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven had been spending a lot of time together. Vengeful Blood kind of started to like her.

So Vengeful Blood went to The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven and told the whole story. She listened to Vengeful Blood without saying a single word.

Then she said: "WTF, this is sooo big"

I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!"

"You have always been special, Vengeful Blood and not just to me."

"How do you know that?"

The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven looked at the cucumber that Vengeful Blood had received and said:

"it kind of looks like the , doesn't it?"

"could be...but it might not be...but, yeah,certainly it might be"

"Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you.

"Inside? Like my heart?"

"No, don't be silly, like a memory. Think about it, if your roomate and best friend lied to you and now doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"

The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven's logic was flawless. So Vengeful Blood had to try it! So Vengeful Blood concentrated on the object. immeditately he felt drawn into it. It stated ouit as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a teddy Bear on the horizon. But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the vail layer of self-loving in his head. And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was Murderlordsan! In hell... Vengeful Blood was confused. He didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the heart of a newborn star and the centre of the earth.

It looked like Murderlordsan had sought Vengeful Blood out! Ever since Vengeful Blood's parents told him that he was in fact a half vampire (or a dhampire), he had feared being discovered by Murderlordsan especially after Vengeful Blood killed pinkie pie-san.

The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven looked with concerned at Vengeful Blood,

"what is wrong Vengeful Blood?"

  Vengeful Blood did not wait to answer her. He turned on one of his new found  vampire powers and listened to Murderlordsan's commands. Murderlordsan was commanding his lackeys to search Vengeful Blood out. After the villain had harshly interrogatedand tortured and flayed their skin of their bones, Murderlordsan had discovred the truth behind Vengeful Blood! And he told his henchmen that he had.

"I have discovered the secret behind Vengeful Blood's percentage" Murderlordsan told his henchmen.

His lackeys smiled wickedly and took their weapons and rushed into the shopping centre leaving behind a bloody trail of dead and mutilated bodies. They had no concern for any of the shops fortunately the colour of spilled blood matched the goth clothes so they could still be resold. Vengeful Blood and The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven and  faught like lions that were fighting among each other for the last scrap of meat and mannished to defaecate most of the henchmen.

But then Murderlordsan stepped forward and spoke: "I know your secret!"

Then  said: "How do you know about Vengeful Blood being a half vampire (a/n: or dhampire, really!)?"

"you just told me!"

"You bastard!" Blood yelled.

But Murderlordsan did nothing but laugh. But that is not what I had discovered!"

"I know your weakness! I know EVERYTHING! BILL WAS WITH ME THE WHOLE TIME!"

"YOU LIAR!" Blood-san yelled as he leaped towards Murderlordsan. He skewered Lordsan with his horn, but also got stabbed by Lordsans pike. Blood-san slumped to the floor spurting blood from his chest. Murderlordsan dropped dead instantly. Blood-san had exacted his revenge, but would he die in the process? Just then, The Dark Serenity Darkmoon Raven bent over his bleeding, dying figure, and transferred all her power into saving Blood-san. She collapsed a lifeless shell and Blood blacked out. He woke up in the hospital tied down. "what happened?" The doctor told him everything that happened and how bill was executed for treason. Later Blood-san went home. THE END