Quick Wit has never had much luck with mares. Despite the accuracy of his name, his lack of muscle as an earth pony has made him relatively undesirable. On vacation at the beach south of Manehatten, though, he decides to try his luck on a mare that he's sure he has no chance with.

Today, his luck serves him well.

Originally written for Fun in the Sun, but I think everyone can see how that turned out.

Art is by aakashi on derpibooru.