Part 1: be-heading horses
One day in the magical land of equestria,
Pinky was skipping along the street when she seen a shooting star.
Oh look, a shooting star! Wait a minute.
That wasn't no star, It was a asteroid.
GOING STRAIGHT FOR HER
The asteroid smashed right into pinkie, first crushing her skull, and the ripping through her rib cage, crushing her lungs an heart. With blood gushin out of her mouth, she started to throw up her internal organs, proceeding to Crush her into smithereens. After all was left was a mere blood puddle full of chunks of brain.
The asteroid exploded and inside was Orion.
"Ugh, what smells"
Said Orion
Scootaloo ran up to Orion
"WHY DID YOU KILL PINKIE!?!
hmm, what should i say?
Thought Orion
"Because I'm bored"
Orion leaped over to Scootaloo. Biting into her neck and ripping out a large piece of me and flesh.
Scootaloo lied there with her neck pouring blood, and then died.
Sweetiebell stood the in shock while Orion levitated a nearby axe with his magic, and chopped Sweetiebell's head clean off.
Orion then crushed Applebloom's rib cage, and stabbed a bone trough her heart from the inside, using only magic.
"Orion!"
Orion looked over just to see ben
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT BEN"
"You hurt the the others Orion"
"... God damn ben"
Orion punched Ben in the face
Orion was walking on the street when he seen cheerilee
"How are you girl?"
Orion said.
"Oh you know, teaching kids"
"You look nice tonight cheerilee"
"Thanks.. But we don't want the reader getting horny"
"Don't break the fourth wall cheerilee"
"Oh sorry"
Afterwards they went their own ways
Orion was knocking on vinyls door
"VINYL"
Orion yelled
WUB WUB WUB WUB is all he could hear
Vinyl answered the door
"Hey Vinyl" said Orion
"Sup Orion"
"Your a pawn in a mind game"
Orion said very mysteriously
"Your DJ pawn-3"
"Good for you Orion"
"This is boring" said vinyl
Just then, the sky turned green.