Equestrian Rehab Center

by CommanderOfTheNewLunarRe

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life
Length: 241

welcome to the Equestrian Rehab Center Owned, Operated and Founded By Prince Lunar Shield to help solve your problems

Welcome to the Equestrian Rehabilitation Center! Where we are dedicated to helping you solve any problems. We offer a clean friendly environment with spas, bowling alley, arcade, pools and many cafes as well as cinemas. Want to kill your friends? Suddenly want to Rape other ponies? Got an Alcohol Problem? We are here to help you. We find the Source of your problem and help you fix it. So stop on by the Equestrian Rehab Center so we can help you!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-22 17:08:25 UTC

Chapter 1: First Group Session

In a big building with others around it in Manehatten were many famous nut-jobs. Like Princess Molestia, Pinkamena, and Butchershy. This is their first group session at the Equestrian Rehab Center.

In a White room many ponies sat in a circle with a black Unicorn with a midnight blue mane and blue eyes in a pinstriped suit was at the head. He wore a name tag that read: Lunar Shield, Owner. "Alright thank you for coming to our first group session together. I would like to play a game called Introduction Ball to start off." he said pulling out a small rubber ball. "I'll toss the ball to somepony and you'll tell us your name and why you're here. Okay?"

"Okay." came a subdued reply from the group.

"Okay how about you." He tossed the ball to a tall white alicorn with a flowing blue, pink, and green mane. With pinpoint eyes and a smile could strike fear into the bravest of ponies. She looked like Celestia with the same cutie mark to.

"Greetings. I am Princess Molestia." She said standing up.

"Hello Molestia." Came the groups reply. Lunar Shield said "Hello Mrs. Molestia can you tell us why your here?"

"I'm here because i LOVE raping ponies. Especially when they beg me to stop." Molestia replied staring at Lunar hard.

":Don't get any ideas." Lunar said putting up a defensive shield that was invisible.