Chapter 1: Meet the AppleHeavyBloom
The "meet the AppleHeavyBloom" titlecard comes up and disappear.
Applebloom is seen holding a Minigun close to the screen. She then puts it down, and takes a seat.
"The names' Applebloom. You can call me the AppleHeavyBloom Weapons Girl... And this... is my weapon." She said while putting her hand on the Minigun's handle.
"She weights 150 Kilograms and fires $200 custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute... It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon... for 12 seconds." She said. Then she is seen laughing for some reason. Then while rotating the barrel on the Minigun, she then stops and examines the Minigun saying, "Oh my god, Who touched Diamond Tiara...?" she said softly?
She then turned around with an infruiated look on her face. "alright..." she said. She then yelled, "WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!"
She then said, "Some Girls think they can outsmart me... Maybe...*sniff* Maybe...". She said.
"I have yet to meet one girl that can outsmart bullet." She said while holding a bullet in her hand.
She is then seen firing her Minigun in the battlefield, owning a lot of BLU team members. She then imitates crying to mock BLU. "Cry some more ya'll." She said.
And then the screen goes black. She then chuckles and says, "Cry some more ya'll." Again.
Then a picture of the entire crew is seen zooming out from AppleHeavyBloom with TF2's ending Flourish playing. And then, The Equestria Girls & Boys Fortress 2 logo is seen at the farthest zoom outer scale.
Chapter 2: Meet the Soldier Macareina
The short opens with a BLU Sweetie Pyro Belle blowing her flamethrower while laughing and then taunting. But she is then blown up by a rocket. A BLU DemoShy is also seen taunting and drinking. Then she is blown up by a rocket. Lastly, a BLU AppleHeavyBloom is doing her taunt attack, but right when she does it, as soon as she says, "POW!", she's blown up by a rocket.
Then the Meet the Equestria Girls & Boys girls team image and fanfare comes up with the text saying "Meet the Soldier Macareina" titlecard appears. And some soldier stuff on the image. It then shifts to a scene of the RED Soldier Macareina addressing like a hardened drill sergeant to what appears to be a group of other Soldier Macareina.
"If fighting is sure to result in a victory, then you must fight miss!..." she said to the 'other Soldier Macareina'.
"Ms.Sun Tzu said that miss! And I'd say, she knows a *puts her finger on one of the 'other Soldier Macareina's' helmet* LITTLE more about Fighting then *looms at the one of the 'other Soldier Macareina's' face* YOU DO, PAL! Miss, because she INVENTED IT!" She said looking at a different one.
She then goes back to acting like a drill sergeant. "And then she perfected it, so that no living girl could best her in the ring of honor!"
The scene suddenly shifts to in the middle of a control point battle as the RED Soldier Macareina is seen screaming in a battle cry while holding her shovel and moving like crazy. She then takes off heading for the control point. She then guns down a BLU DemoShy with her shotgun. The BLU DemoShy was trying to shoot her grenades. Eventually, the grenades explode behind the RED Soldier Macareina. She switches to her rocket launcher. A RED DemoShy is exclaiming "Um, to the left!"
A BLU Gilda Medic is seen firing her syringe gun trying to take out the RED Soldier Macareina. "MAGGOTS!" The RED Soldier Macareina says while firing a rocket at the BLU Gilda Medic, blowing her up.
"Good Aim! Good Aim!" Said the RED Spice Sniper.
A RED Spice Sniper and a RED AppleHeavyBloom are seen heading for the control point with her as the RED AppleHeavyBloom is exclaiming, "Ya'll! Go! Go! Go!"
The scene goes back to the 'Drill Sergeant RED Soldier Macareina' scene. "Then she used her *pulls two grenades from her bandoleer to illustrate '2'* fight money to buy two of every single animal in earth, and then she herded them onto a boat, and then she beat the crap *bashes the grenades together* out of every single one!"
The scene then goes back to the Control Point battle scene as the RED team is trying to get the control point. "Yo, Sentry up there!" A RED Nightmare Scout Moon is heard saying as the RED Soldier Macareina passes it. She then rocket-jumps to use a shortcut to get to the control point, destroying the BLU Sentry gun and killing a BLU Photo Engineer Finish in the process. As she finishes her way from the shortcut, a BLU AppleHeavyBloom and a BLU Sweetie Pyro Belle are defending the control point as the RED Soldier Macareina blows them up before landing. She takes out her shovel as a BLU PinkieSpy Pie is seen becoming visible; about to backstab the RED Soldier Macareina. But the RED Soldier Macareina suddenly whacks her with the shovel. Knocking a tooth out of her.
It then goes back to the 'Drill Sergeant Macareina' scene. Macareina chuckles and then finishes by saying, "And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a ZOO!" It turns out that all the 'other Soldier Macareinas' were actually gibbed BLU Photo Engineer Finish, BLU Sweetie Pyro Belle, BLU AppleHeavyBloom, BLU PinkieSpy Pie, BLU Gilda Medic, BLU DemoShy, BLU Spice Sniper, and BLU Soldier Macareina heads with BLU Soldier healmits on them placed on top of a fence. The BLU Gilda Medic head then falls. Then a picture of the entire crew is seen zooming out from the RED Soldier Macareina's head with TF2's ending flourish playing. And then, the Equestria Girls & Boys Fortress 2 logo is seen at the farthest zoom out scale.
On the brief aftermath, the RED Soldier Macareina then says, "Miss, Unless it's a farm!" while facing the fallen BLU Gilda Medic head.
