My “Misfortune”
You know one would think that if you were mysteriously transported to a world where there were My Little Ponies and you were a “brony” that things would be amazing and that you would have the time of your life, the sad thing is that i'm not the only other human here. there were 99 other ones that came here as well. The worst part is that they don't know if we are a threat or not so because we came to be in this world in canterlot they the ponies placed us ever so kindly in the dungeon until the Princesses decide what to do with us. “What did we do? we didnt do anything wrong did we? we did what they wanted why are we in this prison and not allowed to see or speak to anyone?”some guy starts to shout and panic in the cell next to me so myself being a smart ass says” First of all we are in a dungeon not a prison, and second its ’everypony’ now, and lastly freaking out isn’t going to help our situation.”
One thing i’m good at is seeing a situation as how it is and staying calm so what i say calms down the guy and makes a lot of others at least look more at ease. we wait for what seems like another three hours until I hear “somepony” coming down the stairs to the door that leads to our section. It’s a good thing that I have been taking leadership classes at my highschool because i manage to get everyone to calm down and be presentable for our captors and get them to not try and attack. Fifteen guards come in through the door, ten unicorns and five pegasus, all fully armored and wielding weapons. Ponies, at least the male guards(because there are no female guards as far as I can tell) come up to mid chest on me and im 6’1”.
“The Princesses will see you all now, however if you so much as make a threatening movement then the two hundred guards and the elements of harmony will kill all of you on site.” AS I am kind of seen as the leader i say ”We understand, however I myself would like to know what would be a threatening movement so that I do not accidentally make one.”
“ A threatening movement would be anything we don’t like.” the guard said with a smile.
There are guards everywhere and we are in the main throne room, there are four princesses on their respective thrones and they all look to us with worried, weary expressions,except for luna who looks, sad? Celestia speaks up as we all finally walk in and get settled.” We the Princesses of Equestria have come to a decision as to what to do with you for the safety of our country and it’s citizens, you will be executed without pain and buried in a proper cemetery, do you have any last words?” At this point everyone is freaking out but I take a step forward, all the guards tense up and there eyes are on me.
“I would like to know the reason behind this choice and would like to argue for the safety of my species for without proper reason there should be no death, and if it is out of the fact that we may be dangerous the you should know that you have many dangerous things that could harm your country, like a god of chaos and someone when you yourself banished to the Bucking moon for a thousand years, just because there is the possibility of evil and danger does not mean that it will come out or that we would harm something.” At the end of that Luna smiled and looked to her sister, Twilight looked to Cadence and to Celestia.
Twilight spoke up first.”Celestia you didn’t say that they could talk, I can’t agree to this. This is wrong we can’t do this the decision must change I’m siding with Luna on this, Cadence you can't go along with this.” The Princess of love looked down to Twilight with a sad painful look and then turned to Celestia. “I can’t do this either aunty its not the right course of action.”
Celestia then looks at the three other Royal ponies” As I look at the tree of you I see the most compassionate Ponies in Equestria and I must go along with your decision but that does not mean I agree with it, I will take my leave and let you decide what to do with them.”
The humans behind me start to cheer and holler in joy and I bow “Thank you Princesses I at least won’t throw away your trust.” Luna looks at me.”what about the rest of them?” To which i respond.”I can not speak for them because this is the first time I have met them, but I don’t think they will easily throw away their lives so quickly.”
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"So this is the Palace it's a little bigger than I thought it was, at least this wing is." Luna wanks back to me." Well we don't usually have guests, especially this many."
" Not to be rude but is there any reason you are spending time with me Princess?"
"I am waiting for Princess Twilight Sparkle so that she can examine you and tell us about you, also you are the most helpful and pleasurable to be around."
"oh.......Is this going to be a full investigation? Like she will be examining...everything? like my...Stuff?"
Luna blushes and looks at me in a very seductive way" we will see wont we? because I would like to see how well you preform and what tools you have to work with." she winks and the licks her lips.
" I'm here, I'm here are we ready to start?" Twilight bursts into the room with all manner of equipment and about a million papers and quills and ink.
