Raindrops was a smart pony, everypony knew that. In fact, she was the pony that created a time spell for non-unicorns, a potion to cure any disease, a three headed dog to guard Tartarus.

And she created a full grown mare with a single spell, and she wasn't even a unicorn!!! The deep blue mare wasn't even her best creation...

...It was closer to her worst.

The unicorn, who Raindrops called "Windows 8" for her cutie mark of a window shape and a number 8, was a little, how to say, annoying.

She never did what she was told and was expelled from literally 17 different schools before Raindrops decided to homeschool her.

Everypony poked fun at Windows behind her back (except Fluttershy), and Windows got a spark from her horn whenever somepony did. A useful feature of the ~~app~~ spark system was that she could tell exactly where the pony was at that moment.

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One day, Windows was walking through Ponyville, sparking every few steps. As she walked down the street, she heard mutters.

"There goes Windows 8, just look at her terrible mane!"

"Ugh, she really needs a hooficure!"

"Really, seesteir, you'd 'ave to pay me 100 bits to go near zat freak!"

"Makes sense Lotus, one wood not want to be seen near sat beast!"

"Her voith ith tho annoying! Thee thould have her tounge cut out so we don't have to lithen to her twenty-four theven!"

"I hope she steps in a puddle with socks on!"

"What does her cutie mark even mean! It makes even lees sense than DT and SS's combined!"

"Scootaloo, quit being so rude!"

"Have ya'll seen her horn spark though, it's as if she were a lighter!"

Windows just kept shopping. Buying her groceries, selling her potions, and getting horrible prices for everything, sparking all the way.

She just kept getting angrier and angrier, until she ~~flipped out and tried to kill them with a hammer!~~ finally burst.

"I swear on Celestia's crown that I will erase the existence of the next pony to insult me!" She yelled, her horn glowing brightly.

The whole street went silent.

And then, her horn sparked.

Fulfilling her promise she cast the spell, unaware that the spark had come from, who else, but Raindrops.

The whole universe shattered into a million, gazillion pieces.

You see, Windows cast a spell to erase Raindrops's existence, but Raindrops created Windows, so her not existing means Windows couldn't exist so she can't cast the spell, etcetera, etcetera.

So the universe imploded and they all died the end!

Author's Note

I had this idea during a very weird conversation with my friend, right before she bumped straight into a lamp post. (True story)