Data longs of a displaced

by Dragon363

Rating: teen
Tags: Other, Sex, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Princess Luna, Gore, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe
Length: 3759

Displaced fic. Ultron cosplayer is sant back to near the dawn of equestria, meets Faust and quickly becomes her best friend and helps raise the princesses. Later loses her to Brainiac, after a self imposed moon based exile he is back.

Program: Displaced//command/startup//retrieve file:basic system functions:..activate
Files///:successfully retrieved and activated///,,@'%#' proceeding with basic rundown and summery for those in different universes that this maybe read by.

(Now, to those computer programmers who understand how to write the code please don't yell at me this was meant to be for fun.)

I went to a con dressed as ****** Ok? Simple enough, but I saw a stand selling a better version almost an upgrade of my mask, gloves, and boots. The seller was The Merchant and he addressed me as who I am now. At the time I figured it was just him being funny, so I casted it off to the side. Thus, I purchased the gear. After doing so I got ripped from my world to a new one. Where I landed was during the time when the goddess known as Faust was young and vibrant about 10.8 billion years ago. After helping Faust with her problems and raise her children. I then went into a self imposed exile after Faust was killed by the heathen known as Brainiac. There I stayed since I failed to be enough of a force to defeat Brainiac. Now I choose to return since I need to help Equestria and the all on it to fight the forces that dare come and fight on my turf and try and take it. For I am ULTRON hero of Harmony!
The sex tag is a maybe if only in mentioning of it.

Published 2015-04-26 16:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-14 12:36:31 UTC

Ultron Returns

I gaze on the world I had exiled myself from due to a failure fighting my DC comics counterpart Brainiac. I sigh sadly since, even though it was a victory in the fight, due to I managed to drive the DC AI scum to the vast depth of the universe. I failed since the goddess who I classified as my best and closest friend Faust the goddess of Equestria had fallen, due to the sheer might of Brainiac. I then turn to gaze on my many warriors that I had built.

My Ultron Sentries are asleep and ready to be deployed built from my memories of the various incarnations of myself. I allow myself to show a bit of my once human emotions thru my robotic demeanor in the form of a smile across my robotic features. I bet that from an onlookers perspective would look rather creepy. As I allow this moment of happiness I feel the longing of wanting to return back to Equestria. I sigh...after sighing I wounder how can I sigh in space? Well I am a robot so when logic apply to me? I finally give in to my wait to go back to the planet I once called home. With that is start up my antimatter engine boots. Once my boots are fully energized I start propel myself to Equestria as I start to play on my musical memory banks What a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong. A thought also occurred to me Do those two even remeber me from when they were little?

After about eightteen minutes I finally push through the atmosphere quickly hurtling dirtwards. In an attempt to stop this meet to start to level myself out and as I do so, I see something that causes me deep terror for those that live here. I see a fully powered Tirek standing over a defeated purple alicorn. Tirek is laughing like a maniac. When he finally stop he says joyously, "I finally have all the magic in Equestria now no one has the power to defeat me. Not even a god can beat me now!"

I smirk Oh, its time to show off my inner Stark. I use my boots softly to land and create a full on smoke screen plus blasting full power the one song that goes with this(reader may choose whatever you want) As I announce in a loud voice that sounds synthetic, "You Dare! Think you can challenge a GOD. You're not even a Super villain, you're just a villain !"

Tierk who understandably was confused by the smoke as first then asked angrily, "What's the difference?" Readying a magical blast.
I am lucky to be able to see thru smoke this thick. I then step out of the smoke and say, "Presentation, but I'm no villain" as the music change to The One Winged Angel. "I AM ULTRON, defender of Harmony and innocent life.." my voice then drops to a deep gravely bass "nightmare to you, monster."

Tirek looked down on me since he was towering over me by a good 30 feet or so. I'm 7'2 last time I check, it was then I was happy that my body is made with adamantium. Since at his strenght a normal human might be crushed like an insect. The centare fired his magical blast at me, to which I responded by merely grabbing the attack and said, "Pathetic" and in my hand I crush the magic causing it to disperse to all over the world. As the music tempo picked up said, "My turn" I then fire a radiation blast at the low tier bitch which when the attack collides with his face. The centaur tumble to the ground with a thud. My foe also shrank by half his size. Tierk growls as he stands up and charges up at me in an attempt to overpower me into submission. I am not impressed by then and just grab the Parasite rip off by the torso, only to be picked up by his magic and thrown into a mountain.

I get up out of the me shaped imprint, "Wow I think I might have felt something there" I then fly at Tirek trying to gain speed so I can hit him with a full speed rocket punch. As I get closer to him Tirek is charging up a final magic attack to kill me. He can try I can NOT die. I force my speed to pick up to where my internal speedometer tells me I'm going mach 15. I smile happily since at that speed i will end whatever i hit. When I get into range of Tirek he fires and blasts me with an intense amount of magic, but I fly threw it without a care. I as my fist collided with Tirek's head and due to the rocket powered fist going as fast as it is my fist goes clean through. The moment I'm on the other side of my foe then i stop the music and fly up to watch as magic spreads out to give all who had theirs stolen returned. I slowly land in the town I was at for the fight with Tirek.

After landing I notice that the purple alicorn is waking up from the magic withdrawal. When she sees my she screams in terror. Using her magic to teleport us somewhere, since it was a bout of accidental magic. After the teleportation ended I looked around and found we were a throne room. In the room with us is Luna and Celestia. The two little foals I helped Faust raised till, she had died.

"Hi" I said giving a sheepish wave.

A Meeting of old ages

Celestia looked confused and asked, "Twilight?"

The purple alicorn stopped screaming and instantly calmed down to respond with, "Princess Celestia there is a giant metal monster in ponyville and there is a dead Tirek! What should I do?"

Celestia chuckled the said, "Twilight you brought the metal being with you. Its also good Tirek is dead. Now he can't terrorize anywhere ever again."

I said, "Tia, Lulu It is nice to see you're both still kicking"

Celestia and Luna said in unison, "Do we know you strange metal one?"

I answer, "I helped Faust raise you both. Its me" I swallow my pride to say the name the Luna called me that stuck, "Uncle Ultly."

Luna gets the look of remembering me. She runs at me and hugs me saying, "Ultly"

Celestia chuckled and said, "Ok, now I remember you, why didn't you stay after Mom died?"

Luna then asked, "And where were you?"

I answer, "I was on the moon after Faust died I put myself into self imposed exile."

Luna then asked, "Why didn't I see you on the moon when I was banished there?"

Celestia answer, "Since, you were in the moon not on. So all you could see is earth and rock."

"So you're both not mad I left?" I asked

They shake their heads and swirls, "No! We are about how long you were gone."

I smile unintentionally scare the purple one into a psycho researcher mode. She asked "What are you?"

I answer, "I am Ultron a sentient machine."

The purple one asked, "really, nice. What are you made of?"

I say, "Adamantium, an indestructible metal. Before you ask I can do many things."

"like what?" The alicorn of being super annoying inquired

"Stuff." I answer being evasive since I don't want to answer her at all. So in an attempt to let her get the point I let my hands glow with energy.

The princess of excessive questions said, "Ok I can tell you don't want to answer questions right now, but may I ask one last question?"

"You just did." I answer smugly as I stop the energy going to my hands.

"Awwwwwwwww" said the lavender one then she perked up and said, "I'm Twilight"

"You don't look like a book." I retorted

Twilight looked confused and I said, "Bit of humor you're not meant to understand."

Celestia and Luna chuckle for reasons unknown to me.

Twilight said, "you know what I'm out of here since you're being an ass."she then teleports away.

Luna asked, "Would you like to be shown to a guest room?"

I nod and said, "Yes, since standing for over ten thousand years gets you in the want for a bed to lay on."

Celestia calls on one of her now waking up guards to show me to my room. As I follow the no name unimportant guard to my room I start to wonder should I send something out into the place between universes just for the fuck of it. Before I can contemplate all the possible outcomes we arrive at the guest room. The guard then said in a french accent, "If this doesn't sound weird, would you like to hang out later and hit up a club? Maybe get a drink."

To which I answer with, "Your not my friend you're my escort to my room. Make it past two weeks with my lifestyle and I'll learn your name. Then once I do then I will learn your name, got it?"

Guard nods and says, "Got it, are you in no longer need of my services I will go."

I nod and say, "Dismissed." To which the guard trots away in a I don't give a shit manner and I mentally name him Frenchy. Since well I don't need a reason other than his accent and he is very similar to frenchy from Hellsing ultimate abridged. At least from the ten minutes I have been with him.

I then enter the room after ducking to get into the room at least. Then I walk over to the bed and lay down on it to at least get a peaceful place to take a small period of allowing myself to go back into my memory banks and watch what happened and try and find a weak spot in Branica's systems so when he comes back I can defeat him without as many people dieing. I also start my project of making a machine that allows me to go through the space between universes and maybe travel or just send my business card like thing since well other universes might have resources I need. Be it in allies, tech, or a location I can send my worlds residents for the duration of our conflict.

(Deep in space)
(******* pov)

I start to open my eyes after waking up from what had happened. He got lucky I wasn't expecting him to after I killed that pony to then use the energies of this land plus his own to up and warp me to where I am now. Now I'm back, but I'm going to need to go to other universes to fight this foe. Lucky I have a space time ripping machine I can use to go to other universes to gain the power I need. I will be victorious in our next conflict Ultron and when i am i will be take all the knowledge you have and that planet has for I AM BRAINIAC! Now time to get started.

I then use my tech to open up a rift, but as I start to approach it being big enough for me the very essence of this planes fabric of reality starts to try and stop me, but I will not be stopped on my conquest. I finally open the rift to where i can get through it, but i stop since if I go through how will I return. Maybe, that is what the universe was try to tell me by trying to stop my from getting it this big. I should send something out there though for others to find and use to bring me in so I can make deals to gain power to out match Ultron.

After deciding this I shrink the portal and make my micro bot mini teleporter plus holoprojection device appears into my hand. To which I say, "I am Brainiac, and if you found this device then you are lucky since in payment of and not limited to information, alliance, and tech. Press the button you simpletons that says 'bring' on and I will come to help. I don't care for your morals." He then tosses the disk into the rift

Author's Note

A token has been sent out by The villain of Ultron who may or may not be the only non displace. Ok when I say this is because I'm not sure if a non displaced sending out a token is ok. The reason I'm even atempting this rule brake for the code is because Brainiac is smart enough to try something like this. Note him being a non displace if I'm told to will be reconed...sorry

Discord and The Cat

Discord and The Cat

After sitting up in my bed unable to go through my mental logs due to there being more important things around here. As I take in the plain room for anything that could be a hidden object or passage Discord appears.

"Why, Ultron I didn't know you had come back," Said Discord sitting on his head "if you had told me you were coming I would have set up a party." He poofs us away from my room to the ballroom to set up for the party. I look unamused as Discord sets up since his antics don't phase me since I knew him when he was put into existence. When Discord finished he then snapped his eagle limb and a bunch of ponies appeared. The ponies look completely confused to which Discord said, "Hi all this is a party for my friend Ultron, please give him a round of applause and not run off screaming through the castle."

The ponies choose the option Discord said not to pick and the went running and screaming through the halls. To which I chuckle due to the absurdity that had happened. I then said, "That made my day Discord thanks."

Discord said, "Welcome, my friend you should meet my best friend Fluttershy sometime."

I said, "Why not, will she be scared of me and all this?" As I geuster to body.

Discord shrugged at me and said, "Maybe she will, but maybe not."

(Braniac pov)

I look at my left hand and get ready to summon my ship with my car remote. I first float over to a minor space rock. I then press the button that says bring to me. As I press the button my mighty ship starts to come out of the pocket dimension which it hide. I then get hit in the back of the head by my teleporter device. Damn maybe there is a reason this is saying I'm not meant to be exploring the multiverse. Instead I should explore this universe and do as I please. I then mentally evil laugh since the universe must have more life than just Equestria that is more advanced too.

Once my ship is out of its pocket dimension I fly onto it and hook myself in the control system. I proceed to fly around the universe, but not going close to Equestria till I have enough power to crush Ultron in one fell swoop.

(Back to the one we really care about Ultron our displaced AI with a soul and sense of humor)

I said, "Let's go Discord and meet your friend Fluttershy." He then snaps his fingers and teleports up to where ever Fluttershy is."

After the psychedelic color show that is teleportation Discord style we stop and are at a small cottage. Discord says out loud, "Flutters I'm home and I brought a friend, he is different and rather shiny."

A pony trots into the room the room with a butter yellow coat and soft pink hair. The pony said, "Eep" and ran under a table shaking in fear as I dubbed her scaredy cat.

Discord said, "Hi Flutter's this is my long standing friend Ultron. Who was gone for a long time on the moon."

Fluttershy came out of hiding and said, "Ha...ha...ha...hi...Mr.Ultron"

I replied, "Just Ultron Fluttershy please call me that. I notice a lot of animals that live here. Do you run an animal shelter?"

Fluttershy nods and said, "Yes, why do you ask Ultron?"

I answer, "I would like to adopt a pet to keep me company since even though I can make friends, animals that you give love as a pet will keep you company too and give you love that is unconditional."

Fluttershy squeeze and nearly shorts me out with adorableness and cuteness. Then said, "Ok, let me go and round up all the available pets." She then zooms out at the speed of a Sonic the Hedgehog.

I look to Discord and say, "Is she...?" To which Discord nods then chuckles.

"She is when it comes to giving an animal friend a home that doesn't have one." Said Discord smiling.

Fluttershy said, "Ultron come outside so we can find you a pet." Then flies back to me and tries to push my heavy body outside. What surprises me is that she is moving me slowly out side. I then start to walk outside.

Once outside I see the animals run away in terror, but a kitten that is black as ink with red eyes, a timberwolf, and a rock. I chuckle at the pet rock, and pet the kitten gently. The kitten purrs as I pet it as I pet it Fluttershy said, "Wow Shadow has never taken a liking to anyone not even me. Would you like to adopt him?...if you want at least."

I nod since in my life before I became who I am I loved cats and that transferred. Then I said, "Where is the paper work?"

Fluttershy walks me over to a desk to sign paperwork.

Author's Note

Sorrythis is sort, but I wantted to give more story to atlast even the chaters out between this and Displaced Spider

new shapter for which is mearly my token getting out :)

-Ultron's PoV-

After filling out the bane of all existence aka Paperwork, I pick up my kitten allowing my facial cervoise curve my facial structure into a smile of sorts. I proceed to walk off from Miss Shy's establishment of dwelling. As I start to walk my pop up message box that shows up on my HUD says I have call coming. Upon seeing this call I answer it and use my memory file of annoyance vocals to say, "Yes, what is it?"

The voice of Ultron sentry unit serial number UT6827361940 reptiles with, "Sir, there is something you must see to believe."

I ask, "You didn't answer my question."

The sentry unit said, "Sir, a rift in the space-time continuum or reality that is this one. This rip is one that leads to the idea verse of sorts!"

I release a minor amount of built up ion energy, for it to be my own version of a sigh. I then activate my antimatter drive thrusts to start to my moon base. Since even with all my tinkering I still don't trust teleportation for myself. As start to assend I wonder who caused the initial rip in spacetime for it to cause it open more to happen. As I go thru the list at computer speed I manage to in about .3 seconds narrow it down to Brainiac or the happening of when two neutron stars crash I to each other during the fall into a supermassive black hole. I'm just not sure which, since the former is impossible to know since I can't just up and ask Brainiac if he has been messing with the fabric of reality. Since he will most likely try to kill me. The later would be impossible to even track due to the unlikeliness of it all.

After the long flight I land near my sentries that are there. I then notice the hole in reality that seems to be waiting for something or someone not sure. I then ask the question everything has asked once, "Any ideas on why it hasn't closed."

Sentry unit whose serial number I forgot replied with, "Sir, it appears to be waiting for something to be put into it, we didn't dare indulge its want without your presence."

I put my hand to my metal face and rub the spot where if I were human my temples would be, then replied, "Ok, I will do it since you guys called me up here." I then grab a prototype sentry unit I had been working on for a while to kill time. Then proceeded to shift it into a portal opening gun that I quickly programed to play a message to anything that finds it. The message read as such, I said with the most Alucard like voice I could find in my memory banks, "Dear listener, I see you have found my portal opening gun. Use this gun to summon me, if you fight for the team of good then I will help you. If you fight for evil without a good reason well I can always see how much fun it is to do an autopsy on a living being is then find out if someone can live with there body inside out. If you are neutral, I will be friendly to you also, if you're wondering about the length of this message it is to instill as much caution was I can, as if basting a turkey which I will then proceed to cook or have some perverted creep do naughty things to, that's right I'm condoning food abuse...by that I mean abusing the food not using it to abuse someone else.

Sincerely Ultron the defender of Harmony....smiley face emoticon."

After I finish that statement I send the gun into the ideaverse aka the void. I then watch in intrigue as the portal closes with an oddly audible snap. I don't even start to ponder the implications of sound in space happening. I just proceed to program my base of operations and all my stuff to be moved to where I'm headed next. I then proceed to fly to everfree to first pick up my new pet then head to canterlot to set up shop in the crystal caves.