It was a bright and glorious morning in Canterlot. The birds singing, wet dew on the grass, all was beautiful except in one room, Luna's room. As she sat up in bed her messy hair was apparent seriously it looked like a bees nest mixed with a birds nest then multiply it twenty billion times! So like a mess. Then Celestia walked in.
"Good morning" she sang. "Time to get up!"
"Why?"
"Because you need to wake up"
"No I'm -uh- Sick! yea I'm so so very sick!"
"Stop lying and get up before I get your little plushy and take it to a dump, or a filly."
"Wow I have been healed! It is a miracle!"
"It sure is so up, up. We have the whole day ahead of us!"
"How are you so exited in the morning?" Luna asked
"I guess because I actually sleep at night instead of playing your stupid video game."
"There not stupid," she mumbled under her breath.
Later Luna ran into the throne room.
"Tia I just had the best idea ever!" She shouted
"Does it involve not shouting 'cause if it does I'm all for it."
"No silly it has to do with Peace,"
"Peace is good,"
"Love,"
"Love is good,"
"And Tacos!"
"Tacos is- wait what did you just say?"
"Peace love and tacos! It's the answer to every problem." she stated
"You can't do that! It's stupid!"
"Your stupid!"
"Sorry what I mean is you can't go around saying that!"
"Oh yea, Why not?"
"It- It," Celestia was having a very hard time trying to think of something. "It doesn't have it's own song!"
"Yes it does."
"W-what?" she asked. She was taken aback how could it have it's own song? "Ok then how does it go?"
"Like this."
(In the tune of Trouble by Taylor Swift)
"Once upon a time, a few thought ago,
A perfect idea, that I came to know,
I thought it,
I thought it ,
I thought it, it,it, it,
The idea popped up, when I was eating lunch,
A taco on my plate, that I started to munch,
I ate it,
I ate it,
I ate it, it, it, it,
It was so good,
And yummy,
Then I thought, of the perfect thing,
Peace, love, tacos, the perfect thing,
I needs it now so,
I finished the taco,
And I'm singing this song,
Peace, love, tacos, the perfect thing,
I needs it now so,
I finished the taco,
And I'm wanting more,
Oh, oh, tacos, tacos, taco,
Oh, oh, tacos, tacos, taco,
No asking please,
I take what I want,
Hoping for some peace,
But also wanting love,
Love, love, love,
And I heard something good,
From whispers on the street,
A new taco store, right across the street,
And now I see, now I see, now I see,
And it was so close,
But far away,
And I realise,
It's up to me,
Taco, taco, taco,
Taco, taco,
Taco, taco, taco,
Taco, taco,taco, taco,
Oh, oh taco, taco, taco,
Oh,oh taco, taco, taco
x3"
"See I have it all planned out!" Luna said.
"Fine, One day,"
"Yes! I promise that I will not disappoint you!"
"Sometimes I worry, I really do."
So Luna went to Ponyville. She had one day to make them love peace, love, and tacos.
"Attention peasants!" she said "I am here to tell you stupid wimps about a beautiful, wonderful thing. Some thing that will change your puny unimportant lives for the better!"
Despite the clear insults many ponyies gathered around.
"These next few words are the most important things you will ever hear. Ok hear it goes, Peace, Love and Tacos!"
Everypony loved the idea except one. Princess Twilight.
"That doesn't make logical sense." she stated matter-of-factly.
"Oh yea?"
"YEA!"
"OH YEA!"
"YEA!"
"OH YEA!"
"YEEEAAAAAAA!"
Luna was taken aback. "Your voice just dropped like three octives!"
"That wasn't me"
Everypony looked over to a white and buff pegasus.
"Anyways Twilight Sparkle we challenge you to a duel!"
"Oh the Royal Canterlot voice. So scary!" she said sarcastically.
"We shall not stoop down to your level and we shall let you pick what duel we should do."
"Ok. Lets do a magic duel!"
Everypony gasped but was secretly excited to see two princesses fight.
"One hour Twilight starting... NOW"
Twilight and Luna where standing in a fight zone.
"Ready. Set. GO!" Pinkie Pie shouted.
Twilight started with a magical blast Luna Barely missed. Luna sent a much bigger and more deadly blast that Twilight easily avoided. So it went. Back and forth. Back and forth. Back and forth. Over and over again Luna hit repeatedly making it hard to focus. She went over to the edge of the ring to the crusaders and said
"I. Need. TACOS!"
Sweetie ran and got a bunch of tacos and with the power of tacos Luna knocked Twilight onto the ground and the was building destroyed showing all the unimportant ponies true power, the power of tacos.
"Do. You. Yield!" Luna asked
"Yes."
"Then say it!"
"Peace, Love, and Tacos."
"And,"
"And I am a big stupid moron for telling The Great Princess Luna Ruler of the Night what to do."
"Yea you do and are!"
And with that Luna Teleported to the Throne room in Canterlot.
"So Luna Did you succeed?" Celestia asked.
"Yup"
"Was it hard?"
"No, it was as easy as a taco" She said and smiled and started to laugh.
"I-I don't get it" Celestia said.
"Think" Luna started.
"Oh now I get it!"
The two alicorns started to laugh loudly.
"I think I killed Twilight." Luna said seriously.
"Yea-wait what!?!" Celestia shouted
Luna turned to the audience and said "Remember, you can do anything with the power of tacos!"
The End!
Author's Note
Hope you liked it! Tell me in the comments below! This is unedited.
Peace, Love, and Tacos,
Lunar Soul
