Intro

If I said I wasn't nervous, I'd be lying. I've been in this position before; standing at the doorstep of the college director's office, clenching all of my personal information within a single file, nervously taking swigs from my water bottle only to fuel the sweat that beaded spastically down my face. Lets just say, not all interviews with college directors ended good with me in the past.

My name is Titus Barnaby, and I am a professional failure. I've constantly transferred from school to school since I've never settled into one place for too long. My mother was constantly working to keep me clothed with food on the table- ever since my dad walked out on us it had been extremely difficult to live.

I won't bore you with all of my sappy sad past, but to cut to the chase- lets just say I never really stayed in a school long enough to learn anything permanently. The fact that I managed to pass my GED test is mind boggling. Anyhow, after I got my GED I've been scouting for the perfect college that would match my goals in life.

And what do you know, nobody would accept a dumbass!

So now here you find me, standing at the door of one of the most notoriously great colleges in all of Equestria: Canterlot Royal Academy. How was I even able to get within a hundred yards of this school? Well, long story short: being the only human in a world filled with magical talking anthropomorphic ponies and other mystical creatures can make you quite popular. Even though I've seen quite a few myths walking around casually, here in Equestria, I'm a living myth to them.

And now, with only the fame of being a creature of mythology resting on my shoulders, I knocked nervously on the large twin doors.

"Come in" I heard a deep and authoritative female voice speak from the other side.

I gulped softly, and slowly opened the twin doors, revealing a rather organized office with a Victorian styled fashion of decor. There were four large bookshelves; two of them parallel from each other on each side of the desk centered in the room, and two of them placed closely together behind the desk. Each bookcase was stocked with all sorts of hardbacks with cursive font titles and what not- the usual fancy stuff you'd see in an expensive office.

The room was dimly lit by a large chandelier, each candle on the large ceiling ornament glew a deep blue color, setting a very relaxing night-time atmosphere for the office. Sitting calmly behind the desk centered in the office was a tall mare, an alicorn, the tallest of ponies from what I've heard. She was indeed large, but despite her size she had a beautiful effeminate frame with an athletic build.

If I were to make a guess, I'd say she's about eight feet tall- and I wouldn't blame biology for making her tower over everybody else but her sister; her vast breasts and voluptuous ass were so well proportioned, no other body but her own could retain such alluring curves. I was afraid if I got to close to her chest her tits would knock my teeth out.

Moving on...

The alicorn mare was Princess Luna, if I recall correctly- which makes me all the more nervous. Not only is she high authority in this college, she is the high authority throughout all of Equestria, along with her sister of course. If I screwed up, I might even get my dumbass kicked out of this entire country.

Luna seemed to sense my tension, and gave off a gentle smile.

"Tea?" she offered, as she began to pour into a tea cup with a lovely scented tea.

"Y-Yeah, thanks" I spoke, clearing my throat, trying to make it not so obvious that I was stressed.

Luna simply gave a gentle smile as she poured both me and herself a cup of tea. We both took a sip from our cups in sync with one another. After setting her tea cup down, Luna set her gaze up to me.

"So, you must be the famous Titus Barnaby, hm?" Luna spoke, an amused smile purging her lips as she examined me thoroughly with her eyes.

"Yes your highness" I replied, taking another nervous sip of my tea.

"Tell me Mr. Barnaby, what are your intentions for joining this particular academy?" Luna inquired, grasping the folder containing all my personal information, trailing her eyes through the documents thoroughly while listening to what I have to say.

"My intentions... Well" I pondered for a moment, my gaze focusing on my lap for a few moments before I looked up to meet eyes with the alicorn of night.

"Go on, don't be shy" Luna encouraged.

"To be honest, I never really stayed in a school long enough to discover what I want to do with my life" I began, lowering my head.

"Oh?" Luna tilted her head, glancing up at me briefly from my documents.

"I... I just want to find myself" I spoke quietly, causing Luna's ears to perk up.

"I'm not going to lie to you, your highness. I'm not a smart guy, plain and simple. I've jumped from one school to the next, and never really settled down in one place for too long. I'd like to use the opportunities that this academy will provide me in order to pursue my calling" I explained to her, causing a look of deep thought to cross her face.

"If all else fails, I can always become a Cutie-Mark Crusader" I spoke with a straight face, which only seemed to make it all the more harder for Luna to suppress a giggle threatening to boil to the surface.

"From what I can tell, Mr. Barnaby, you're a wonderful young stallion. and from what I can see in your information you have unheard of potential. The only issue is, you need to pass an acceptance exam" Luna informed me, causing me to deflate just a small bit.

"Oh..." I spoke, letting a sigh escape my throat.

Luna seemed to notice my deflation, since she flinched ever so slightly. She thought for a moment before clearing her throat, drawing my attention.

"There is something I can do for you though" she informed me, a smile purging her lips.

"Really?" I asked, my eyes lighting up noticeably.

"Of course there is" Luna responded, her eyes twinkling ever so slightly to my reaction.

"What is it? I'll do anything to enroll- as long as I don't wind up crying and taking me shirt off" I excitedly chirruped, causing the monarch of the night to stifle a soft chortle once more.

"No, nothing like that- I'm assigning you a tutor to help you prepare for the exam, you have more than three months to prepare" Luna responded, taking a drink from her tea.

"This is amazing! I can't thank you enough, really!" I spoke, shaking her free hand enthusiastically.

"Of course, it's the best a princess can do for one of her subjects" Luna replied, smiling warmly.

I quickly released my grip on her hand, smiling sheepishly, casting her an apologetic glance.

"I can't thank you enough" I spoke, sitting down in my seat, a smile spread across my face.

"Your gratitude is most appreciable" Luna grinned, writing something down on a slip of paper.

After a quick minute had passed, Luna handed over the slip of paper that had an address scribbled onto it and instructions on how to get to said address. After looking over the address, I reach over and shake her hand in thanks. After saying our goodbyes, I parted ways with Luna, walking out of her office and into the courtyard.

I couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief once I had exited the office. Princess Luna was very kind, much more kind than I've heard from rumors. Only goes to show how unreliable rumors are. Digression aside, after taking a few calming breaths I looked down at the paper and smiled.

Finally, after all the mishaps back home on Earth, I finally caught a break here in Equestria. Although I'm far from home, I have a better chance at finding myself in life here, since people actually give you a chance rather than pressure you into failure.

As I walked along the sidewalks that laced the exterior of the courtyard, I constantly shifted my eyes up and down, making sure I followed the directions thoroughly so I didn't fuck up and wind up somewhere completely alternate to my destination. The directions were simple, and Luna had even drawn a map laced with magic to show if I was following the right path or not.

Gotta love magic.

I noticed that I was starting to approach a large building, it was too fancy to be a normal dormitory yet didn't quite seem suited to be an office building or something like that. I guess you could call it a mansion, which made my nervousness come stampeding back at full force. I just realized that I forgot to ask Luna who my tutor was. If my tutor is staying in a place like this, they must be somebody highly important!

Either that or filthy rich.

I swallowed a lump that was forming in my throat, nervously staring at the intimidating twelve foot twin doors to the mansion. After cooling my nerves a bit, I reached forward and knocked firmly on one of the doors.

"Coming!" I heard a soft yet mature voice call from behind the door, it sounded a bit far off.

"D-Don't worry, take your time!" I called back, shifting the weight on my feet nervously.

Within minutes, the door knobs to the opposing twin doors began to jimmy a bit. There was no turning back now, I straightened my posture and quickly fixed my shaggy shoulder-length hair to make it look more presentable. I then cleared my throat, folding my hands together in front of me while I waited for the doors to open.

After the click of disengaging a lock, the doors slowly began to open. Once the massive twin doors were finally open, my heart stopped beating. My gaze slowly trailed up the magnificent hourglass body of an alabaster alicorn dressed only in cream-colored pajamas that revealed her cleavage, her stomach, and her thighs.

It was Princess motherfucking Celestia.

"Oh, hello- you must be Titus, I just recieved word from Luna that you'd be here" Celestia spoke, smiling warmly, her nine foot height towering over my six foot seven stature.

"I-It's nice to meet you" I replied, trying to suppress dirty thoughts.

This is going to be hard... Both literally, and figuratively...

Author's Note

This story was inspired from an RP I did with my girlfriend, so tell me if there's anything flawed with it. I may or may not continue this story, since it's mainly gonna be clop- but if y'all wanna see more just let me know in the comments.