Partying solves everything
I woke up in a slimy green cocoon. Couldn't see anything past the green viscous ooze liquid that had surrounded me. All I know is that whoever put me here must be La Sallian. I felt like I was transforming, and not like in transformers with their epic transformation effects. I could feel my entire body changing very rapidly, it was painful yet at the same time painless, I don't even know how. It was the weirdest feeling suddenly gaining new limbs such as wings and a horn and feeling them grow out of my back and head like daises popping from the ground. I didnt even know what I was becoming...until I burst open from my cocoon and found myself in the middle of a Changeling Hive with Queen Chrysalis herself standing over me grinning over my rebirth. She leaned her head towards me and said "Welcome, My King " in such a seductive voice I couldn't help but squee a little. I then felt my wings Pomf open, hard as rock as she continued "Ooooh, quite the excited one are we, we have no time for that, however. Now that you're awake, I'm guessing you're hungry my love. Come, we must feed!" She said in a sexy yet commanding voice. I hesitated, being newly reborn with unfamiliar limbs into this unknown world as I said "But, my queen, I know not what I do. My wings are numb and I have no idea how to cast magic and-" I was interrupted as she gave me long wet reassuring kiss and as our tongues met and played with one another I heard Roid Rage in the background screaming "Yyeaaahhh!!" I turned and said "Oh hey JM, you made it" Chrysalis simply facehoofed and shouted "Let's just go!" With a flap of her wings, she bolted into the air. I simply got a little feel for my wings and then followed suit. As we took off the entire Changeling army tailed us, and I immediately knew that this wasn't just a feeding journey. This was an invasion. I only wondered where we were going for a while as we passed the wastlelands then a forest slowing down until we came across a very familiar town...Ponyville.
I hesitated to land knowing the populace and what had happened during the Season 2 Finale, but saw no other option. All the changelings followed suit and like a swarm of locusts we descend from the sky to devour all those who stand against china- I mean Changelings. The inhabitants weren't exactly excited about our arrival and were definitely not looking forward to having their love devoured. As our invasion continued and changelings dropped from the sky like when you throw eggs upward in Minecraft then watch them land, 6 extremely familiar Ponies came to greet me and Chrysalis.
Chyrsalis was nervous, having faced them before but me? I Squeedin delight and excitement and could no longer help myself and I excitedly ran towards them with a huge smile on my face almost even taking to the air to speed my charge, ignoring Chrysalis' warnings "No you fool! Don't do it!"
5 of them positioned themselves for battle...but one, only one pony ran- no, skipped towards me in glee... PINKIE PIE. At that moment, I knew. I knew she recognized me as one of the fans of the show. When we met almost inches away from each other we smiled and hopped around each other for a while like a mating dance as every single living organism around us just stood in confusion. We giggled and laughed and hugged each other tightly like best friends who haven't seen each other in a long time. Our sort-of private time was disrupted by Twilight who shouted
"PINKIE PIE? WHAT'RE YOU DOING? RUUUNNN!!"
Chrysalis answered with the same "MY FOOD- I MEAN LOVE, YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED! GET OUT OF THERE!"
Me and Pinkie simply looked at each other and giggled. We turned our heads to our respective sides until we stood back to back before we broke into song as I said " DJ!! SPIN THAT S***~"
And on queue, a poof of smoke. As it cleared, DJ-P0n3 was there on her turntable, bobbing her head, and doing her thing. Out of nowhere as well, Pinkie and I suddenly had rock guitars and mics in front of us as then we looked each other in the eye as she asked me "Ready?"
I replied to her and everypony watching "ONE TWO THREE FOUR!" then we burst into song singing
"WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS?! WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS?!"
As we did everything just stood there in awe, silence and confusion throughout the entire performance. At the end of our performance we, as well as Roid Rage, screamed out "YYYEEAAAHHH!!!" and then a long awkward silence. I broke the silence when I turned to DJ-P0n3 and said "I think we needed more wub." She nodded in agreement and played a new tune... "DJ Alex S's Party with Pinkie (VIP)" and I shouted "COME ON EVERYPONY!" Pinkie Pie jumped in the air and continued with "LET'S PAAARRRTTEEEEHHH!!"
At first, everypony just stood there as we danced away. Then it started with Rainbow Dash bobbing her head and a changeling tapping his foot. Before long every living organism, Pony, Changeling, Trees, Bugs, Grass, even the moon was dancing to the beat...except for one.
I went to search for Chrsyalis and I found her sitting sadly alone in a corner. I approached her and said "Why so glum, sugar plum? It's our party we should be enjoying it"
She looked at me, tears in her eyes and said "LOOK AT THAT! They're all crazy!! YOU'RE CRAZY!! LOOK AT OUR PEOPLE!"
"They're having fun. They love it."
"LOVE? I AM INCAPABLE OF FEELING LOVE!"
"You say that, yet what was it with the tonguing earlier huh?"
Chrysalis blushed ooh so adorably "I was...it was...I.."
"Sssh, my queen. Simply feel. Come, I'll show you" as I picked her up and brought her to the dance floor. That night, Ponies and Changelings learned to live together in harmony without Changelings having to suck up love. Now instead, they feed on Wubs.
AND THAT'S HOW CHANGEQUESTRIA WAS MADE!
TL;DR
I became the Changeling King then we went to invade Ponyville but instead it became a Party with Pinkie then I taught Chrysalis how to feel love and then Changelings learned how to eat wubs.