Interviews... Interviews EVERYWHERE!!!

I dash around my room, tossing over random bits and bobbles until I have:

A. A camera

B. My Laptop

C. Recording Gear

D. My clothes

A few minutes later, actually a few hours due to researching different theories and a long lunch, I have everything set up and decide to do a test run. So without delay, I sit in a swivel chair, press record, and put on my most dazzling smile while my glasses are crooked, my hair is a rat's nest, and wearing my signature tank-top and BDU pants.

"Hello!" I shout, waving at the camera. "I'm The Imaginative Moron!"

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Youtube Video

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"As you all may know, I have a unique story where I interview my characters. This is to help introduce the AU known as 'The Phoenixverse', something I have been wanting to do for a long time!"

There is a long pause as I chug a Mountain Dew, the citrus-y taste calming my nerves in the slightest meaning of the term.

"I have recently started writing my fimfictions and I REALLY think it would be a good idea to introduce the characters lest I forget them... or misplace the information... or have no way what-so-ever to remember them!"

I open a notebook and flip through it, finding an important piece of information.

'A little note beforehand, or hoof...' I read aloud, trying to make out the scribble I call my handwriting. 'I do not own Asmodeus, but I have gotten permission from Gold4tune to use him in a continuation of Twilight Summons Up a Pounding, pairing him with Rainbow Dash. If you have a problem with it, you can shove it up your ass.'

I snap it close and return my attention to the camera once more.

"I believe I should tell you about the rating of my story. It is rated M due to the language, and will talk about touchy stuff such as attempted suicide in one chapter. If you do not want the chapter, I will put '(This chapter)' on the name."

"Now onto other things, I will have my own ships, some of them popular, some not, some new, some even blatantly obvious!"

I look at my watch, reading that it's midnight.

"Now then, without further delay..."

I snap my fingers and a portal appears.

"TO THE INTERVIEWS!!!"