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          Interviews... Interviews EVERYWHERE!!!           
                 -by Passion and Violence-                 
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       Prologue - Start Transmission: Meet the Moron       
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Prologue - Start Transmission: Meet the Moron
I dash around my room, tossing over random bits and bobbles until I have:
A. A camera
B. My Laptop
C. Recording Gear
D. My clothes
A few minutes later, actually a few hours due to researching different theories and a long lunch, I have everything set up and decide to do a test run. So without delay, I sit in a swivel chair, press record, and put on my most dazzling smile while my glasses are crooked, my hair is a rat's nest, and wearing my signature tank-top and BDU pants.
"Hello!" I shout, waving at the camera. "I'm The Imaginative Moron!"
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Youtube Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTKdHbiLim0)
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"As you all may know, I have a unique story where I interview my characters. This is to help introduce the AU known as 'The Phoenixverse', something I have been wanting to do for a long time!"
There is a long pause as I chug a Mountain Dew, the citrus-y taste calming my nerves in the slightest meaning of the term.
"I have recently started writing my fimfictions and I REALLY think it would be a good idea to introduce the characters lest I forget them... or misplace the information... or have no way what-so-ever to remember them!"
I open a notebook and flip through it, finding an important piece of information.
'A little note beforehand, or hoof...' I read aloud, trying to make out the scribble I call my handwriting. 'I do not own Asmodeus, but I have gotten permission from Gold4tune (http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Gold4tune) to use him in a continuation of Twilight Summons Up a Pounding (http://www.fimfiction.net/story/164912/twilight-summons-up-a-pounding), pairing him with Rainbow Dash. If you have a problem with it, you can shove it up your ass.'
I snap it close and return my attention to the camera once more.
"I believe I should tell you about the rating of my story. It is rated M due to the language, and will talk about touchy stuff such as attempted suicide in one chapter. If you do not want the chapter, I will put '(This chapter)' on the name."
"Now onto other things, I will have my own ships, some of them popular, some not, some new, some even blatantly obvious!"
I look at my watch, reading that it's midnight.
"Now then, without further delay..."
I snap my fingers and a portal appears.
"TO THE INTERVIEWS!!!"