It's Adagio Dazzle's 1018th birthday, and she gets caught by Officer Tirek breaking a teensy, tiny little law. How could Adagio possibly persuade her (oh yes, Tirek is a her) to let her get off? Sex? Yes, probably sex.

Are you afraid of the dark? This story is the darkest story I've written and am likely to write. When I have written sex before, it's mostly been fun and cuddly; not this — this is the opposite. I'm not going to spoil the story and say exactly what happens, but only read on if you're prepared for some Adagibuse.

Characters: Adagio Dazzle, Tirek (via Rule 63).

This story was requested by (and is a birthday present for) Lesbian Adagio Dazzle.