The story you are about to read will not make much sense if you are not a fan of Markiplier. With that said, I suggest watching some of his videos in order to understand at least a few of the jokes and situations presented throughout this narrative. Or not. You don’t have to. You can just skip over this story entirely. That’s fine. No need to trouble yourself. I’m sure there’s an AppleDash ship or a Fallout Equestria knockoff hiding somewhere in the Popular Stories box. Perhaps that’s more to your liking, and if so, more power to you. But for those of you who are fans of Markiplier, I hope you will find this story interesting and entertaining. So enough with this insipid foreword. Grab onto your warfstaches and prepare to press B to blow. It’s going to be one hell of a ride.
