A New Life

by Axe Gard

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Human
Length: 916

Two brothers get sucked into their monitor to experience a new life. Once human, turned pony enjoy their mishaps of lives in... A NEW LIFE

Two brothers get sucked through a monitor much to one's displeasure and the other's excitement. One is worried but slightly intrigued, the other giddy whilst slightly worried.

Watch as they travel throughout Equestria, having adventures and fighting monsters, while sometimes trying to avoid telling ponies that they were once human!

Find out if they will gain new friends or dangerous enemies or maybe both!
Will they or won't they?
Find out In….
A NEW LIFE by myself
(hope you enjoy)
Cover Art Made By Axe Gard

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-26 15:21:52 UTC

Chapter 1 - Arrival

"Ugh what a day!" spoke a voice. "Who should I take from this universe?" the voice questioned itself.

"I guess I should ask 'IT' for an answer "..."OH MIGHTY FULL BEING CHOOSE FOR ME!" the voice shouted.

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"Go TO EARTH THEN FIND ALEX WILDER AND JOE WILDER!!!" The Being Boomed.

"Earth ey, ok then Alex...Joe here I come!".

Meanwhile on earth:

"C'mon Joe move, move, move!"The boy known as Alex shouted.

"Arg would you stop shouting so I can concentrate?" The other boy known as Joe said back. "This is a game not war".

Suddenly the words YOU WIN appeared on the screen.

"Wha! how?... GAMING GODS BLESS YOU WTF?"Alex screamed in disbelief.  "One measly piece of health and you win. I'm not complaining but how?"

"Tactics Alex, tactics" Joe replied, sounding ominous.

"Meh whatever, I'm going to go watch more MLP I missed." Alex said not caring much "Wanna watch?"

"No, you know I don't like that stuff" Joe said whilst following Alex.

"If not, then why follow me?" Alex questioned.

"I need to get your room tidy since you're too lazy bro" Joe said to his brother (YES THEY ARE BROTHERS).

"You know me too well" Alex said not noticing his monitor flashing.

However his brother did.

"Erm bro what's going on with your screen?" Joe said while pointing at the screen "why is it flashing? It looks like it's going to blow up".

"What do you mean....ooooooh that...erm" Alex replied, completely confused, but the flashing started to pull the brothers in.  Alex managed to say two words before they were sucked in... "OH SHIT"!

Meanwhile somewhere in the Everfree Forest

Suddenly a huge explosion shattered the sky. If anypony was close by they would have seen two ponies falling from the sky. Too bad there wasn't anypony there.

If there was, you would would also hear this "AAAAAAAH WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAH" screamed a certain black pegasus, while the other was a unicorn unconscious, the pegasus soon to join him.

The pegasus saw the ground approaching and muttered 2 words "oh fuck " before hitting  the ground and passing out painfully.

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"Ugh what happened?" said Alex as he went to scratch his head but found himself unable to feel his fingers... at that point he decided to open his eyes.  "Okay what is happening?" he asked himself, then realized something "JOE JOE WHERE ARE YOU?!" not even noticing he had turned pony.

A sudden groaning sound came from behind him "Ugh where am I?" he asked the thin air above him.

Then it hit Alex hard... They had become ponies like in a HIE (Human in Equestria) story.... um.... he was hesitant to answer his brother but did so anyway.  "Erm Joe we may or may not be in Equestria from mlp" Alex said carefully.

Joe suddenly shot up hearing his brother's voice but a lot deeper than before "Alex what do you mean EQUESTRIA?!" Joe shouted sounding panicked.

"I mean Equestria from that show. I don't know how but follow my lead or tail....whatever" Alex said confidently.

Joe looked calmer and said "Well what now Alex?.......wait WERE PONIES!"

"well yes" Alex said hesitantly "But first no more Alex and Joe. New names, new bodies hmm........My new name should be Crimson Guard" Guard looked at himself, he then looked at his brother "And you shall be called Logic Script" Guard said pointing a hoof at his brother.

Logic looked at himself and stated "Welp oh greatfull teacher" he said while snickering "Let's get used to these new bodies then 'Guard' " Logic said teasingly.

"OI" Guard said in fake offence.

A few hours later

"Ok I got hovering and walking down how 'bout you Logic?" Guard asked.

"Well from your advise I can levitate stuff. Also, I've got walking down too" Logic replied. Then a sudden grumble came from Logic's stomach

"um Al...I mean Guard what our we going to eat?" Logic asked his younger brother.

"Well we could always eat gra---" A sudden flash interrupted Guard revealing two bags "Um what the... bits huh whoever brought us here just gave us hmmm around 200 bits each and before you ask bits is these ponies' currency" Guard said knowingly "so lets go to town aaaand if anyone asks, we are from a land very far away and we are traveling this area for a place to stay, ok?" adding "technically we aren't lying".

"Erm ok, then I got that also, um, what are these marks on my flanks?" Logic asked.

"Oh those are cutie marks. They represent our special talents. Mine is protecting ponies from fire and yours is, hmmm, learning" Guard said thinking ' we had this conversation back on earth. I guess he forgot'

"Oh ok, I guess" he said thinking 'so that's what that conversation back on earth was about '

"Remember don't screw with the timeline" Guard warned then added "Lets go to Ponyville I guess" Guard then ventured in what he thought was the direction of Ponyville.

"Wait for me!" Logic shouted after his brother.

A FEW MINUTES LATER:

The two brothers walked around for a while then Blaze spotted a sign that read 'Ponyville ------>'

"FINALLY SIGNS OF CIVILIZATION!" Guard shouted in relief "oops sorry" he said noticing Logic ears twitching in pain from the shout, he then said "Welp off to get food and a hotel/home"

"Well ok then, off we go to Ponyville" Logic said in preparation.