Twilight Sparkle plays Dota 2
I finally got done with all my work and can relax, which of course means play Dota 2. Some people say I need to get a life, especially Pinkie Pie, she plays this game to, but once she looked at my profile and saw my 10926 wins, she got upset. But I don't really give two bucks, and now another professional tournament which I entered in is coming up and I'm not missing another, not letting Pinkie and Rainbow pull me out of my desk chair and force me to go pranking with them again. I don't care if they want to keep me from playing this game.
When I enter my room to start up Dota on my computer I see Pinkie and Rainbow in front of my computer with angry faces. OH CRAP, THEY KNEW I WAS COMING. "How did you guys know I was going to play Dota" I said.
"I was spying on you silly" Pinkie says happily even though she seemed angry. "I saw you enter the tournament and saw that it is today and your not playing in it" I hate when Pinkie figures out I'm going to play by Spying on me, Where does she even hide in here?
"You are going pranking with us Twilight, we don't care for your excuse so don't even say it, now come on" Rainbow said with complete authority like she was my mother. Well looks like I'm going to have to fight my way to my computer even if I'm going to be ganked (Dota talk for fighting with a population advantage). Better shield myself and get ready to attack.
As soon as I shield myself I attack with a magic tickle burst towards Pinkie and hit her directly, watching her drop to the ground laughing and being overwhelmed by the tickles. "You my friend just got owned" I say as she is out of the fight because of my powerful tickle blast. Just as I expected Rainbow was already on the offence tackling me down to the ground and not letting a mistake slip. I counter this attack by bursting my shield out sending Rainbow back, stunned. I take advantage of this to get up and ready another tickle attack, but it seems Pinkie is up again and blocks my attack with a pillow off my bed. I try to ready another shield but I can't I'm out of mana, by that I mean I'm to tired.
Pinkie and Rainbow jump at me at the same time but using the last of my energy I fly up and out my window and immediately blinded by the light I haven't seen for days. I can't land and hide so I'm tackled by Rainbow again sending me to the ground. I can still recover especially with Pinkie out of the game, until she can get out of my huge castle, which will take a while.
Once I manage to get free of Rainbows grip I start running. Rainbow is catching up, not for long she is. I cast a spell to stop her from flying and make her grounded. Now I can fly to where she can't catch me , yes! But Rainbow didn't give up yet. "What can you do now, you can't catch me Rainbow." I say victoriously.
"I can still wait for you in your room" She says with a evil smile. Crap, what do I do now. I can see Pinkie walking home now, she gave up, good. If I rest for a couple of minutes I can beat Rainbow in a 1v1 and still join the game in time for the tournament. I might as well just walk to my room, I'll be ready to fight by the time I get there.
But once I enter my castle I hear Rainbow saying she sees me, where is she. How am I supposed to fight if I can't se her. I'm going to have to use another spell so I can find her. I don't have much left in me, but I cast the spell anyway. Yes there she is and she doesn't know that I know she's there, perfect. I keep walking like I don't know where she's at and once she jumps me I fire a tickle blast at her and hit her. She hits the ground in front of me laughing. Now that I'm victorious I can play Dota once I know she gives up. But she isn't giving up and I can't keep these tickles up.
Rainbow gets up once I can't cast the spell anymore. At least she has trouble getting up so I know she's almost out of this fight, I might actually win this one. I start to run and I'm faster than Rainbow now after she took all my tickles. We been running for only 10 seconds and I'm completely out of energy and Rainbow being an athlete isn't, and now the flight cancel spell is wearing off. I guess it's all over unless I can hide somewhere before she makes that turn down the hall after me.
Yes, I found a small cozy place, looks like I'm home free. I can tell she's about to give up. Rainbow makes the turn and starts walking, looking around for me. Once I think I'm clear I happily walk out of hiding to see Rainbow standing right in front of me, Buck it, I lost!
"Got you Twilight, I win again. Lets get Pinkie and go pranking" Rainbow says happily. Well, I had fun last time I guess, so maybe pranking will be fun again. So I trot up next to Rainbow happily, she smiles back at me, and I follow her to Pinkie's.
Twilight Sparkle plays League of Legends
I used to play Dota 2 but one day i said SCREW DAT, so I started playing League of Legends or LoL. Why you ask, well I think it's a bit more balanced (okay it's not really balanced, but it's still more balanced than Dota) and just more enjoyable.
Well one day when I was about to play LoL I got attacked by Rainbow, she tower dived me (she walked in my house and tried to rip me out of my chair) but I said NOPE, I fought back as much as I can, I threw a clever at her (it was really a book, but I'm trying to make references here) and I nailed her. She decided she isn't going to fight me though because of last time when she tried to get me off Dota 2, she did win but she doesn't want that trouble again, so she pinged for help and next thing you know I'm getting ganked by Applejack. She tried to ult (buck) me out of my house but unlike Dota 2 the abilities are skill shots, so i dodged to the right and threw another clever (another book) but missed. Without the slow from my clever I didn't know what else to do, so I took a magical journey (i ran like hell) out the door of that room. When Applejack entered I Made a clone of myself, went invisible, and attacked from behind for the extra damage. "Come on Twilight, we're going to hang out with Pinkie, she's got more pranks in mind". I refuse to give up. I start to spin around with a book in my hand as a weapon yelling "LEAGUE OF LEGENDS" dealing massive damage (I'm building ad). I try to hide while Applejack is on the ground so I use teleport to a different room in the castle and fly up to the roof. I could try to go invisible again but that's on cool down for another eight seconds and Applejack is coming quick so I go to the top of the door and wait to tackle her, when I try she immediately throws me off and pins me down, I need to farm more (work out) because I am weak.
Well I guess I'm pranking with Pinkie again
