Chapter 19: Beating the Heat Part 1

*RING RING RING RING RI-CLICK*

I slowly got up and checked the time on my Iphone, and it was four twenty. It was time to get outta here before the mares get up. Today was the beginning of the Heat Season, and I didn’t want to get caught in the crossfire.

I looked down at Pipsqueak who was sleeping still. I shook his shoulder gently and whispered, “Pipsqueak wake up.”

He moaned in his sleep, but luckily, he opened his eyes and looked up at me.

“Daniel...why did you wake me up? It’s four in the morning.” Pipsqueak whispered with a yawn.

“I know, but we have to leave and get to the bunker at Sweet Apple Acres. Big Mac is waiting for us there.” I whispered.

“Why?”

I couldn’t tell him about the mares going into heat and about mating. He’s still a child. Okay think, what should I say to him in the clean way...ummm...That’s it!

“You see Pip, during one of these days in Spring and Mid Summer, we males and stallions play a game of Hide and seek with the mares. The objective of this game is to hide for around three to four weeks from the mares and avoid getting caught.” I explained.

“Ooooh, okay. I love playing Hide and seek.” Pip whispered happily.

I sighed in my head. Thank god that worked.

I looked to where Spike was sleeping and quietly walked over to him. I shook his shoulder and whispered into his ear.

“Spike wake up.” I whispered firmly.

“Mmmmm...wha..?” He slowly opened his eyes and looked up at me.

“Daniel...it’s four in the morning..” He yawned and tried to go back to sleep.

“The Heat season has begun.” I whispered making sure Pip doesn’t hear.

Spike snapped his head up and looked at me with fear in his eyes.

“It...it started? It’s today?”

“Yes.”

“Oh buck, we gotta go now.” He said quietly getting up from his bed.

I nodded and looked back at Pipsqueak. “Pip, grab your stuff.”

He nodded and grabbed his bag.

I grabbed my own bag and placed my sword on my back. I grabbed my Iphone, and placed it in my pocket.

“You guys ready?” I asked in a low voice.

They nodded.

I nodded back and we all quietly started walking out of the room.

*Squeeeeeak*

Spike accidentally stepped on a broken floorboard and made a pretty loud squeak sound.

I heard Twilight moan in her sleep and started to stir.

We all stopped in utter fear as Twilight slowly rose from her bed. What scared me and Spike more is Twilight turned her head and was now looking at us.

Beads of sweat were dripping from my face as Twilight continued looking at us, and was waiting for the moment to pounce on us.

…

...any second now…

…

…

*PLOP*

Twilight fell back on her pillow and fell asleep again.

Much relief ran out of her mouths, but we still had to get outta here before she wakes up again.

I grabbed Pip and we both quietly made it to the door and quietly opened it a little. I took a quick scan around us, making sure no mares were in sight. After scanning quickly, I motioned Spike to follow me. We quickly left the Library and we stuck to the shadows of the alleys, making absolute sure we didn’t run into mare that might wake up this early in the morning.

*Wooosh*

We stopped when we heard the sound of somepony flying above us. We ducked down and I took a peek. It was a Pegasus, but I didn’t know if it was a stallion or a mare. We stood there, making sure who it was. The pony then took off and was heading north, where Sweet Apple Acres was. This pony might be a stallion, but I wanted to be extra safe just in case.

After the pony left, we quietly and quickly went through the alleys and we made it to the dirt path to Sweet Apple Acres. With nowhere to hide, we bolted down the path quickly to get to the farm. After around thirty seconds of running, we made it to the farm.

“Big Mac.” I whispered.

No answer came. We walked over to the hidden bunker and I tried again.

“Big Mac are you there?”

“Daniel, is that you?” Asked a familiar voice.

We walked over to the bunker and saw Big Mac cracking the door open.

“Thank Celestia it’s only you two.” He sighed.

“We brought Pipsqueak with us.” I whispered.

“Okay. Quickly, come inside before a mare shows up.”

Mac fully opened the door and we both walked inside.

The bunker was at a decent size. there were a few beds for a few stallions to fit in, some crates that have food that should last us through the Heat season, few gallons of bottled waters, and some games for us to play to pass the time.

“Alright you two, you can go ahead and go back to sleep. I gotta talk to Big Mac for a sec.” I said to the Drake and colt.

They both nodded and placed their bags to the side and climbed into their proper beds and immediately fell asleep.

“Nice thinkin gettin up early.” Big Mac said.

“Thanks. We almost got busted by Twilight though. Luckily, she fell back to sleep.” I said sighing in huge relief and plopped on one of the beds.

“Ya got lucky.” He said sitting next to me.

“Hehe, no kidding.”

“Ya can go ahead and git some shut eye. Ya and the other two look mighty tired.”

“Thanks.”

I took off my shoes and jacket and placed my bag to the side. I then pulled the covers over me and I fell asleep again. Hopefully, we’ll be safe.

(Three days Later)

Three days have passed since the Heat Season started. Me, Pipsqueak, Spike, Big Mac, and some other stallions were relaxing, and waiting for the Heat season to pass.

Through those three days, I got acquainted with some of the stallions and quickly friended them. I also saw Fancypants again, and it was great seeing him.

Another stallion I got acquainted with was Soarin, who was one of the members of the Wonderbolts. Spitfire told him all about me a few days ago after I saved her flank from the paparazzi. He was impressed by my skills, and my ways of fighting.

I met Mr. Cake, who was the husband of Mrs. Cake. He was very friendly to me, and offered me to come to the shop later on when the Heat Season passes.

Happily, Snowballs wasn’t hear. Big Mac explained to me he didn’t want him to be here since he was a pain in the ass for everyone.

I also saw BlueShield again, and he was happy to see me again. He told me everything about what happened in Canterlot after I left. He told me Snowballs was planning something to get payback for humiliating him. I just rolled my eyes and said to him that I’m gonna open up some whoop ass on him when we see each other again.

All of us were chilling at the moment. Some of the stallions were chilling, reading some books, some playing some board games, and some having a snack.

Spike was reading a book to Pipsqueak since he got board. It was called ‘Daring Doo and the Sapphire Stone’. I didn’t know who she was, but she did sound adventurous. It kinda reminded me about Indiana Jones a little, a little irony.

Me and BlueShield were playing Checkers at a small table. So far, he was winning, but I had the advantage. I grabbed my black piece and tapped it around a few of his and landed it on his side.

“King me.” I said proudly.

“Horsefeathers, how are you so good at this?” He asked me in disbelief.

“I played Checkers a lot with my Grandfather, and I know every trick in the book.” I explained.

“I see.” He moved his piece and took my chip.

I moved my new king away from his to prevent it from getting taken.

“Hey Daniel, can I ask you a question?”

“Sure, fire away.”

“Do you have to go through this kind of thing back at your world?”

“Huh?”

“You know, your female kind going into heat, and every stallion running for the hills to hide?”

I laughed. “Well, to be honest, no. Human Females don’t go into heat. We humans have evolved for from that.”

“What!? Are you serious!?” He asked me in shock.

“Being honest.” I answered.

“Guys, are you hearing this!?” All the stallions stopped their activities and looked at us. “Daniel said his female kind don’t go into heat.”

They all gasped and gathered in front of me.

“Is that true?”

“How is that possible?”

“If they don’t go into heat, what happens to them?”

“Okay, okay, everypony calm down. We humans evolved to prevent females from going into heat.” I explained.

“Dang. I wish I could Live on Earth. That way, I don’t have to keep running from the mares.” A stallion said.

“However, there is one thing we human males have to put up with, with females.”

“And what might that be?” Soarin asked.

“Female humans go through something called their period.”

“What’s that?”

“Female humans build up blood in their...ahem, womenhoods. Tissues inside of them build that blood up and will start to build up a little discomfort. When the day comes, they go on their period. When that comes, they become a little bit more violent and the blood developing in them is released.” I explained. I made sure to keep it quiet so Pipsqueak doesn’t hear it.

They all started asking me questions again.

"Human females have blood come out of them for a whole week, and they can survive that?!"

"Do the males ever have to hide from them?"

"Has anyone ever died from a woman on her ‘period’?"

“First, Human females have their blood come out of them after a month or so, depending on their cycle. Another thing, I honestly really don’t know how they go through with that kind of pain. Guess it’s how it works. Answering the Second question, Males don’t have to hide from the females when they go on their period. Although, they have to be careful how they talk to them and interact with them, since they act more aggressive. Finally, no one has ever died when Females go on their period.” I explained answering their questions.

“Man, your life on Earth sounds a lot more nicer than here in Equestria.” A stallion said.

“I really wouldn’t say that. Earth is more violent than Equestria is. My world is plagued by war, and death. You all should be lucky you’re all going through something like this rather than experiencing what earth has.” I replied.

“Oh, I guess we’ll take your word for it.” He said.

I smiled a little.

(Two days later)

It has been almost a week since the Heat Season started. Not a lot has happened after my talk with the guys about female humans going on their period. Everything went smoothly, until the day reckoned.

I got up from my bed to grab some water. When I got to it, I was shocked...the water bottles were empty.

“Big Mac, we got a problem.” I called out.

Big Mac put his book down and walked over to me. “What’s wrong?”

“We’re out of water.”

His eyes widened in pure horror. “Oh Buck.”

“That water’s gone?” Soarin asked frightened.

The others heard it and they started panicking.

“Everyone calm down. We need to think of a plan to get more water.” I said calming them a little.

“The only place to get more water is from the ponyville Water Tower, but it’s near the center of town.” Big Mac said.

This was gonna be risky, but I knew what had to be done.

“I’ll go.”

They all looked at me with shock.

“You can’t go out there. You won’t last five minutes out there.” Blueshield explained.

“Don’t worry about me. I know my way around the town, and I know how to stick to the shadows.”

“Ya sure ya wanna do this? When ya leave, ah’m gunna lock the door tight til ya git back.” Big Mac said.

“Don’t worry. I can handle myself.” I assured smiling. “Besides, water is important, we won’t last through the Heat Season without it.”

“Ya gotta good point.” He walked over to the bottles and grabbed them and then gave them to me. “Fill these bottles up as much as you can and git back here as soon as possible.”

Right. Look after Pip while I’m gone.”

Big Mac nodded and he slowly opened the door. He took a quick look to be sure no mares were in sight.

“Coste is clear.” He said. He opened the door and I walked out. He then closed it and tightly locked it.

I stuck to the Shadows and made my way to Ponyville. I his in the allies to be sure not to get caught. I took a peep from the corner and saw a lot of mares with blushes on their faces and were in huge groups.

“I seriously need a stallion NOW!” One of the mares shouted in a sluty, lust voice.

SNAP

I heard the sound of a twig snap a few feet away from me and saw a white and red maned stallion hiding behind a trash can.

“STALLION!” The mares shrieked.

The stallion screamed and ran away, with the mares following him, hot on his tail.

I felt bad for him, knowing his fate. I wanted to help him, but during the Heat Season, it’s every Stallion or man for himself. I was about to go, until I saw the same stallion running past me.

He then tripped on a rock and fell. The mare pounced on him and started ripping his clothes off and kissing him all over.

“NO! STOP! SOMEPONY HELP ME!!” He screamed clawing the ground.

The mare didn’t listen to him and started dragging him into a small shop, where his fate is sealed.

“NOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

All I heard in the shop was the stillion screaming and the mares moaning. I had to get going before anymore show up.

I quickly moved from alley to alley and finally made it to the water tower. I quietly walked inside and locked the door behind me for good measure. I walked over to the hose and started filling up the bottles with water. After around three minutes, I was able to fill all of the bottles up, but now they were to heavy for me to carry. Then, I had an idea.

But before, I could go through with my plan, I heard another stallion screaming like a little girl. I took a peep outside of the window and saw none other than Snowballs being chased by a horde of mares.

“STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU FILTHY MARES!” He screamed while running like a crazy person.

I placed my hands over my mouth to keep myself from laughing my ass off.

“Oh, I have to get a video of this.” I whispered.

I took out my phone and activated the camera settings. I started recording and Snowballs was running around from many shops and was opening them, but revealing more mares. He screamed louder and was grabbing more attention. He started running from many places from the allies to another, with the mare still hot on his tail.

“Okay, where have I seen this before?” I whispered to myself while holding back my laughter.

Snowballs didn’t look where he was going and then crashed into a wall, mysteriously adding a cartoon crash to it, but it only made it more hilarious.

The mare pounced on him and started dragging him into a small shop. He was screaming and lashing out, trying to escape, but their grip was too strong. Then, his fate was now sealed when he disappeared into the shop.

“Sweet irony.” I said stopping the recording. “I am so getting a lot of views from this.”

I placed my bottle down, placed my phone back into my pocket and started my plan. I crossed my fingers and softly said, “Shadow Clone jutsu.”

Three clones were made and they each grabbed two bottles. I opened the sliding compartment off of the door to take a peek outside. There were more mares from before and no way in hell I can make it out without a distraction.

I then had an idea. I placed my bottle down and created another clone.

“I need you to get the mares attention and keep them busy until me and the others get the bottles back to the bunker.” I said to my clone. “If they ever catch you, disengage the jutsu.”

“Got it boss.” He said saluting to me.

He quietly exited the shack to prevent the real me from being spotted. He jumped down and started his distraction.

“Oh Laideeeeeees~”

They all snapped their heads toward my clone and had fierce lust in their eyes.

“STALLION!” they all ran for him.

“Bye!” The clone took off at high speeds with the mares hot on his tail.

After the coste was cleared, me and my clones quickly made it through the town and happily back to the bunker. As soon as I made it, I felt my clone that was distracting the mares pop.

“Big Mac, I’m back with the water.” I said to the door.

“Daniel?” The door opened and he was relieved I was back.

“Thank Celestia. Did you get the water?”

“Sure did.” I said presenting the water to him.

“Great work. Come inside quickly.”

He fully opened the door and me and the clones entered with the water.

“Woah, what the hay?” Blueshield asked in surprise when he saw my clones.

“I’ll explain later.” After my clones placed the water down, they disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Spike walked up to me. “You didn’t get caught right?”

“Nope. I stuck to the shadows and made it back without being detected.” I answered.

I then laughed as well.

“What’s so funny?” Soarin asked.

I took out my phone and presented the video I took earlier about Snowballs getting chased by the mares. They all laughed their asses off and fell to the ground. I laughed as well, enjoying watching Snowballs being chased.

The Heat Season is easier than I though, but little did I know, this was only the beginning.

Author's Note

That’s that for the first part. To the girls who read about females and their periods and what I explained, i apologize for that. I’m not really good explaining about this kind of thing. Anyway, stay tuned for the second part of the Heat Season. Thank you all again for your support and for helping me make it this far. Peace out for now everypony.

I want to apologize big time for you all waiting sooooooooo long for the chapter to be uploaded. Reason? I locked myself out of my own house around noon. Big pain in the ass that was. I was out there for 4 hours with no phone or key. Sorry for the long wait. Next chapter will be up soon in about 10 minutes.