Deadpool/My Little Pony: Friendship is [maybe] Magic

by cornholio4

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Crossover, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other
Length: 1112

Equestria is in for a huge headache when Deadpool decides to look around the harmonious world.

Deadpool has done many things: he took on the Skrulls during the Secret Invasion, took on Norman Osborn during Dark Reign, he has written his own version of Sun Tzu's Art of War, he has taken on zombie United States Presidents, he took on SHIELD when he was not paid for the last thing we mentioned, he had his own game, he had his own movie,he has even married the Queen of the Underworld and he is even an Avenger of the Uncanny variety! But now Deadpool is roaming Equestria on his latest Adventure.

Will the Elements of Harmony manage to keep Ponyville standing until the Merc with a Mouth is done? Will Ponyville, Equestria or even the Fourth Wall be left standing? Why is Deadpool there and how did he get there?

Contains references to the Marvel Now series up to the Wedding of Deadpool Arc.

Rated for Gore just in case.

Published 2016-10-16 18:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-10-16 18:50:01 UTC

Prologue

HERE IS THE REAL Intro......

STARRING

PONY SANDY CHEEKS

Q'S BEST FRIEND

FASHION DIVA

BAKER OF CUPCAKES

FIREFLY WITH A DIFFERENT NAME

PRINCESS BOOKWORM

GOD'S PERFECT IDIOT

MY LITTLE PONY/

DEADPOOL:

FRIENDSHIP IS [MAYBE] MAGIC

Shining Armor and Princess Cadence the co-rulers of the Crystal Empire were concerned as they had gotten reports that somepony in a red costume had broken in and tried to steal the Crystal Heart. He was apprehended and taken to the dungeons. "What, do you think it was a spy or some criminal?" Shining Armor asked concerned as he and his wife were being led to the dungeons to interrogate the prisoner.

"We don't know, we must warn you that this pony is well... just see for yourself..." a guard said leading them to a cell where there was contained an earth pony in a red and black full body costume with his hooves in cuffs and he seemed to be cheerfully talking to the guard that was guarding his cell.

"...so yeah my buddy Spider-Man gets to fight against the Avengers in their civil war while I get my own movie but he has to wait until next year for his new game, cartoon and movie... hey the guys in charge are here." The pony was telling the guard before he noticed Shining Armor and Princess Cadence.

"We found him trying to make off with the Crystal Heart and we found these objects with him, apparently he tried to grab them but he dropped them as soon as he got them out." The guard explained showing off a table with some strange swords and devices on it. The pony gasped when he saw what they were.

"Oh my swords and guns, I tried to use them but... hooves with no thumbs or fingers so I could not hold them so yeah, I did not really think this too through so well." The pony said lifting hi s cuffed hooves into the air in frustration. Shining and Cadence looked at the weird objects and wondered what these 'guns' as he called them were.

"Excuse me but can you tell me who you are?" Shining asked in a straight voice, he knew he should be much harsher with a prisoner who tried to steal their kingdom's most prized relic but he was just baffled by the strange pony.

"I am known by many names Ryan Reynolds, Nolan North, the guy that voiced Ron Stoppable but you may refer to me as Deadpool!" the pony said introducing himself and seemed to be trying to strike a pose. Shining was wondering something and his horn lit up as he tried to unmask Deadpool. "Okay if you want to do that, well it might not be pleasant..." Deadpool shouted just as his mask was pulled off magically...

What followed was a shouted scream that could be heard from Ponyville.

Shining and Cadence were looking at Deadpool with wide eyes at how scarred his face was (with not a trace of fur to it) and who could do this to him so Shining quickly magically put the mask back onto Deadpool. "Yeah some jerks at Weapon X gave me this face along with some awesome powers. I also have got this suit and thanks to my buddy I have this device which came with this teleportation powers..." Deadpool said only to pause when he realised something. "Wait a minute..." Deadpool told them as he pushed his hoove into the button of his teleportation device and disappeared out of the cell and into the corridor.

Shining and Cadence gasped that somehow this earth pony could teleport due to some device and had the guards go after him as he was running away as fast as he could with his hooves still in cuffs. "I will not be happy if anyone brings up I don't teleport anymore in the comics, it was cool in my game so I can teleport here!" Deadpool warned as he kept on running.

Deadpool then saw that they were firing magical blasts at him and then he had an idea, "if this doesn't work, I can always grow my limbs back." Deadpool said out loud as he lifted his hooves into the air catching a magical blast which tore them to pieces. "Yeah that's right, score one for the Merc with the Mouth, score one for me..." Deadpool said starting to do a little victory dance only to realise that they were still after them.

"Well I can still do this..." Deadpool said activating his teleportation device and saw that he was now falling from the air, plus he was high enough he could see the Crystal Palace. "Uh oh, this is not going to end well right now..." Deadpool moaned as he felt and landed on a crystal statue.

Deadpool as he began losing conscious saw that he landed on some crystal statue of a baby dragon or something. "Well that's all folks..." Deadpool said as he then just fainted.

Sometime later Shining Armor and Cadence had Deadpool brought to their hospital for treatment, although they were still angry at him breaking in, trying to make off with the Crystal Heart and escaping from the dungeons, they did not want to see this pony hurt too badly so they wanted to make sure he was well before they would resume with his punishments.

"...this is not possible...I have never seen anything like it..." said a nurse who was looking over Deadpool who was still unconscious on the hospital bed. Shining Armor and Cadence looked at the nurse wondering what she could be talking about. "His injuries... they seemed to have completely healed and there doesn't seem to be any magic to it, some sort of scientific healing abilities in his blood..." the nurse said to big shock to the couple.

"He has a device that allows him to teleport, his face is scarred beyond what it could be and he has some special healing powers, just what kind of pony is Deadpool?" Cadence asked lost for words. Shining was wondering the same thing.

"Well maybe Princess Celestia might have better luck understanding him and perhaps Twiley could help as well, they could come over and see what they make of him." Shining suggested and Cadence knew he had a point so they made arrangements to send a message to Princess Celestia immediately.

Hopefully they could get to the bottom of this strange visitor.

Author's Note

Here is My crossove with Deadpool. I motley want to keep it T rated as I am nto good with writing violence. Let's see how it goes!