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                The Pony Princesses Theory                 
                      -by BeeBeeBop-                       
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                The Pony Princesses Theory                 
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The Pony Princesses Theory
Now I know for others this may sound insane, but true bronies and fans of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic will know what's going on here,  will see through my eyes. In the paragraphs below are my findings and the Pony Princesses Theory I've made....
The Pony Princesses Theory tells of how I think that, secretly, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are working with the U.S government. They've formed a partnership or friendship with the past presidents and with the current one, Barrack Obama. In exchange for providing the U.S. armies with magically enchanted cheeseburgers that give the soldiers power, the princesses requested that there be a show created, called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The deal was made, and their partnership was born. The government however, decided it would be best to keep this all a secret, until the time was right. The princesses agreed with the President and have since then kept it secret.
In late 2012, Princess Luna had to return to Equestria for royal princess stuffs (I spelled stuff wrong on purpose), but returned later in early 2013. Uh sorry, that probably wasn't important. :/
Anyway, since they would be traveling from Equestria and back to reality and so forth, Luna and Celestia decided to disguise themselves as normal humans. They also tried to learn as much about our ways of life as possible, so that they could fit in and not raise suspicions. The princesses learned about the economy, tried to listen to music (Hollywood Undead), and watched MLG 360 noscope montages. After learning about regular human life, the royal figures attempted to relax a little, but at the same time didn't relax. The two sisters were always alert, yet not alert. You see what I'm getting at? Eh, probably not. But you'll understand soon...
The princesses then later began to develop a weapon that would work with the magic cheeseburgers they had made, in early 2014. Celestia thought it should be a enchanted milkshake. Luna thought it should be fries. She also decided for it to come with magic ketchup. Celestia eventually agreed with her sister and they began working on making these weapons. The two sisters also decided to make a gun that would be fueled by Mountain Dew and MLG Doritos. They had also even tried to make a prototype of a noscope rifle, but later abandoned that project.  It was probably too epic or something, I guess.
Anyways, the princesses began working on a awesome ray gun that could be activated by saying "bruh". The gun could deactivated by saying "yolo turn off swag yolo". They also made a machine gun which would be run on Mountain Dew and MLG Doritos. Oh wait I already said that. LOL. So anyways, that's all I have to show for right now....
A random quote: "If you see the Illuminati, you 360 noscope him and I'll give you a thousand internets m8."-Princess Celestia