A Tough Decision About Butts

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Main 6, Romance, Second Person, Comedy, Random, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human
Length: 1694

Your six sexy pony friends with benefits all want to know who has the most superior butt among them. The decision is tough for the poor human. Perhaps, buttsex with each of them will give him the answer.

Your six sexy pony friends with benefits all want to know who has the most superior butt among them.

The decision is tough for the poor human. But maybe, after some more glorious human on pony buttsex with each of their big, magnificent butts you can make your decision.

Published 2015-05-01 19:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-01 19:50:01 UTC

Who Has The Superior Butt?

Life at first in this world of sapient magical talking pastel ponies was hard, ever since you involuntarily came to this land by random interdimensional teleportation. Life was hard, because you missed your; TV, video games, movies, porno, Internet and the beer of your world. Plus your family, friends and all that stuff.

Fortunately, with the help of six sexy mares as friends, you were soon lifted out of your depression through the power of their huge bootylicious pony butts. Yes, sex with a pony's butt cured you of your depression.

As of right now you wore black shorts, a simple white t-shirt and black leather sandals as you were sat on a leather lavender couch, which was within the Golden Oaks Library. The leather came from the skins of big, stupid, non sapient, small eyed ugly horses that lived in the Everfree Forest.

The beautiful lavender unicorn mare known as Twilight Sparkle was lying on your lap with her legs in the air.

Every few seconds you would rub her belly gently with your hand. You were a local 'Belly Rubber' after all. Your belly rubbing skills were so amazing that all the ponies of Ponyville would come to you in order to get their bellies rubbed.

Each time you rubbed Twilight's belly she would sigh contently and her back legs would twitch a little. Unfortunately for you, the pony on your lap took the liberty to position her wonderful, big, bubble butt right on top of your crotch. Not only that, she would also wiggle that huge butt every so often. When she did that, your hard cock would metaphorically cry out for your shorts to be removed so it could go inside her big fat glorious pony butt.

A torture, you were willing to endure. Since Twilight often liked to give you a blowjob, have ponypussy sex with you or have buttsex with you after a belly rubbing session. Normally, you would want payment in bits, but today you were rubbing the belly of a friend, not a customer.

"Anon..." came her sweet angelical voice.

You looked down to see her with a rather concerned expression on her face.

"Yes, Twilight?"

"My friends and I have been talking…. and we all want to know which one of us has the most superior butt by your opinion."

"But... but I can't choose! I love your butts! They are all so big and amazing!" Twilight smiled broadly, overjoyed her human friend loved their butts so much."Plus what if I hurt your feelings?" tears began to form in your eyes. "It would break my heart if any one of you were never to have buttsex with me anymore. Also, what if you aren't friends anymore? What if--

Suddenly Twilight sat up to face you, followed by wrapping her hooves around you.

"Anon, that won't happen," she said softly as she rubbed your back.

"But--

"Anon, we have all sworn by a Pinkie Promise that no matter what butt you find the most superior, that we shall hold no bitterness."

"Really?" you said as you wiped your tears away.

"Yes. No matter what. All of us shall always be friends and there will always be passionate human on pony buttsex between us."

"Oh. Twilight."

You pulled her close, as she looked at you with bedroom eyes. Slowly. the human and the unicorn came together to kiss passionately. The unicorn moaned in bliss as she shared a tender kiss with her dear handsome homo sapien friend.

Finally, after what seemed like forever you and Twilight parted lips.

"Twilight, I don't know how I'm going to choose which one of you sexy mares has the most superior butt."

"Well, that is why we have decided that you shall closely examine all our butts as well as take each of them for a ride."

"But... how is my humble human penis supposed to take on six big, magnificent pony butts like yours all at once?"

Twilight giggled with a hoof over her mouth. "Silly Anon, did you forget I have magical powers to give you insane levels of sexual endurance. Plus, I can make your penis bigger with a temporary growth spell, to the point that even Big McIntosh’s penis would feel ashamed at the sheer size of it."

"Oh, yeah."

All of a sudden, Twilight looked at you with pleading doggy eyes.

"Anon, can you examine my butt first and have buttsex with me before my friends arrive?" her voice was a soft as Fluttershy's when she spoke, if not even softer.

"Well, I'm not sure if it would be fair to the others if I--" You found yourself unable to speak as you noticed tears had begun to form in her eyes.

Your heart skipped a beat as you stared into those cute pleading eyes of her's. Some tears started falling down her cheeks, as a result you began to worry you might get diabeetus if you stared too long at her. The poor human never stood a chance against such adorableness.

"OK... Twilight. I will examine your butt and have buttsex with you first," you said in a low voice after just being overpowered by her cuteness.

Twilight with a ridiculously broad smile on her face made a sound like a squeaking ball.

"Yay!" she said excitedly as she clapped her hooves together.

Twilight turned around to present her huge, beautiful backside before you. You became stunned at the sheer beauty that was in front of you. Twilight's butt was truly an amazing sight. Her big fat bubble butt was nearly as amazing as Princess Celestia’s royal butt. So amazing was her butt, you had began to drool as you lost your mind staring at her butt.

"Um… Anon, are you going to examine or just stare vacantly at my butt?"

"Oh sorry, Twilight. I shall begin my examination now."

With that you placed your hands on either side of her large buttcheeks to feel up her ass. Twilight gave you a nasty grin as she lifted her tail, in order to allow you to look at her lovely sexy pony private parts, which actually did look sexy and not disgusting for they had a human woman like likeness to them.

"Hmm," you said thoughtfully. "The soft feel of your butt puts the finest silks to shame," you leaned forward to kiss her right buttcheek. "Truly, an awesome butt."

Twilight blushed, her face bright red. "Oh stop it, Anon. My butt isn’t that amazing," she said as she waved her right hoof nonchalantly.

Twilight sighed happily as the human began rubbing her butt up and down her bountiful cheeks.

"Don’t be modest Twilight," he squeezed her buttcheeks tightly, which made her squeal in joy. "Your butt is amazing."

"Oh… Anon! You're so romantic!" she said in a low, timid voice with tears in her eyes.

"Just being a gentleman, milady."

You slapped her butt, as a result it caused her buttcheeks to wobble as the unicorn moaned aloud before you.

"Anon..." she began in a low voice as she looked back at you with cute pleading doggy eyes."Are you done examining my butt? Can we have buttsex now?"

"Not… yet. I want to bury my face in your huge pony butt and lick it."

"Oh… Anon. As much as I would love for you to lick my butt, I need you to fuck my butt with your penis in order to test if my butt is superior to my friends' butts. I promise, you can lick my butt later today."

You sighed sadly. "Oh… OK," you said in a low voice.

Your sadness was quickly melted away as Twilight wrapped your shorts in a magical aura, before she pulled them down to reveal your massive mighty penis, which sprang forth to smack her butt.

"Let the glorious human on pony buttsex begin!" she shouted excitedly while clapping her hooves together. With that Twilight positioned her butthole before the mighty tip of your penis, followed by pushing herself down as your tip entered inside her butt.

Slowly, very slowly Twilight lowered herself in order to take in your fearsome mighty cock into her butthole.

"Oh Anon, you’re so big!" she said sensually.

"Oh, Twilight! You’re so tight!" you said sensually.

Suddenly Twilight body began flashing with blinding light.

"Twilight… what’s happening?"

"I don’t know, Anon!" she shouted in panic.

Her body had begun to grow to the same size as Celestia, not only that, her butt also got bigger.... and…. and wings appeared on her back.

"I can’t believe it Twilight…. you've become an alicorn!" you shouted in awe as Twilight’s now massive butt had became just as amazing, if not more amazing than Princess Celestia’s butt.

Suddenly Twilight’s other five friend came in.

"No fair!" yelled Rainbow Dash with her hooves crossed.

"Why did you have to become an alicorn?!" shouted Pinkie Pie.

"Cheater!" screamed Rarity.

"How are we supposed to compete with that?!" Fluttershy yelled as she shook her hoof in rage.

"Darn it, Twilight! I knew you were a mary sue!" roared Applejack angrily.

"I’m sorry…." Twilight looked back at her friends with tears in her eyes. "I didn't mean to-- Suddenly her other friends glowed with bright light, growing to be around the same size as Twilight, followed by them all becoming alicorns with massive, magnificent butts. "Well, that was convenient."

"Awww yeah! Looks like we can have a superior butt competition after all." shouted Rainbow Dash as she slammed her hooves together.

"No!" yelled Anon.

All the mares gasped in shock as they stared at you in disbelief.

"All butts, big and small have their own unique beauty. Not to mention others have personal preference for butts, so who in their right mind could say anyone has a superior butt?"

All six mares were brought to tears of joy by Anon’s words.

And then your six friends used magic to keep you young and immortal and had buttsex with you forever. Well, not just buttsex, you had other things to do than just have buttsex all the time. Like read books and stuff.

The End