The Fury of the Reindeer

by HopeFox

Rating: mature
Tags: Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Adventure, Sex, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 3975

Twilight journeys to Deerheim, an icy land ruled by proud reindeer warriors, to persuade them to stop raiding northern Equestria in their longships. On her mission, she forms a very intimate relationship with the reindeer king and queen.

Twilight journeys to Deerheim, an icy land ruled by proud reindeer warriors, to persuade them to stop raiding northern Equestria in their longships. On her mission, she forms a very intimate relationship with their rulers, the bloodthirsty King Furrypants and the mystical Queen Storm Crow, and learns how to make friends with a people very different from her own.

Inspired by the show Vikings. Especially that one scene.

Oh, and if anyone feels inspired to draw some cover art for this story, I'd gladly pay to commission that!

(Contains no sexual violence, but it is discussed in several places.)

(Nothing to do with FoE.)

Published 2015-04-29 15:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-28 15:45:18 UTC

The Call to Adventure

Come join us, princess

"Come join us, princess.”

Twilight looked up at the sound of the queen’s voice. Standing in the doorway were King Furrypants and Queen Storm Crow, both undressed for bed, and without their crowns or jewellery. It was odd to see Furrypants without his weapons or his signature bear-pelt trousers, and Storm Crow had a thick woollen blanket draped across her shoulders and back, but they both seemed perfectly comfortable in spite of the chill that enveloped Deerheim.

“Um, pardon me?” she asked, confused. “Join you where?”

Furrypants smiled broadly, and inclined his head towards the door behind him. “Come join us in bed, Princess Twilight Sparkle,” he said, taking a step towards her and holding out a muscular leg towards her. “You look cold and lonely. Wouldn’t you rather spend the night with us?”

Twilight smiled awkwardly and nodded. “I would love that. Your castle is beautiful, and my room is so comfortable, but it’s just… so cold here. Even winter in Canterlot isn’t this cold.” She smiled gratefully and stepped forward to join the reindeer couple, allowing Furrypants to guide her towards the royal chambers. “I’m sure I’ll get used to it soon, but maybe I’d sleep better with somepony next to me. Somedeer, I mean.”

Storm Crow laughed and placed a hoof on Twilight’s back as they walked. “My husband and I are so honoured to have you here. Not just as an Equestrian ambassador and princess, but as a great hero. We have heard so many tales of your adventures, how you bested the world’s greatest foes.”

The young alicorn smiled sheepishly and cast her gaze down at the wooden floor. “It wasn’t just me, you know. Nightmare Moon, Discord, Tirek… I couldn’t have defeated any of them without my friends. With them, I can be the hero everypony thinks I am… but by myself, I’m just like anypony else.”

Furrypants threw open the door to his chamber, and beckoned for Twilight and Storm Crow to follow him. “Every warrior lives and dies by the strength and loyalty of his comrades,” he agreed. “But you are no ordinary pony, princess. We would not be asking you to join us if you were.”

“Thank you,” said Twilight. “I am honoured, really.” She stepped into the royal bedroom and looked around. Compared to Princess Celestia’s chambers, the room was amazingly sparse, with none of the embroidered cushions or elaborate tapestries she was used to seeing there. But the wardrobes were of expensive oak, and a huge Saddle Arabian carpet covered the floor. A large fire roared in a simple stone hearth, and on the wall above the large bed hung a pair of finely crafted throwing axes.

Furrypants trotted over to the bed and drew back the fine cotton sheets and heavy woollen blankets, beckoning to Twilight. She wasted no further time in throwing herself onto the thick mattress and snuggling beneath the covers, feeling the warmth that the two reindeer’s body heat had left in them. “I feel warmer already,” she said, giggling and making herself comfortable.

“The pleasure is all ours, princess,” said Storm Crow as she slipped between the covers. Twilight turned to face her, and found herself gazing directly into the reindeer queen’s eyes, which were a purple that almost matched her own. “I’ve never met anyone with magic as powerful and fascinating as yours.”

Twilight felt Furrypants climb into bed behind her, and the chill of the Deerheim night was quickly driven away by the warm bulk of the two reindeer. She sighed contently as she listened to Storm Crow. “I hope I can show you more of it while I’m here, then, your majesty. And I’d love to learn more about your magic, too. From what little I’ve seen so far, I can tell that you’re very wise and very powerful.”

Storm Crow reached up and brushed her hoof against Twilight’s mane. “We will share our knowledge in good time, my comrade in learning. For now, let us be glad that fate has brought us together.”

Twilight smiled and closed her eyes as the queen stroked her hair. “I’m so glad I came to Deerheim,” she murmured, relaxing the way she would when Rarity would brush and groom her mane. “I’ll admit that I was scared at first, but you’ve been such wonderful hosts.”

“It’s been a long time since we’ve had a guest like you, princess,” whispered Furrypants in her ear. The reindeer king pressed his body up against Twilight’s back, and wrapped a powerful leg around her barrel, drawing them close together. She felt his antlers brushing against her mane, and a slight tingle went through her body as they made contact with her horn.

Twilight laughed nervously and bit her lip. “Well, this is, um, cosy,” she said, then opened her eyes when she felt a warmth against her neck. Storm Crow was pressing her muzzle against Twilight’s neck, trailing kisses over her coat. “Okay, maybe I’ve, uh… I don’t mean to be rude, but – ”

She cut off abruptly when she felt something hard pressing against her rump, something that definitely wasn’t Furrypants’s leg or hoof. She gave out a panicked yelp and vanished in a burst of purple light.

Twilight stood outside the bedroom door, shivering from the sudden change in temperature. It’s okay, Twilight, she said to herself, as she calmed her breathing the way Princess Cadance once taught her. Nothing disastrous is happening, the reindeer just… thought that I wanted to… they had a very different reason for inviting me to bed than I thought. That’s okay! That’s a thing that people do, and it’s okay.

She steeled her nerves and knocked on the door, which was opened immediately by Furrypants. Storm Crow was sitting up in bed, looking at Twilight with concern.

Twilight cleared her throat awkwardly and focused her gaze on Furrypants’s face. “Hi, uh, your majesty… I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to disappear like that, I was just…”

“Startled?” asked Furrypants, bowing his head to Twilight. “No, it is we who should apologize, princess. We shouldn’t have been so forward with a guest, especially an ambassador on her first night in Deerheim. I’ll have a maid show you back to your room.”

Twilight rubbed the back of her head with a hoof. “No, it’s okay,” she said, giving the reindeer couple an awkward but genuine smile. “I’m not upset or offended or anything. We just had… different ideas of what was going on! And that’s… that’s normal…”

She trailed off as her eyes travelled down Furrypants’s body and were inevitably drawn between his legs. She had seen erect stallions before, of course, but in Ponyville, the custom was to look away politely and pretend not to have seen anything. Furrypants’s erection was much more difficult for her to ignore, not least because she had felt it against her rump a few minutes earlier.

She flared her wings awkwardly and forced her gaze away, looking at Storm Crow instead. “I’d actually like to stay anyway, if that’s alright? Just to sleep and be warm and in good company. We’re friends, right? At least, I want to be your friend, that’s why I’m here and all…”

Storm Crow gave her a gentle smile and beckoned her towards the bed. “Of course, princess. How could we not be friends? Come to bed and we’ll both behave ourselves, I promise.”

Twilight chuckled as she slid into bed with the two reindeer, who both turned their backs to her, letting her share their warmth. She made herself comfortable, nestling her head into the pillow and stretching out her legs.

“I should have asked sooner, princess,” said Furrypants. “Are you promised to another?”

“Huh? Me? Oh, uh… no. Not exactly. I mean, there is somepony who…” Twilight paused for a moment, thinking about her relationship with Flash Sentry. There was definitely something between them in Canterlot High, and she supposed that she would feel jealous if he started dating someone else, but a relationship between them just didn’t make any sense, when they lived in literally different worlds. And she had hardly said two words to the Flash Sentry working for her brother in the Crystal Empire. She had vague plans of pursuing a relationship with him – and had harboured fantasies of being with him in a very similar situation to this one – but her studies and her duties kept her from visiting the Crystal Empire very often, and when she did, spending time with her brother and her pegasister-in-law was more important.

“Not really, no,” she finished. “There’s somepony I might be, um, courting, but he lives a long way away and we’re not actually dating or anything.”

The three of them lapsed into a comfortable silence, enjoying one another’s quiet warmth and company. Twilight closed her eyes and tried to drift off to sleep, but her heart was still racing. Nobody had ever propositioned her so… intimately before. She had been asked on dates at Princess Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns, but of course she had turned them down without a second thought, just as with any other offers of friendship. A few stallions had expressed a vague interest in dating her in Ponyville, but nothing had ever come of it. And while she had danced with Flash Sentry at the Canterlot High Fall Formal…

Well, there was a big difference between that and being caught between a bloodthirsty warrior buck and his mystical queen, who had both been ready to make love to her without any further preamble.

She didn’t mind, really, now that she was calm enough to consider it. They did things differently in Deerheim, and it was her mission to understand those differences and find the common ground between reindeer and ponies that could put a stop to the raids on northern Equestria. Furrypants’s and Storm Crow’s advances had been very unexpected, but they had stopped as soon as Twilight had made her discomfort known. She couldn’t ask for more than that.

Twilight opened her eyes and watched Furrypants, seeing his shoulders rise and fall as he dozed. The antlers adorning his head were a truly impressive sight, and having seen how his people’s magic worked, she wondered just how powerful he was. Powerful enough to break through one of her brother’s shields, or deflect her own strongest spells? Powerful enough to challenge Princess Celestia?

The thought made her shiver a little, and she cautiously reached out a hoof to brush against the reindeer king’s flank. Powerful muscles sat beneath the thick layer of fur and fat that protected him from the cold air. She shuffled a little closer to him and draped her leg over his chest, burying her muzzle against his neck. His scent was overpowering, like a stallion wearing too much aftershave, but it spoke of his strength and power in a way that mere words never could. Being so close to such a powerful creature, but one who wasn’t a danger to her or her friends, was… intoxicating.

She tilted her head and pressed her horn against Furrypants’s antlers, conjuring a tiny spark of magic. As she expected, the spark danced across the many points of his antlers before sinking into the velvet, disappearing without a trace. The king gave a low, throaty chuckle. “Testing my power, are you, princess?” he asked, placing his hoof over hers and cradling it against his chest.

“Maybe just a little bit,” she admitted, blushing. She felt his hoof moving up and down her leg, and she cuddled closer to him, enjoying his warm, muscular bulk. “When I fought your raiders, I could feel their antlers absorbing and deflecting my magic, but I was strong enough to break through. With you, I don’t know if I could. I… I don’t know if anypony could.”

Furrypants rolled over to face Twilight, a wide grin on his face. “I have always wanted to raid Canterlot, to test my strength against the most powerful ponies alive. My name would live forever in the epics of my people if I became known as the great reindeer who broke through Shining Armor’s shields and withstood the wrath of the Princess of the Sun.” He chuckled as he slipped a hoof around Twilight’s shoulders. “Or the foolish reindeer who challenged the Sun and lost. Either way, it would be a tale for the ages.”

Twilight shivered again at the thought of Furrypants standing up to Celestia’s magic. “I’d… rather you not raid Canterlot, actually. There are a lot of really nice ponies there, and I wouldn’t want them to get hurt.” She brushed her horn gently against the side of Furrypants’s face. “But I’d love to try my magic against yours while I’m here. It would be a great, um, learning experience.”

Furrypants tilted his head to brush his antlers against her horn again, eliciting a shiver from both of them as their magics flared. He met her gaze, his bright blue eyes fixed on her intently. “Every moment with you is a learning experience, Twilight Sparkle,” he said, his voice low and inviting.

Twilight swallowed hard, her mouth feeling as dry as a desert. She felt her pulse pounding in her ears as she leaned forward and pressed her lips against his.

Furrypants curled a second leg around her body and drew them closer together, and she felt the fur of his chest warm against her own. His mouth opened and his tongue brushed against her lips. Hesitantly at first, she opened her own mouth and took his tongue between her lips, sucking on it gently. Her hooves moved up and down his back, tracing out his muscles as they rippled with each movement of his legs.

After what seemed like hours, she broke the kiss, and panted heavily as she tried to catch her breath. Her heart was still pounding frantically, and she gazed at Furrypants in wonder as she tried to process what she had just done. Their bodies were still pressed together tightly, and she could feel his erection pressing hard against her stomach. She opened her mouth, but found herself at a loss for words.

Gentle hooves stroked her back, and a soft voice whispered in her ear. “He’s really something, isn’t he, princess?” came Storm Crow’s voice, as she nestled in close to Twilight’s back. “He has that effect on most does.”

“And mares,” Twilight murmured, relaxing a little as Storm Crow broke the tension between her and Furrypants. She planted a soft kiss on the leg that was draped across her shoulders. “That was wonderful, your majesty…”

“Just Furrypants is fine… Twilight?” At Twilight’s nod, Furrypants smiled and caressed her cheek. “It waswonderful.” He nudged her shoulder and nodded towards Storm Crow. “I think my wife wants some time with you. Go on, I’m not about to vanish.”

Twilight giggled. “Unlike me, you mean?” She leaned forward and kissed Furrypants’s cheek, then rolled onto her right flank to face Storm Crow. A thought suddenly occurred to her, and she pursed her lips nervously. “Hey, uh… it’s okay that I kissed your husband, right? Oh my gosh, I can’t believe I’m even saying that, I would never kiss somepony else’s husband, I’m so sorry, what was I –”

Storm Crow silenced Twilight with a kiss of her own.

Twilight felt Storm Crow’s front legs settle firmly around her shoulders as their lips met. The queen’s scent was not as overpowering as the king’s, and was suggestive of a different sort of power from his, a power born of insight and wisdom, not raw might. It reminded her of the sensation of being around Zecora, with her aura of magic and hidden knowledge.

Storm Crow's lips were gentle but insistent, moving against Twilight's with a quiet intensity. Their eyes never left each other's, and Twilight's heart skipped a beat when she felt one of Storm Crow's hind legs moving between her own. As their bodies twined together, Twilight pressed her tongue against the queen's lips, and was rewarded by feeling them part for her. Her tongue flicked over Storm Crow's teeth inquisitively until she met it with her own.

By the time Storm Crow broke the kiss, Twilight found herself gasping for breath. She rubbed her legs against hers and grinned nervously. "I... guess you don't mind, then?"

Storm Crow laughed merrily, still gazing at Twilight with her bright purple eyes. "You would not be the first lover we shared, Twilight," she murmured, stroking the pony's shoulder with a front hoof, "although there have not been many. And I care little for how Furrypants spends his time on his voyages. He is loyal to me and he obeys me in my castle, and that is all I ask of him."

Furrypants cuddled closer to Twilight, resting his chin on her shoulder. "If my queen hadn't been so fascinated with you, I would have had to beg her to let me court you," he said, chuckling softly. "It would have driven me mad if she had refused, to watch you walk these halls and be forbidden from offering you my bed. But her word is law in this castle."

The reindeer's ways continued to surprise Twilight, and she doubted she would have had the same attitude towards a spouse of her own, but it clearly worked for this couple. "That's... rather beautiful, actually," she said with a touch of wonder in her voice. "I think you are two very lucky reindeer, to have such a strong marriage, and to have each other."

"We are," agreed Storm Crow. She shifted her leg deeper between Twilight's hind legs, and began to move it slowly back and forth. "But we would be even luckier if we had you."

Twilight let out a sharp gasp as she felt Storm Crow's fur brushing against her labia. She bit down hard on her lip, and she squeezed her legs together, trapping the queen's leg between them. "Oh... oh my," was all she managed to get out. Her left wing curled out to its full reach, and she felt her right twitching, straining against the mattress underneath it.

Storm Crow smiled sweetly and looked deep into Twilight's eyes again. "Too much, my little pony?" she asked, her tone playful, but she halted her movements for the moment. Furrypants remained silent, running his hooves sensually over Twilight's back and rump.

Twilight shook her head and slowly drew her legs apart again. "No, it's good... it's so good," she said, managing to catch her breath. "It's so much better than... than..."

"A solo voyage?" suggested Furrypants wickedly. He drew his wide tongue along the underside of her muzzle, while Storm Crow resumed stroking her intimately.

Twilight began to blush brightly through her coat. "Yeah, that," she admitted. She masturbated as much as any mare - so she presumed - but this felt so different, there was simply no comparing the two sensations. She closed her eyes for a moment, relaxing against Furrypants's embrace, moving her legs wider for Storm Crow's attentions.

Storm Crow drew her leg back with tantalizing slowness, and the tips of her fur glistened with moisture. "I think you're ready for my husband now, Twilight," she murmured in her ear. "If this is what you want. It's not too late to say no."

Twilight shook her head. "No! I mean, yes. I mean... I want this." An almost manic laugh escaped her lips. "I want this so badly! You're both so amazing, and I never want this night to end..."

Furrypants placed one front hoof on her right shoulder and the other on her exposed left flank, just above her outstretched wing. He gently guided her hind legs to form a right angle to her body, as if she were standing, and pressed his body closely against hers.

Twilight's chest heaved with short, nervous breaths, and her eyes were beginning to water. Storm Crow looked concerned, but Twilight shook her head. "It's okay, I'm not crying, I'm just excited... and nervous, I guess... is this going to hurt?"

Storm Crow leaned forward and kissed Twilight's lips softly. "Maybe a little, dear princess," she admitted. "My husband has never been called a gentle reindeer. But we will take care of you, that I promise."

"I've never been with a pony before, either, so I don't know how this will turn out," said Furrypants. "But that makes it another learning experience! Are you ready?"

Twilight took a deep breath, then nodded.

Furrypants gripped Twilight's shoulder and flank tightly with his front hooves, and pressed forward with his lower body. She felt his body shifting against hers, and his hard shaft probing along her rump and legs, until it found its way between her labia.

She whinnied at the unexpected rush of pleasure as Furrypants thrust into her, pressing the tight muscles of her passage apart. He moved slowly at first, and she gradually grew accustomed to feeling him inside her, in a place that had been hers alone until this night. She gazed at Storm Crow raptly, tears still welling in her eyes, but her mouth bore an expression of simple delight.

Storm Crow stroked her cheek and neck soothingly. "You're doing well, love," she whispered. "Just relax and enjoy it. You don't need to do anything else." She put a hoof over the one Furrypants had laid on her flank, balancing his forceful might with her gentle patience.

Furrypants gave a deep grunt and tightened his grip on Twilight as he pushed himself deeper into her. He began to breathe more heavily, throwing his full reindeer might into his thrusts. A pale blue light began to shimmer along his antlers, flaring with every thrust.

Twilight let out a cry of pain, and wrapped her front legs tightly around Storm Crow's barrel. "Don't stop!" she whimpered, gazing up at the queen desperately. "Don't let him stop, please, it's so good..."

Storm Crow pressed Twilight's head against her chest, burying her muzzle in her fur. "He won't, I promise," she assured her. She stroked the back of Twilight's head with her hooves, kissing her neck over and over again.

Furrypants pressed his hooves painfully hard into Twilight's shoulder and flank, and was rewarded by a frantic fluttering of her wing. He locked his powerful jaws onto the back of her mane, letting out a lowing cry of possessiveness and lust. He drove himself into her body ever harder, his fur pressing firmly against her rump, his breath coming in hot, rapid gasps against her neck.

Twilight squirmed against the powerful jaws and hooves holding her, and as Furrypants yanked her head roughly from Storm Crow's grasp, a long, drawn-out whinny escaped her lips. Her eyes rolled back in her head and her hips shook violently, her body spasming against the king. She clutched Storm Crow frantically as she whinnied and moaned, and finally collapsed against her with a deep sigh of exhaustion and contentment.

She felt Furrypants thrusting into her for a few more moments before he let out a great grunt and held himself tightly against her for several seconds. His hooves gripped her flanks painfully hard, but she was beyond caring about pain. Soon, she felt him withdrawing from her, and his grip softened, turning to a warm embrace. "Thank you, princess," he whispered in her ear. "Never have I made love to two such incredible creatures."

Storm Crow kissed Twilight's forehead as she settled down into the blankets. "We are beyond honoured to have shared you, Twilight," she murmured.

Twilight tried to think of some way to express her feelings, her gratitude and pleasure and amazement, but nothing seemed right. She merely smiled contentedly to her new lovers as exhaustion dragged into the realm of sweet dreams.

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