"I reject your reality, and substitute my own." -Adam Savage

Hello, I am a human...in Equestria. And I've assumed the persona of "Clay", an unassuming unicorn lodging with two mares in Ponyville.
No, seriously, there's no romance involved.
I don't even know how I got here...or why I got sent to the end of season three. But it's not like there's much for me to go back to. I mean, magic! And...!
Oh, just read the story already. I tried very hard not to fall into any HiE pitfalls.