What The... Hay?

by Kurolothgarian

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Human, Alternate Universe
Length: 608

So, I'm now Nightmare Moon.

(The Rating and/or tags is/are subject to change)
I woke up, and now am Nightmare Moon. The day seems to be going wonderfully! (SARCASM DETECTED)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-30 12:36:35 UTC

Chapter 1

So... I'm Nightmare Moon now.

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I guess it's not too bad. I mean, I didn't panic when I woke up, land on my wings wrong when I flailed about, or blast a hole in the deteriorated castle walls (inner-Caboose says it was Tucker).

…. All right, fine. I did. The thing was, I wasn't expecting anything but waking up in my bed back home and going to read some fan-fictions, but hey, who ever expects it to happen to them (aside from the obvious weirdos. I mean, copper, killing aliens? Seriously)? Let's not forget the fact that I am now a pony, or the fact that I am in the form of a villain in the show. Yes, I like My Little Pony. Generation 4, that is. Maybe Gen 1 too, but that's because most of the villains were actually pretty dangerous. I mean, a centaur that has the power to enslave, control, and warp other living beings, a living ooze that has only one weakness, and a ram with the power to steal magic and has a city that appears for only a day? I wonder if they'll add an altered version of any of the other villains like they did with Tirek? … Shut up, I'm curious, and I can speculate all I want, because most likely I will never see the show again. And so soon after a new season start, too! That reminds me, when in the show is this? Beginning of Season 1, when Nightmare escapes, Beginning of Season 2, when Discord appears and throws everything into chaos? Before Season 1, During the time the real Nightmare is stuck on the moon? During Season 25 when... I don't know, that hasn't happened yet to my perspective! (hmm, wonder if Time Turner or whatever his name is is the Doctor like in the fanon....)

Anyways, I should get out of my rant and look around. Hmm, looks run-down.... Oh, you mean you want me to narrate? (I'm assuming somewhere in the multi-verse these thoughts and musings are being recorded, maybe by a fat neck-bearded guy who lives in his mom's basement, or maybe a lovely model-esque woman who has daddy issues, or maybe another version of me. …. Bleepgargglewhoopwhoopngahallyourbasearebelongtousmppphstairsnooooooolooookieamorecadenza piesquirrelrandomyelling! …. Heh.) I guess, though I don't feel I would be the best at it. Let's see, the walls are... wall-y (except the holey one), the floor is hard, and I feel if someone is reading this, you probably already know what the Castle of the Two Pony Sisters looks like (if you don't, then go find the show and find out). Myself? I look like Nightmare Moon. You know, very black and sharp teeth, and flowing-star mane and tail. Probably the slit-pupil eyes, too, but I can't directly look at- oh, look, I summoned (created?) a mirror. Aaaand it's broken. Great. I really should learn how to control my magic so that something like that wouldn't happen again. Should learn how to use my wings too. But first, I should learn how to do the cloud-form thing, so when Twilight and/or the rest of the Mane Six arrive (Narrative Causality states it will most likely be them, or the CMC) because of the obvious surge of magic that happened when I arrived, or the fact that there was a big boom and a hole appeared in the castle, the worst path won't happen (they attack me), because I could just escape (es-capé). … or....

“hmhmhmwahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!”

Oh, that would be evil... I love it!

… I wonder if Pinkie will go along with it, if she is around.