Jack Plows

Outside in the warm morning sun, I was just pulling my shirt off the clothesline when I saw Fluttershy flapping toward us from over a wooded hill.

"Jack!" she squealed with delight.

"Fluttershy!" I ran to her, and we embraced, kissing.

She looked at me with a pleasantly surprised expression. "What's that taste on your lips...?"

I thought back to where my mouth had recently been. "Uh..."

"Mornin', Fluttershy!" Applejack smiled at her friend. "Jack here has been a huge help. And a perfect gentleman, too," she added, looking off in an utterly dishonest manner.

"Oh, Jack," Fluttershy squeezed me tighter to herself, "I was so worried the timber wolves got to you."

"I made sure he stayed out of trouble," AJ chimed in.

Fluttershy kissed me again, and again, a little longer. "Mmmm." Her eyes glazed over. "I don't know what that is," she whispered into my ear, "but it's got me a little bit...excited."

"I hope you don't mind, but I borrowed your coltfriend for a ruttin' of my own."

I looked at AJ in shock, my jaw open, my heart plunging up to my throat.

"Oh, that's alright, Applejack," Fluttershy smiled at her. "You're such a good friend, I'm glad you two had a chance to bond."

So Discord wasn't kidding about mares not being the jealous type with their men. I suppose that's a fact of life when the mares outnumber the stallions by such a wide margin.

A look of concern crossed Fluttershy's face. "But I thought you were a virgin. Was he good to you?"

"Oh, I'm not no more. And oh, yes, he was." She grinned at me with an intoxicating blend of innocence and wickedness.

"I'm so happy to hear that, AJ. But right now," the little yellow pegasus looked at me meaningfully, "I'm going to need my coltfriend back."

"Well, so long. It was nice to meet you, Jack."

"Likewise," I replied.

Fluttershy squeaked with delight as she led me back toward her cottage.

We didn't make it that far before we stopped for a tryst of our own. I'll tell you that story soon.