Rainbow's day out

by Rainbow Dashez

Rating: teen
Tags: Tragedy, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Other, Spike, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Random, Crossover
Length: 1453

Okay, okay, i know, boring tf2 crossover, blah blah, dont make fun of me. Anyways, basically, Rainbow is sucked into a new world.

read the title, think of a tf2 crossover and feel free to punch me. Rainbow is sucked into a new world while practicing and meets new friends and old friends. Rated T because of language. Meets a few of her friends in the world as well

Published 2015-05-03 18:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-05 00:05:36 UTC

The Scout

The steel doors of a room slid open and a human dressed in red ran out. He grabbed his metal bat and hit a soldier in the head with it. "BONK!" He yelled as he hit a engineer in the head. The scout brought out his pistol and shot a medic five times in the head. "Think fast tough guy!" He threw his baseball into the heavy's skull.

Meanwhile...

"Hey, what's up?" Rainbow Dash said to Applejack. "I'm off of duty today, got anything nice planned?"

"Not today, do you?" Applejack replied with a nice tone.

"No, I am bored today, I will just try to do a stronger rainboom."

"Okay, nice to see you got it all planned out." Applejack said as Rainbow flew off.

~*~

Rainbow had a cone shaped barrier surround her and she bounced off of the ground to make a rainboom outlined with gold. The blast had destroyed a couple of trees, besides that nothing else had happened. Rainbow couldn't be found anywhere, besides a different dimension. She woke up in a room, "Huh? Where am I?" She asked, and an explosion could be heard in the distance that shook the room. A man dressed in blue walked into the red room.

"Ah, I must be pretty drunk, I see a rainbow horse in the red base." The man who was wearing a eye patch said before his head exploded. Rainbow Dash looked at her clothes and noticed she was wearing red clothes. A man dressed in red waved his arm from behind the dead body.

Rainbow noticed what was holding, a scattershot, a pistol, a baseball, and baseball bat. "Huh, that is definitely weird." She said, as a skinny male walked in holding a blue briefcase.

"What the hell are you?" The scout asked.

"What are you?"

"Um, I don't even know where to start with you, I mean, do even know who you are talking to?"

"No, do you know who you are talking to?"

"Basically, kind of a big deal."

"Me too, fastest flyer you will find."

"Grass grows, sun shines, birds fly, and brother, I hurt people."

"You hurt people?"

"I'm a force of nature, if you were from where I was from, you would be fucking dead."

"Don't be to sure about that."

"You are on our team?"

"I guess, what team is that?"

"Red team, so get out there!"

"What?"

"Get the briefcase!"

"Okay, I guess."

"Go go go!"

Then, Rainbow bolted out of the room, flying to the other base. "You want some? Come and get some!" She yelled and shot a pyro. "Woo! This feels great!" She dashed into the her base and killed a spy on the way. "Amazing!"A pink pony poked her head through a wall, wearing a gas mask and had a flamethrower.

She saw Rainbow, "MMMHPH!" She screamed, for some reason, Dash could understand her. -Hi Rainbow Dash!-

"Pinkie!? How did you get here!? Oh, wait, you are Pinkie Pie..."

"Mmph!" -What do you mean?-

"Oh nothing."

"Mmmm!" -Okay then!-

Rainbow rolled her eyes, "Can you cover me?" Pinkie nodded, "Thanks, Pinkie!"

"Mmm!" -No problem, Dash!-

~*~

"Good work!" The scout said.

"Good job, little pony." The heavy said kind of blandly.

"No problem, call next time." Rainbow said gratefully and the heavy ate a sandwich, "Can I have some?"

"Only heavy can have sandvich." The heavy said threateningly.

"Ok..?"

"Ah pony?" The medic said curiously. "I vuant to dissect you."

"THE ENEMY HAS TAKEN OUR INTELLIGENCE!" A loud voice boomed.

"Vwhat? I thought Scout was guarding it." The medic said.

"Yeah you wish, I just captured theirs, you idiot." The scout replied to the statement.

"INTRUDER ALERT! BLU SPY IN THE BASE!" The voice boomed.

"Maggots! Get moving!" The soldier yelled.

"Lets go, lets go, lets go!" The scout yelled and he ran down the stairs to the intelligence.

"Relax, what can a spy really do?" Rainbow said pretty calmly.

Rarity walked into the room, "Getlemares." Rarity said, "Oh, what are you doing here Dash?"

"I don't know, I must have brought you all here, oops."

"Shut up, and get the hell down there!" The scout yelled.

"INCOMING!" A heavy yelled, running towards the door.

Rainbow yelled, "No no no no!" The heavy crashed into the door, breaking it.

Twilight walked into the room, "Hey there, the intelligence is still here?" Twilight was wearing sunglasses and a hat.

"Yeah it is." The scout said.

A spy came into the room carrying a sniper, "Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a blue spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem." He said putting the sniper on the table.

"Ooh, big problem, I've killed plenty of spies, they are a dozen backstabbing scumbags, like you! no offense." The scout said, picking up the knife in the sniper and cutting himself.

Rarity chuckled, "Who is he?"

"We do not know, he can be any one of us, he can be you, he can be me, he can even be-" The spy's voice was cut off by his head exploding.

"What!? It was obvious! He is the blue spy! See, he will turn blue any second now." The soldier said in a booming voice.

Behind them, Twilight was walking up and turned into a blue spy. "So who the hell is he!?" The scout yelled angrily.

"Right behind you." The blue spy said stabbing the heavy and soldier in the backs. The others ran upstairs and killed the spy.

The Bread Part 1

The medic and the engineer were sitting next to a teleporter. "How long is zis going to take?" The medic asked.

"Well, hopefully not too much longer." The engineer replied as bread came through the teleporter.

"It seems normal." The medic ripped open the bread to see green ooze coming out of it. "That is odd."

The scout came out of a van. "Hey, what you two eggheads been working on?" The scout threw them the keys but they didn't catch. "Nice catch?"

"Yeah, what's the news?" Rainbow asked, "As if scout already didn't have a crush on Ms. Polly." She chuckled.

The scout tried to grab her wings but she dodged. "Well, we have been running some experiments on the teleporter, you might want to take a look at this." The engineer said as bread teleported into the teleporter.

"Wow, you can teleport bread, that is big news, is the demo back with the beer yet?" The scout asked but screamed as the bread was ripped open by the medic. "What the hell is that!?"

The medic shrugged, "Tumors."

"Well, if there was anything you wanted to do before, you know you died, now would be a good time to do it." The engineer said with worry.

"How long until these tumors kill us?" The spy asked in the darkness.

The medic started doing math, "3 days, we all have 3 days to live!"

The demoman appeared in the teleporter with beer and had sunglasses and a sombrero on, "Whoo!" He yelled, "What?"

~+~

70 HOURS UNTIL DEATH...

"This is a bucket." The spy said.

"Dear god." The soldier said.

"There is more."

"No..."

"This bucket contains the dying wish of everyone here." The spy said, "We have 3 days to live, for most men no time at all, but we are not most men, we are mercenaries! So we shall begin. Our first dying wish is Rainbow's! She has drawn a picture of me being kicked by her and my organs are spilling out." The spy said seriously, "Scout has drawn a picture of me being hit by a car. Did anyone else here put a wish in!?"

"You did not read mine!" The soldier yelled.

"Does it say you want the bucket?"

"Yes."

The spy pushed the bucket to Soldier and he took it. "See you all in hell."

~*~

52 HOURS UNTIL DEATH...

There was a knock on Spy's door, "Go away." Spy yelled.

"Um, yeah, sorry about earlier." Rainbow Dash said.

"Ah Rainbow, go fuck yourself."

"I really am sorry."

Spy smashed the door into Rainbow's face, "Go!"

"Spy! I'm trying to tell you I am sorry." Spy let go of the door.

"Make it quick."

"I actually do have a dying wish. I want to make sure Scout goes on a date with Ms. Polly."

"Really? Scout is terrible with girls."

"He is not good with ladies, you know the fancy kind, like Rarity."

"And why is that? Do you think? A mystery we will take to our graves."

"Okay Spy, you are better than me."

"I will do it."

"Really?"

"Now say that again." A microphone came from the desk.