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My name is John Ponyfan, and I am a fan of My Little Pony. I am a straight A student (other then Englihs). What you are about to read is the record of the horrifying events that transpired over 3 horrifying days.
Day 1
My days usually start with a nice round of watching My Little Pony and discussing My Little Pony with my fellow Ponybros on the internet. I sometimes get tired of the trolls and newbs so I log off and watch more My Little Pony before I head off to my job at "Popular Topic". I don't want to brag but I'm kinda a big deal in the popular culture scene around here, so naturally I would work at the center of the popular Culture.
So on my way to Popular Topic I decided to check out the "Strange and Unusual Things" district, because strange and unusual things or kinda my hobby.
I looked around for a while, but I didn't see anything especially unique, so I was about to head off to work. That's when he called out to me!
"You! You the amazingly dressed and handsome and totally perfect for that hot redhead in your math class, come over here!" Said a strange old man and that is absolutely the exact wording he used.
So being a cool nice guy I decided to humor him.
"What ya got for me pops?" I asked.
What sat before me was nothing short of amazing!
"IS THAT???????" I asked with excitement!!!
"Why yes it is! I saw your amazing t-shirt, and knew this would be perfect for you!"
Also i was wearing a really cool Pinkie Pie polo shirt.
So anyway it was a flash drive shaped like Pinkie Pie! She's my favorite pony!
"I'LL TAKE IT1" I said excitedly and after I gave him the 200 dollars I headed to work. Man my coworkers were SO jealous.
That night I headed home after a few dates and I figured I would load the flash drive up with my favorite Pinkie Pie clo....pictures.
I plugged it into my computer and I heard a loud buzzing sound.
I went into full "KILL THE BEE" mode because I'm terrified of bees, but it was just my computer.
So I opened the flash drive and to my shock and terror it had a file in it! BUT NOT JUST ANY FILE IT WAS CALLED "Pinkie_Crazy.png"!
So i was really excited to see what this picture could be, but I was shocked and terrified at what I found!
OH MAN WHAT IS THAT so I went to sleep.
I had a dream that night.
I WAS IN PONYVILLE OH MAN MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!
I prepared for the "fun" that I was going to have here, but I noticed that I couldn't find any ponies!
"HELLO? IT'S ME JOHN PONYFAN!" I announced because i assumed they knew me here.
"teehee!"
i heard a strange teehee.
"Hello?"
"Teehee!"
That teehee again!
I ran around town and the teehee kept getting louder!
So I kept running and than I saw it! SUGARCUBE CORNER! I had to check and see if my waifu was home (It's ok all the cool people around here use the word waifu).
I walked on in, and I heard the teeheeing.
"Pinkie?" I asked was a smile and also terror.
"Up here in the bedroom sillybilly!" Said the sweet voice of Pinkie Pie.
I ran with much gusto to her room, but I was met with shock and terror!
"PINKIE WHY IS THIS ROOM RED AND WHY IS YOUR HAIR STRAIGHT?"! I asked in terror.
"Hiya! It's time to get cooking!" She said with a grin that was terrifying but also kinda alluring.
So I decided to take my chances.
That's when Pinkie's second mouth opened.
"IT'S TIIIIIIME TO GET COOOKING!" She said in a much deeper and not at all sexy voice!
I tried to run, but tentacles flew out of her mouth and grabbed me.
"NO PINKIE PLEASE I LOV-" And I was sucked into her terrifying second mouth full of teeth and tentacles (and no I'm not into that).
And after that I woke up.
DAY 2
I awoke in shock and terror and checked the flash drive.
A new image
Well after crying for a few minutes I WAS ALMOST LATE FOR WORK so I ran to work.
After I got to work my buddy Coolio (we call him that cuz he's such a cool guy) asked about the huge bite mark on my neck. I had been in a hurry so I hadn't had a chance to do my neck inspection today.
Well I was flabbergasted and i called in sick after an hour and ran home. Sure enough part of my neck was missing!
"PINKIE PIE!" I screamed as I decided to go to bed.
And yep another dream.
This time I was a dinosaur but that was an unrelated dream so after that I was back in ponyville.
"Hey stranger!" Said Applejack!
"Oh, hi background pony!" I said with a giggle because I was so clever.
"I've never seen anything like YOU before!" said Twilight Sparkle.
"Howdy!" Said background pony (lol).
And also Rarity said something I don't know she's worst pony anyway >:(
"teehee!" Said the surrounding area.
"Aw no, it's PINKIE!" Said Applejack.
I got really nervous and excited when she said that.
"What's wrong with pinkie?" i asked, still hoping to meet her.
"She's been in an AWFUL mood lately!" She responded.
"Yeah, I think she needs a cool dude to tame her wild ways!" Said Twilight Sparkle.
My day had finally come!
I headed straight to Sugarcube Corner
"PINKIE! I HAVE COME TO WIN YOUR HEART!" I said in a really cool way.
Pinkie looked at me really sad.
"I wish it was that easy, but it's still not time." She said.
And her face split open and jagged bones shot out of it.
"YOUR RECKONING IS NOT YET AT HAND!" She said in that voice.
My head exploded when the bones made contact.
I woke up and changed my pants and sheets and headed back to work the next day.
DAY 3!!!!!!!!!!!
So while at work Coolio commented on the fact that my head was bleeding and my brain was exposed.
That was all I needed to take another sick day.
Well I decided to look up some new pony "pictures" when i remembered the flash drive.
A new picture
And at that moment I passed out from blood loss.
AND THUS I DREAMED!
I was standing in a dark red room. IT WAS PINKIES ROOM OH MAN!
"Teehee" she said.
"THE TIME HAS COME!" She said in that voice.
"I'm ready Pinkie" I said bravely with a single tear.
The room exploded.
I never woke up at my computer.
I awoke in a hospital....a pony hospital.
"What's going on?" I asked the pony doctor.
"It looks like you had a fall but you're ok now because she brought you here and stayed with you"
Pinkie Pie was sitting next to my bed.
"Pinkie...what's going on?" I asked.
"Hello John! I knew it had to be you! I felt it! I brought you here. It's a known fact that humans can't live in Equestria and the human world at the same time, so I had to take drastic measures. I sent a summoning emblem to your world. I knew you'd buy the flash drive because you're so smart and handsome and obviously the best match for me! I had to use those nasty dreams to destroy your human body...sorry about that." She answered erotically.
At that moment I noticed something...I was a Pony! And not just ANYPONY...I am an ALICORN!
So here I am in Equestria typing this on the pony to human computer device.
Me and Pinkie got married, and have 2 daughters. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy.
Well it's time for this pony to sign off...i have a kingdom to run.
THE END!
