What Do You Do With a Sexy Xenomorph Early In the Morning?

Celestia awoke at the exact moment of dawn feeling pleasantly sore and sticky, noticing that her normally billowing and tri-colored hair was stuck to the floor, encased in a frankly ridiculous amount of what looked and smelled like hardened semen. The nude diarch of Equestria lounged for a moment, taking care to raise the sun exactly on time, just as she had for over two thousand years. She then relaxed back into the strong, warm frame surrounding her, luxuriating in the feel of those wonderful breasts squishing against her wings. Celestia moaned quietly, the aftereffects of Vex’s aphrodisiacs still leaving her with a state of mild arousal. She sank back into her lover’s arms, idly stroking Vex’s strong, muscular tail. As it just so happened, the tail had shifted during the night, the very tip of it coming between her breasts.

Celestia poked the lethal looking segment of tail with a finger, stroking it and marvelling in its smooth glossiness. The tail twitched, blades extending slowly from slots in the sides. Celestia went partially rigid in surprise, until she noticed that the tip of the tail was oozing some kind of fluid from its tip. Curious fingers scooped a tiny droplet of fluid from the opening in the tail, bringing them to luscious, ruby lips for a taste. Celestia pulled a face, whatever it was, it was very salty and, she could tell, not good for much other than lubricant. Still, Celestia was also a mare of science, and she still had a few hours to kill before Dary Court opened. Her fingers probed around the tail’s opening, smearing more and more lubricant around its surface. As she did this, she noticed that the blades had retracted, and that the tail itself seemed to be pulsing, tiny bulges now evident near the base of the tail. After a few more minutes of fondling the curiously shaped tail segment, it opened up, plates of armor separating along different lines and letting a fleshy tube squeeze free, the opening of which twitched and flared, the whole thing writhing from where it sat not six inches from Celestia’s face.

Celestia had, at this point, began masturbating unconsciously, the lubricant working its effects on her system and filling her with an intense urge for sexual gratification. After idly watching the tube twitch and contract for a few minutes, she finally relented and gave it a long, slow lick, instantly bringing about a change in behavior as a round, black thing shot out of the tube and nearly into her mouth, falling to the floor a few feet away. Behind her, Vex let out an audible groan of relief, hands coming around to grope at Celestia’s magnificent mammaries.

A throaty chuckle sounded out from behind her, the hands fondling and squeezing her nipples with abandon. “You could have just shaken me awake, you know,” Vex giggled, ceasing her ministrations for the moment. Then she noticed the sheer amount of semen staining the floor around them, sticking them to the floor. “Oh man, did I do this last night? I must have been more pent up than I thought…”

Celestia sat up with effort, magic burning away at the semen so that she wouldn’t have to explain exactly why some of her fur was missing. The last time was mortifying enough, thank you very much. “You mean to say that you don’t normally produce this much semen? I suppose I can only be thankful for that.”

Vex sat up with enviable ease, her skin and armor were naturally stick-proof to most substances. The xenomorph queen stretched languidly, showing off her curves in quite possibly the most erotic display ever shown to the diarch of Equestria. Celestia’s pulse began racing, but she fought down her urge to tackle the sexy being and ravish her until the sun rose again. She had business to get to, business that had long been put off.

Celestia thanked the fact that she’d locked the door last night. If anyone had come in during the night it would have most likely ended extremely poorly for the both of them. “Back to what we started last night… what exactly are you? In all my years as ruler of Equestria, I’ve never seen any being with your… unique attributes.”

Vex shrugged and stood, brushing off flakes of dried semen and helping Celestia to her hooves. “I’m what you might call a Xenomorph, a queen to be exact. I’m the first and only one of my species on the planet.”

“Xenomorph?” Celestia rolled the strange word in her mouth, trying to get a feel for it.

“Yeah, Xenomorphs. Normally just alien parasites with a startling tendency to murder and eat living beings for hosts, well… me and my future progeny are a lot better than those fuckers. I’m also a lot sexier too.” Vex shrugged, unaware of the mistake she’d made.

Celestia drew back, now suspicious of the being she’d spent the night with. “Parasites? Are you one too?” She readied a spell to restrain Vex, should the alien being be suddenly hostile.

Vex held both hands up in surrender, frantically backpedaling, “No, no! I swear, I’m not like those other Xenomorphs! I wasn’t even made like they are! And I’m pretty sure that they don’t exist in this universe!”

Celestia arched an eyebrow, intrigued by the new information. “And how were you made?... And what did you mean this universe?”

“Er… uh… it’s a long story?” Vex looked uneasily to both sides, shrugging helplessly.

Celestia’s eyebrow arched further as her gaze narrowed. “Tell me,” she commanded.

Vex sighed and slumped against a wall.

“Okay, but keep in mind that this isn’t exactly a perfect retelling…”

Luna strode through the halls of Canterlot castle with a determined look upon her face. Though the lunar deity would normally be in bed by now, she knew that her sister would never miss an opportunity to say good morning to her. This in mind, she also knew that the guardsmen had captured what appeared to be a heavily mutated changeling.

Luna had no real animosity towards changelings–she’d somehow managed to sleep through the invasion, after all– beyond a sort of mistrust brought about by the sabotage of Cadence’s wedding and the general fact that shapeshifters were horrible for security purposes. Still, for her sister to stay with the creature all night…

Luna worried for Celestia’s safety.

With a deep, bracing breath, Luna pushed open the door to the dungeons and strode over to the only locked interrogation room, ignoring the cobwebs that dusted the corners of the long unused dungeons. And with a quiet flourish, she unlocked the door with her spare key and flung open the door, and stormed in, ready to defend or avenge her sister.

And then she noticed the two naked figures conversing in a puddle of dried semen.

“What.”

The creature–and she could see how it, no, she, could have been mistaken for a changeling– and her sister turned towards her, Celestia with a startled expression, the other one with an expression of mild amusement.

“Luna! I, uhm, I didn’t expect to see you in here!” Celestia stuttered, a heavy blush forming across her face as she realized her current situation. “I-uh, this… this isn’t what it looks like?”

Luna deadpanned, “So thou hath not performed some manner of debauchery with yon changeling-esque being?”

Celestia blushed and Vex chuckled, sneaking in a quick grope at Celestia’s rear. “O-oh, well… w-when you put it like that…”

Vex decided to end her suffering with a quiet chuckle that sent delicious jiggles through her frame. “Your sister here was just educating me on the finer points of Equestria. I believe she mentioned something about a wedding that took place recently?”

Luna kept her eyes averted, trying to keep her mind off of her sister’s naked breasts. Then she averted her eyes to the ceiling, unintentionally catching an eyeful of Vex’s lush and salacious body. "Yes, there was a wedding recently that was overrun by changelings— the queen of whom had replaced the bride and had hypnotized the groom."

Vex pulled a face, "I can honestly see why people would call me a changeling right now. Barring my crest and tail, I do look a lot like a skimpier, flightless changeling." She motioned over her body, drawing appreciative looks from Celestia and a truly impressive blush from Luna. Vex coughed suddenly, drawing alarmed looks from both Princesses. “Hey, uh… you got any water? I haven’t had a clean drink in a few days.”

“Of course, of course! Though um… Lulu, could you bring us some clothing?” Celestia blushed, not at the fact that she was naked, but more at the fact that she’d somehow managed to completely forget that she was naked.

Luna blushed once more and rushed out of the room, flustered once again by her sister’s nudity… and Vex’s too, but Vex wasn’t her sister. “O-of course, sister! I shall return shortly!”