The Sonic Rainsex

by Leonardo Dicloprio

Rating: teen
Tags: Tragedy, Random, Comedy
Length: 455

The intense, accidental intercoarse of Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash

This is a story about Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle going to fast, and it has crazy consequenses!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-15 02:33:36 UTC

It happens

                                         The Sonic Rainsex

Rainbow Dash woke up in her bright cloud bed. She sat up and smiled. Today was going to be a fun, happy day, and she was going to be the cause of it. She stretched her wings and floated over to the shower. While she was washing, she began to wonder how she could make today wonderful. She had found herself growing bored of her usual life. Just weather, hanging out with friends every now and then, she had even gotten tired of the occasional saving of a pony in peril. Whether she was praised for it or not. So today she was going to do something BIG, something Awesome.

Rainbow Dash opened her door and saw Twilight Sparkle standing at her door.

"AH!," Rainbow Dash screamed, suprised to see Twilight in Cloudsdale and at her door.

"Gooooood morning Rainbow Dash!," Twilight said. She had already been up for a while with her normal early morning schedual.

"Twilight what are you doing here? How are you?..." It was then that she noticed that Twlight had some beautiful purple wings. Rainbow hadn't even noticed them due to the fact that she was still rather tired.

"I made them myself! I woke up this morning and thought, I want to do something special today! It had been so long since I had made those pair of wings for Rarity, that I thought that I would make some for myself!," she smiled to herself.

"WOW," Rainbow Dash exclaimed, "doesn't that make you an alicorn?"

"Well yes but so was Rarity."

"Oh...I guess your right," she thought for a moment, "I hadn't even thought about that, I was so damn nervous about doing the sonic rainboom that..." Dash was struck with an idea. "THATS IT!"

"What's it?," asked Twilight, hovering back as to not have Dash scream in her face again.

"I also wanted to do something special today! Something to make the whole town smile and cheer my name!"

"Well wha-"

"A SONIC RAINBOOM!," she yelled, drawing the attention of everyone around her who were already doing early work.

Rainbow Dash and Twilight went inside Dash's house and discussed how she would perform.

        They both had a plan. Twilight had decided earlier that she had wanted to be launched into the air by the same contraption that Rainbow Dash had been launched out of when Apple Jack was to tired to work the farm by herself.

"Here's an even better idea," Rainbow Dash yelled, "What if we met halfway somewhere and high-fived!"

It had taken quite some convincing and also some math and graphing to help Twilight decide that this was physically possible. They had planned it out all so carefully.