Call of Duty Black Ops - Ember

The Bird has a meaning!

It was dark and late here in Equestria. After all that fucking shit with the numbers and mind controlling and mindfucking and whatever is going on here I needed some space. I worked for the Equestrian government now. On my free time I mostly killed people on a bar or on a hotel or played a sniper on a roof. And if I worked I killed the bad guys on the battlefield. I still ask myself if this has all something to do with the brainwashing or if its really real here. One part of me hoped it wont but the other part of me wanted it to be real. I mean if I really go back one day, how shall I explain my time where I disappeared? I mean how shall I explain that my son. "Hey David, sorry if I was gone but I was on a world full of collared speaking ponies which are able to use magic and they had a secret organisation which are controlling the pentagon too." Not even a guy on drugs would believe this shit but whatever I mean I am Alex Mason I got brainwashed, I see numbers in front of me, I can hear voices, I thought for 5 years that Victor Reznov is still with me and the truth is, he wasn't. Interesting live story. I don't even care, I gave a fuck, I mean I am fucking on a planet with fucking ponies and my son is in the hands of a crazy terrorist who tries to create the greatest collapse on earth. A lot of time has gone and I didn't came forward. I couldn't find this Woodentoaster or Glaze or however his name was. I entered a bar. The ponies looked like ... I don't care. I give a fuck what these fucking creatures think about me. And if someone or better somepony has a problem with me he can taste one of my bullets and yes I am really pissed right now. No the truth was, I was sad. Sad about that I failed again. Hudson was right. Maybe I am to old for the army. I am not really that old but ... I don't know. Right in front of me there stood a pony who cleaned one of the glass.

"Something strong please."

"Uh ok sir." said the pony.

"Hey Mason."

"HUDSON? HOW? ... HOW DID YOU GET HERE? YOU SURIVED?"

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"Sir ehm ... what is going on with this creature?" said a pony next to him believing it was Hudson.

"Hudson, is David all right?"

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"Can somepony explain me what the hell is going on with the human?"

"Hudson? ... AAAARGh Damn I only hear these fucking numbers! God these headaches." I opened my eyes again and I saw a earth pony sitting in front of me.

"Sorry, I thought ... I am ..."

"I think you shouldn't drink something sir." said the barkeeper.

"Give me something. I will pay for this."

"No sir, you need an doctor no alcohol."

I hit with my fist on the table and said: "If you don't give me something I´ll .... GOOOOOOOD!" I went outside. I stood on a river. I saw myself in the water and suddenly I heard a noise again. Not the numbers but this time a voice.

"Alex."

"Who is there?" I asked.

"It´s me. Your best friend."

"I can´t remember that I ever had one."

"I know everything what you doing. I know your next move. Your next step to catch me. I know everything about your past, the present and your future. I know what will happen to you and to your cute son David. I love this boy, if he were here I would cuddle him and after that I would rope out every single bone of his body."

"You are crazy. My son would kick your fucking ugly ass. Come on if you really that strong and powerful show me. Show me who you really are you fucking lazy scared piece of shit of a pony."

"I am here Alex, right now. I can see you from the position I am right now. We already met us this evening and you ignored me. That's a shame. You are SOG and a CIA agent and you missed your target. What a shame. I am watching your right now. But you cant see me."

"Oh you are hiding like a pussy?"

"I know what will happen to your world! You want to know why everything is going worse and worse? Because I control the future. I can control everything. The future here and the future on your home world. I know what will happen next. I can see your cities burning. The wars will be escalated. I will release things like Discord, Nightmare Moon and so one and so one again. Equestria will fall in the darkness again, your race will die. We, the ponies are already existed long before your primitive race called human crawled out of the mud. You cant ignore me forever Alex. I am a part of you now. I control you, your son, and everyone here in Equestria and on Earth. Your wife died after David was born. The doctors never found the reason for her dead and do you know why?"

"... NO YOU HAVEN´T!"

"Yes it was me. Because I tried to kill your wife before she could born your son."

"YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!"

"Are you mad Alex? HAHAHHAHAHA!"

"No I don't understand you."

"Why?"

"You are laughing about yourself. Ok that's understandable. But I don't know why you so proud of yourself."

"What do you mean?"

"If you really that strong, I ask myself, why didn't you avoid David´s birth, why have you failed to manipulate Woods to kill me. You controlled Menendez and Hudson to manipulate Woods to kill me but he hasn't done it. You couldn't stop me, to stop NOVA 6 and you couldn't stop me to kill Dragovich, Grafchenko and Steiner. Your project to destroy the Unite States failed. To stop me, failed. To save Dragovich and Steiner, failed. To kill my son, failed. You failed all the time. You reached nothing and now, I will find you and I will kick your ass to this stupid damn place where you come from."

"You won the war against your enemies. You fought against other humans, but you cant win a fight against an Alicorn."

"Somepony told me that you are an Unicorn?"

"He is wrong...."

"Hello Sir." said a very beautiful female voice.

"Huh? What? Ouh ehm hello? Do I know you?" I asked. In front of me there stood a dam colored ... Alicorn with a red mane and a hart with fire as her cutie mark. OK I didn't expect that.

"Hello, who are you?" I asked.

"I am Akira and you must be the human being right?" she asked blinking with her eyes.

"Yes, that's true? Can I help you because I have to work..." she interrupt me.

"Oh I thought maybe ... you and me want to go to drink something?"

"OK? And why? Because of reasons?"

"Hihihi of course no, I spectating you a long time and I heard that you are a soldier too. I love strong and brave colts." she said with her seductive voice.

"OK? But why is an Alicorn or a princess like you on a party like this I mean..."

"I am not a princess. Yes I am an Alicorn but that's all. Come on please I want to know more about you please please please." she said behind her there stood 3 other ponies an earth pony an unicorn and a Pegasus giggling.

"OK NEVER MIND HOWEVER!"

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!" suddenly her horn started to glow and suddenly we sat on a bar.

"WHAT ... THE ... FUCK ... HAPPENED ... TO ... ME?"

"I teleported us?"

"AHA? Cool, really, we shouldn't to this more often."

"Oh I like it."

"Cool, I don't like it."

"OK Alex Mason, tell me more about you. How are you? Have you any friends here? Do you have friends on earth? Are you in danger sometimes? Do you have a marefriend? Why are you here? How did you get here?"

This damn mare sounded like Hudson as he asked me for the meaning of the numbers. OVER HOURS!

"Sorry, but I am not the guy who like it to talk about his past."

"Please come on, I will tell you everything about me."

"OK never mind. Ok I am Alex Mason, hehehe what a surprise. I come from the planet Earth and lived in Alaska. My wife died for over 10 years ago. I have a boy, my son David Mason. I am really proud of him. And your question how I get here, I don't know it. The last thing what I can remember is that a guy called Menendez hit my head with something after that, my best friend Woods shot me in my leg because he thought I am Menendez. But thank goodness he shot like shit and missed. He thinks I am dead but I am not and now I sit here and try to find a way back home ... before it is going worse."

"Oh, I haven't known that it is that bad."

"What is your story?" I asked.

"Oh ok first I am Akira and I live in Canterlot. The most time I spend in Ponyville because all these ... ponies in Canterlot ... nah I don't know they are weird and as you can see I am an Alicorn."

"OH nice ok, and which meaning has your cutie mark?"

"Oh ehm ... yes ... this one ... ehm .... yes it is a bit complicated ehm ... yes eeeeeeh...."

"Come on I told you everything about me too."

"Ok Alex, the truth is ehm .... I .... I like it to ... flirt with other colts and no that doesn't mean I like it to play with their feelings but ... I don't know I love the near, the warm feeling, if you have a partner, that's something beautiful."

"I know what you mean Akira. By the way, Akira ... that's a very beautiful name."

"Yes really? You like it?"

"Yes, that's much better than Alex."

"No, I like that name."

"Thanks."

"So ... where do you life?"

"I live at Night Lights and Velvets house."

"Oh ... they are a couple right?"

"Yes, that's true. She is pregnant."

"Oh? OK? Hope you haven't heart it."

"Heard what?"

"How they ... made it heheheh."

"Oh my god."

"Hey, do you want to visit me?"

"When?"

"Right now?"

"WHAT? NO?"

"Why not, come on please. You denied an invitation of a princess?"

"I thought you are not a princess?"

"Damn you got me. Come on please, I don't have much visit."

"Ok never mind."

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! I only say my girls good bye than I am coming." After that we were on the way to her house. I had to agree I was exited to see what awaits me there but she was fine.