Chapter 2: Meeting the newcomer

I tilted my head. The strangely figured one, was... well... strange. It had two, different antlers, one lion paw, one eagle talon, one bat wing, one pegasus wing, one lizard leg, one deer leg, one long tooth, a head of a grey horse, I think, and the mane of a donkey. The first thought came to me very clear... What.The.Hell. What the actual hell is this guy? Well anyway, the other figure, was an alicorn, a deep blue one with a moon cutie mark. Her mane was a little strange, but it was flowing, and, wait, sparkling? Seriously what the hell, how the hell is it sparkly? I swear I might have some side affects from that forest.

The alicorn looked at me and smiled, and she yelled loudly, "WELCOME THY CITIZEN!!!" I covered my ears, that was so friggen loud! She face hoofed, "Sorry, we are not yet accustomed to thy usual language of speech." I tilted my head

"Let me translate you demon, she is not used to talking normally, so please excuse her for her yelling and weird talking." The weird one said all this casually... wait were they drinking tea? The weird one snapped and had a pie with a bomb in i- WAIT THERE'S A BOMB!? "Would you like to have some pie? it surely is a blast.

"THERE'S A FRIGGEN BOMB AND YOU'RE MAKING PUNS?!" I yelled, while the alicorn was making a facehoof.

"Discord, please stop with thy shenanigans," said the alicorn. She took a sip of tea while, I assume, Discord is rolling in the air laughing.

"Oh Luna, learn to take a joooke, it's all in good fun!" Said Discord. He threw the pie in the air and it turned into... dynamite?

Luna rolled her eyes, "We would take it, but thy jokes had always, exploded on us." She sipped her tea again as I am trying to figure out what the hell is going on.

"Ok, you two please just, shut up for a moment, I'm trying to-" I was interrupted as I was seated by a... giant candle? What the hell is going on!?

"Oh, don't mind us, we are talking about me," said Discord. He drank glass then threw the tea itself away, when it landed it exploded into cake. Luna rolled her eyes again.

"Sorry for our guess being trouble, We did not want him here," said the blue alicorn, casually sipping her tea. "We shall, how you say, 'fill you in'."

"Um, the only answers I need right now is, why am I here?" I asked, drinking, then spitting out the 'tea', for it tasted like chalk. Luna did the same, we both glared at the laughing Discord.

"well, we are not sure, and Discord, be a gentle colt and get out, NOW!" As Luna said this, Discord was wiping away chocolate milky tears, alright i am getting tired of this crap, why the hell is this happening? "Now, to answer hty's question about being here, we know about your journey, but thy might have to wait, our sister is in the Crystal Empire, so you will have to wait for maybe, 5-6 weeks." She sipped her tea, I had questions, Discord i- wait, what the hell?

"Well demon, it's good to mess with you, but ta-ta!" As Discord says this, an anvil is floating him away, what the actual hell is wrong with that guy?

"Okay, um, Luna is it? I dunno what you mean because I wi-- " I was cut off by a bright flash of light.

"Is he waking up?" The voice wasn't known to me, I cracked my eye open, to the point no one could know i was awake.

"I dunno, but his wings they look... bat-like." said another, almost inaudible, unknown voice.

"OH OH, I bet it's because he's like a super-mini-teeny-dragon-pony!!!" said another, excited voice. I bet this mare is had ten cups of coffee

"Ah don't know sugar cube, he seems like he's more pony to me." This voice was southern... where the hell am I?

"I don't think so Applejack, he has... scales?" I felt a poke and I tried to ignore it.

"HEY BUDDY WAKE THE BUCK UP!!!" That voice made me yelp, jump, hit the ceiling, and knock me out cold.

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I woke up, rubbing my head and I'm in a... tree? I look around at the bookshelves, oh my Haigia how many books are there? I quietly got up and looked around again, no one's here, good. I quietly crept to the door when I felt something hit me in the back of the head.

I woke up shortly. There was a purple blur, but it cleared up. The blur turned out to be a purple alicorn.

"OH MY GOSH I AM SO SORRY I PANICKED AND I JUST DID THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MY MIND AND I SERIOUSLY DIDN'T MEAN TO KNOCK YOU OUT AGAIN!!!" The voice made me have a headache, it sounded like it was right in my ear.

"It's ok, but don't shout in my ear please?" I said, hoping that this alicorn will calm down. "I know you didn't mean to," I smiled a little, maybe she'll calm down after that, but, she was pacing in a circle when I was talking.

"Oh how am I gonna make it up to him, it's not like he'll forgive me right off the bat." I rolled my eyes, and got up.

"Look, I'm fine, see? Now please calm down." She stopped and sighed with relief.

"I am so sorry, I didn't mean to knock you out again, you were sort of..." she trailed off

"Scary?" I said

"Yes." She admitted, looking down.

"Don't worry, I figured that would happen." I smiled, she sheepishly smiled, and the door busted open, making me fly towards the books.

"OH OH IS HE AWAKE YET IS HE AWAKE YET!?" A very loud, excited, and quick voiced asked.

"Yes, I am very much awake, and hurt." I got up from the books, and looked at the overly excited mare. She was pink with a darker pink mane.

"Oopsy, sorry, my name's Pinkie Pie, and I have a party for you!" She pulled me, and I pop up in a room filled with confettu, cake, games. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?

"Ok, um, as much as I like parties, I don't have time to-" I was cut off as the pink mare stuffed a cupcake in my mouth.

"Welcome to your 'Welcome to Ponyville' party!" Said the mare who I now think is insane.

"No no, um, Pinkie, I can't party right now, bye." I said, hastily and walked out.

"Okie-dokie-lokie, man, what a party-pooper right?"

I had no idea who the hell she was talking to, but then my stomache grumbled. I realized that I was starving, I headed out of the town and saw a farm called, 'Sweet Apple Acres'. I walked over and saw an orange mare heading my way with a cart.

"Howdy there newcomer, want a- oh well look at that! You woke up didn't ya?" I realized who's voice that was.

"Would you happen to be Applejack?" I asked, knowing the answer

"Well aren't you a smart little critter." She said with a smile.

"Well, depends, so, how much are the apples?" I asked, licking my lips.

"5 bits per apple." She said, as I handed her 5 drachmas. "Um, sir, yer money aint bits," she said, looking a little annoyed.

"Oh, wait, not 5 drachmas?" She shook her head. I sighed, "Sorry," I said as i took my money back, my stomache grumbled.

"Since yer new here, here's an apple," she said, giving me one apple. I smiled and took it, eating it instantly.

"Thanks, I'll get the um, bits for you." I said, waving, and walking back to Ponyville. As I did I saw a rainbow streak through the air, doing loop-de-loops along the way. I squinted my eyes and saw that it was a pony in the air. She was doing tricks that actually impressed me. The mare saw me and started fly towards me. She landed right in front of me, with a smirk

"So, you're the weirdo around town huh?" I blinked a few times.

"Um, I guess so?" I had no idea what I was getting myself into.

"Alright, you, me, race, now." Said the cyan blue pegasus.

"How about some other time, I a-" I was cut off by her voice

"You chicken?" She said with a smirk, I almost growled, phoenixes, are not, chickens. See, my family is part phoenix and part dragon, thus why my family is the longest living family so far. How the phoenix part came in, I have no idea, I was afraid to ask my father at the time.

"No one, calls me, chicken!" I almost yelled angry.

"Prove it scaley!" said the ready cyan pegasus, with a smirk.

"Where to?" I asked, ready

"That cloud over there." She answered, pointing at a cloud near a tall, important looking building.

"Alright, 3," I said, flapping my wings a little.

"Two," she said, flapping her wings as well

"ONE!!!" We both said in unision, flying instantly. I was flying fast, at first, but the rainbow-haired pegasus flew faster then me. I flew faster, catching up a little. She looked back, smirking, but she gasped when she saw that I was catching up. She tried to fly a little faster, but I was at her tail. Then, she stopped, I was quick enough to dodge her, but i flew into the building, making a big dent.

"How, *pant* the buck, *pant* did you catch up *pant* to me *pant*?" She asked, wide eyed, and almost gasping for air.

"*pant* I don't *pant* know, *pant*." i then had a smirk after I answered to her, and she looked at me very wide eyed now.

"You're... You're tough." She said, looking at me, surprised, why is she acting like she was never beaten before?

"Thanks, you too... um." I answered, looking at her waiting for her to answer her name.

"Name's Rainbow Dash, and you dude, are cool!" I beamed at the compliment, yippee, something good happened to me today.

"Thanks, now I need to go now, bye!" I said, waving, flying towards the castle on the mountain. I was guessing that's where the princesses are, so why not? Then, I realized something during my flight there, I made friends?

Author's Note

Second chapter... hooray... I hope i did a good job this time, so like or comment or whatever